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Douglas Cheape

@douglascheape.bsky.social
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An idiot, but not one of the useful kind.

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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 10h
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 12h
Every clown has a liver brining.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 19h
Rock pool Molly.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 19h
Time traveller!
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 19h
Midweek mayhem.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 19h
I blame @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 21h
Most TV is just this now.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 20h
In my experience…
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 20h
Genie: ...and for your third wish? Me: *scrunches up paper from second Stornaway Black Pudding supper* TAKE A WILD GUESS PAL!
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 20h
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man. *Annual post.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 20h
I guess in the words of Marvin Gaye; when you get that feelin’, you want sexual ‘eelin’.
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Westerns & the Old West @davidlambertart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Birthday to the late Madeline Kahn, born Madeline Gail Wolfson 84 years ago today
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when it was just children taking to the streets to demand we did what we could to save the planet. Happy days.
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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now seems as good a time as any to post the plasticine Frank Muir that I built for the ‘Amateur Frank Muir Modeller’ Viz ad back in 2006.
A plasticine model of Frank Muir.
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Wynne @kemaiku.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I remember when that film came out and we had over a week of Merida memes.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Joy Barlow (taxi driver in ‘The Big Sleep’) the entertainment business’ sexiest Barlow?
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 29/09/2026
Today in "decisions in kerning"
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Owen Booth @owenbooth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Art installation, terrorist incident or public convenience? It’s so hard to tell these days!
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When only one of your dogs is a ‘morning’ dog.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely an autumnal feel to this Tuesday morning.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's all going down in the nurse's cupboard this morning.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday’s Unforgivable Sin. I don’t care if you’re serving it from a van in a lay-by or the Ritz, if you sell an unbuttered bacon roll you should receive a custodial prison sentence.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peter May ‘…he inspired enormous affection in his readers and in those lucky enough to work with him. His kindness, generosity and largeness of spirit, loyalty, engagement with life, and the world, made him a much-loved,as well as much-admired figure.’ I think Jon Riley speaks for us all. A sad day.
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SURPRISE PARTY
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, when I find mustard in my sandwich.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‘Ethelred the Unready’ here, looking pretty ready if you ask me #cucumberenvy
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday morning’s reverie was somewhat disturbed by two coach loads of Germans bussed in from the cruise ship in Stornoway. And yes, this was the morning both dogs decided to have the jetting liquid shits, fml.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Name a film with a Woman Director. The much underrated thriller, The Peacemaker - Mimi Leder Still stands up. When compared to the current streaming service action slop, it’s Lawrence of fucking Arabia. Give it another watch and tell me I’m wrong.
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Siobhán McElduff @siobhanmcelduff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The final stage of imperialism is the rotten corpse of the Orange Order trying to drag itself down Garvaghy road while Chris Bryant tuts at Michelle O'Neill for objecting.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@rsmythfreelance.bsky.social I do hope you remembered to make a faery wish on the full September Moon.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👀
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Night, night.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is there a better sleep than the one you have when the clouds are galloping across the sky?
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How my wife sees me now she has just discovered I have been hiding a Lindt Santa.
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Exit, pursued by bear.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me lifting Hamish into the bath.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Molly about to set paw on virgin sand.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday, and just about coping with the hustle and bustle of the weekend crowds.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just a little something to take the edge off.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As my old dad used to say, ‘When it comes to the theatre, you should always leave them wanting more.’ Lovely man, terrible anaesthetist.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whilst I cannot claim sobriety on the final dog walk of the evening, photographically speaking - and much like the fine wines imbibed - I rather like the effect. *a stagger made manifest
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come on, mate. I mean, it’s not exactly hidden away in the small print.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday, innit?
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SAMUEL PEPYS To my office all the morning till by and by called out by Sir W. Anchor over my use of AI in the creation of this journal. Jet ski’d with them by water to Deptford, where it of a sudden did lighten, thunder, and rain so as we could do not but stay in the international house of pancakes.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday morning, and here is your moment of sanity in a world gone mad.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is my painful duty to inform you that while the view from the bedroom window was exquisite this morning, we are now experiencing gale force winds and driving rain. That is all.
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One year ago today we bought our dream home, and I was sitting pretty.
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