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@rubyclimber.bsky.social
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I’m just your basic weirdo. I’m one of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Moronically entertaining ADHD af My kids call me The Dad-alorian he/him

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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 4h
I see your Seymour Butts and raise you a Peter Bonerz
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 4h
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The clock on my iPad shows 12:34pm
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 5h
Amazon categorizes my moisturizer as makeup so every time I order I have to put up with these emails 🙄
An item in my inbox indicates an order from Amazon of 1 makeup item has shipped
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 5h
Finally October
A cartoon where one character asks another to look at their butt to see the words Happy Hallween. When the second character comments on the misspelling the first character spreads their cheeks to reveal the missing O
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 6h
Once in every lifetime Comes a love like this I need you and you need me Oh my darling can't you see Young dreams Should be dreamed together Young hearts shouldn't be afraid And some day when the years have flown Darling, then we'll teach the young ones Of our own
A screenshot of the song The Young Ones by Cliff Richard and the Shadows playing in my music app
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 15h
I know where you hang I drive by there often I spy on the circus You make of your friends Heaven is harsh A fire unfaithful Like a bird that you hold in your palm
A screenshot of the song Broken by Belly playing in my music app.
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I spend a lot of nights on the run And I think, oh, like I'm lost and can't be found I'm just waiting for my day to come And I think, oh, I don't wanna let you down
The song Spirits by The Strumbellas playing in my music app on my phone
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bully boys don't bother me I purse my lips, and they run away Guys like you who are gentle and true Don't come around here everyday I'm potent, baby, I'm potent Just one swig of me would get most guys smashed But a drop of yours makes me stagger and swerve I guess I'm outclassed
A screenshot of the song Sense of Purpose by The Pretenders playing on my phone.
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the fast of times it was the furriest of times
Black words on a wooden board: Fast and Furry-ous
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Made me think of this
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The kids said the sky looks like cotton candy tonight
A slice of my sky tonight
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait, better reply
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love this one!
Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac playing on my Mac
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Penispig made me think of this
Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery on SNL saying, "I'll take the penis mightier for $500"
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today would be my Grandma's 87th birthday, it's our first without her. As a kid, I was a huge fan of Calvin & Hobbes, and grandma never forgot that. In her later years, she used to go to used book sales and she'd always look for C&H books for me.
A picture of my Calvin & Hobbes books sitting on my bookshelf
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's just another #MonochromeMonday Let's see yours 🖤🩶A black and white picture of me, a 46yo mediocre white man with a shaved head sitting on my couch
A black and white picture of me, a 46yo mediocre white man with a shaved head sitting on my couch
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can’t match the wild hair energy
A black and white picture of me, a 46yo mediocre white man with a shaved head sitting on my couch
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh fuck! I just turned 46 this month
An image that jokes about the aging trajectory of white men at ages 25, 35, 45, and 50. It presents the man looking the same at the first 3 ages then aging approximately 50 years between 45 and 50
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't let the innocent look fool you. She will fight you if you approach me too quickly while she's laying by me.
My silky terrier Twixie looking innocently at the camera
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Movie night with the kids tonight
The one-sheet poster for Toy Story 5
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Running errands today and it was my turn
A picture of the dash screen in my car with Space Age Love Song by Flock of seagulls playing
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mrs White from Clue says, “Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.”
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Keeping mine covered as they are embarassingly less nice than yours
I picture of my legs in navy blue pants up on my coffee table with my dog standing near my feat
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish Converse made slippers so I didn’t have to settle for these knockoffs
A pair of blue and white slippers that look like Converse sneakers sitting on a gray accent chair with a gold pillow behind them
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me whenever a moot who regularly interacts disappears from my notifications
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Side note, one year I asked my dad to make a list of items he'd like for Christmas because he's hard to shop for. As a joke, he put 'a buttplug' on the list, so I bought him one of these
I picture of a purple butt plug shaped like a raspberry calls Ass-berries
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My son found this item to 3D print the other day. It's a Kyber crystal from Star Wars you pervs
A photo of a 3D printed purple Kyber crystal from Star Wars that sort of looks like a butt plug
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A photo of Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman who were the main two white characters in Black Panther and words that state that because they were both also in the Hobbit movies they are the Tolkien white guys of the Black Panther movie.
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@youremceekayvee.bsky.social the notifications on this chat might bet annoying, but not sure we can help that
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But...
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Say what?
A picture of me in the 80s as a small blonde child
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you call this?
A picture of one of my previous posts
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In honor of Peter Byrne who recently passed
A screenshot of the song Always Something There to Remind Me by Naked Eyes playing on my computer
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blue and white words on a grayish background say "You are amaze balls!"
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just laying out my clothes for tomorrow
A black t-shirt with a picture of Sterling Archer and the words ‘I’d do me’ is laid out on my bed.
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Close up so you’re not inflicted with the rest of my face
A close up of my mediocre, white forehead with wrinkles
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me, avoiding actual work
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pro tip: when you're forced to work the weekend, Monday doesn't hit as hard...
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What I hear whenever other dudes try to talk to me about guns
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dancing to this one while I clean up the kitchen after dinner
The song Sense of Purpose by The Pretenders plays on my phone
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love this one…it reminds me of something ❤️‍🩹
The song Fields of Gold by Sting playing on my phone
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So much of who I am is due to this guy. I keep this book close at hand always
The front cover of a book titled “Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood”
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Red pepper butt!
A piece of red pepper that looks like a very firm buttocks (buttocks is an underused word)
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