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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 5h

It was just too late to return your broken heart at the amazon counter inside your whole foods so I left it there amongst an array of whole foods, and it was healthy again. But still needs the normal store

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 5h

I'd feel really insulted if I married someone into animal husbandry.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 6h

Making my dog shake my hand before I give her her vitamins so she doesn't suspect that they're good for her

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 6h

I probably owe an apology to everyone I’ve ever said “I’ll remember that” to

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 6h

The ADHD urge to be anxious over absolutely everything for literally no reason

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 6h

I do my best to channel my misery into entertainment.

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 6h

the universe is expanding and so is my indifference

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 7h

Oops, I didn’t actually read the question.

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 7h

Yes 1000% on religion and capitalism. Also guns, I’d get rid of those too.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 8h

Dear me 6 months ago, Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise.

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 19h

you know what pairs well w everything? cheese

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 8h

Out of sight but never out of mind, or something like that

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 8h

I cannot be held responsible for how I behave when “She Sells Sanctuary“ begins to play

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 8h

dramatically flopping onto the couch, floor and bed, trying to ‘30s actress my way out of this ‘tude

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 14h

I have never washed a pair of jeans. I assume they clean themselves, like ovens or cats.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 8h

as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 8h

I can’t be sure. I have little use for shampoo whether regular or 8-in-1

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 8h

When aforementioned toddler is smarter than Dad, but will also have shitfuck opinions because of aforementioned Dad.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I used to fight for my right to party. Now I plead for my right to do absolutely nothing.

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 9h

The kids said the sky looks like cotton candy tonight

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 9h

I like tests And by like, I mean love And by tests, I mean tacos

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 10h

So, just all my skeets then?

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 10h

I’m saving all your worst skeets for blackmail purposes.

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 10h

I think I’m probably the smartest* mother fucker in the room *dumbest

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 10h

Christian men love to quote the Bible to tell women how to dress and behave, and yet none of them are telling other men to pluck out their eyes and cut off their hands if they can't control themselves. Funny, that.

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Buck @turbineseaplane.bsky.social · 17h

"Person Building" not going too well at Cornell.

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 11h

My guy friend accidentally bought male lingerie instead of boxers. It's a negligént.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10h

Take a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 10h

I’m not sure if this post or the “your mom did” reply to Rob that best represents your irresistibility* *I’m not sure that’s actually a word but whatever

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h

we can differ, but I ain't gonna beg for it. Who tf *begs* to differ?

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12h

The feminine urge to travel back in time just to give a T-Rex a high five

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Joanne @joannefirth.bsky.social · 11h

THIS!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12h

do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 12h

Raw-dogging life by strolling Costco and listening to the Beverly Hills Cop theme on my AirPods

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13h

he left his dick & ball fresheners to his son in his last willy testes mints.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 13h

you really thought Americas frat boys were out here doing the lords work? lol ok

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Fantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 13h

many of you could have mustaches, for all i know

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 13h

Sunglasses: Only(Ray)Bans

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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 13h

X-rays and MRIs: OnlyScans

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14h

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