iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

adult friend finder could have been such a great website but they wasted the name on the same shit a million other sites had. "dads in your area want to drill a few holes in scrap wood and drink three beers" imagine getting that popup

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

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ceej @ceej.online · 06/09/2024

Hey, it’s great to meet you! I actually kind of have a thing for older women. :) No, I don’t mind kids, how many do you have? Oh, wow. No, not at all, the more the merrier. What do you mean your living situation is complicated? A shoe, you say. Huh. Well, what’s your philosophy on child discipline

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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Mr. Hooper, that's the U. S. S. Indianapolis.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

ALPHA INFLUENCER (has rabies): i'm not "afraid" of water ok, it's not a phobia, understand? i refuse ok, unlike most people, to let water scare me. "but without water i'll die!" says who? Dasani? stop being Evian's bitch! see this? healthy male mouths naturally produce a nutritious, hydrating foam

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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

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Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant77.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Man, every hacky late night comedian really did Sinead and Alanis dirty

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/02/2026

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You have been blessed by the friend onion :).

A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/10/2024

I hope none of the other dads wear a denim jacket to the indie rock show tonight

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026

sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too

ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.

Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists

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Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant77.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My brother just accidentally played a podcast and i thought he put on Cake

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

thank you to Harvard for helping me explain to my daughter why taking out student loans to go to a "good school" hasn't been worth doing in decades

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026

Parrot Lying

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 16/09/2026

To be clear - I don’t think this is a sign that voters understand second order effects, I think they’re looking at Trump and going “that guy is clearly full of shit”, which is way worse for him

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026

the three groups i misjudged the most in my adult life were the furries, the juggalos and the irish. i have grown and learned, and now i direct this energy towards far more worthy targets: the catholic church, the NCAA and the british

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026

give Ed Sheeran a break. you’d be confused and stupid too if you spent your entire life having just gotten out of the shower

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 14/09/2026

this is gpt6 astra btw

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Still can't believe she won the auction that allowed Thomas Pynchon to name her boyfriend.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I can exclusively report at this time that Maria Bartiromo was NOT fired by Fox News for violating the network's "do not obviously be loaded on camera" policy. "That policy does not exist," a network source tells me, "and it never will."

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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2025

you'd be hard-pressed to make a more compelling argument for the way things are now than that we're all trapped in the fitful dream of someone dying in front of a tv. everything that happens involves someone from tv

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The discourse is bad. Everyone look at this zucchini bread my dad made for the new neighbors. My mom cut a piece out of the middle and then took another piece from a different loaf and tried to fix it.

A pan of zucchini bread. In the center is a cut out square. The cut out part is lighter than the rest.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

wednesdays are quiet on here bc people are too busy standing at the island in their kitchens staring off into space wondering where it all went wrong

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The million dollar book advance I gave to Mr. Illiterate to leverage his army of fans the 20 Hour Screen Time Boys has proven to be a bad decision. They're gonna have my ass for this.

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

FROM: john@cpncrunch.com TIME: 4:21pm SUBJECT: re: berries The cereal. It's all crunch berries ________________________________ FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com TIME: 3:28pm SUBJECT: re: berries what __________________________________ FROM: john@cpncrnch.com TIME: 3:27pm SUBJECT: berries It's all berries

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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

TINDER DATE: [empty room w/ a robocop poster, a TV sitting on the floor, a tatami mat and a $30 water feature] yeeeah I'm just really into the simplicity of wabisabi design elements YOU: why are there so many Wendy's wrappers by the mat TINDER DATE: [gritting teeth] there is beauty in imperfection

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026

Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Wild that there’s no counter of “it will ensure social stability so we can keep making money and they won’t cut our heads off” no one knows why they are rich

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/09/2025

going to bed is so embarrassing. sorry, my brain needs to watch a movie. please don’t kill me

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