goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 4mMade a FB post about looking for audio gigs and posted a link to my project studio and FB automatically added a link to a similarly named porn spam IG account that it would not permit me to remove so I just gave up and deleted the post 110
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The beard stays, YOU GO 111
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every morning God spins two big Wheel of Fortune wheels to determine which fingertip on my fretting hand will sustain which injury 010
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Forget Severance? Uh yeah, that's how it works 020
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every time I open Steam there's one or two new games in there called like The Paradox Ultimatum or Bullets Cost Extra! that I have zero memory of buying 030
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We've just totally given up on subtitles huh. Like that's just something from a different era that we can't have anymore 000
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Let Go! Right Before The Holidays 110
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't believe in woo woo like crystals or horoscopes but I do have an unshakeable genetic sense that if I ever managed to play an arcade game good enough it might trigger some kind of magical event 120
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The "constant reminders that everything is brutal stupid dogshit run by omnipotent psychopaths determined to annihilate everything good in the universe" is kinda outweighing the fun stuff one here these days. gotta flip the CLOSED sign on this account for a bit i think 010
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's nice that in a time of increasingly shoddy product quality, cat food cans are made of aircraft grade steel and recycled katanas that will slice you to the bone if you make a false moving washing them out 050
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I gave 25 bucks to Bernie Sanders a fucking decade ago, the only campaign contribution I've ever made in my life, and to this day I'm still swatting down 50 Democratic fundraising emails a week that all think my name is Mark for some reason 170
Reposted by goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.comLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists. 91951534
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OK I've now seen someone earnestly assert "Rivers Cuomo invented emo" in multiple places now. did some YouTube or podcast moron say this recently 100
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It doesn't need any more discourse but it occurs to me that the main way to hear top 40 shit outside your wheelhouse used to be shopping/errands and if you didn't notice we've simultaneously eliminated as many retail jobs as possible while also nuking 3rd spaces and physical retail itself 140
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Choosin Texas" this, "Choosin Texas" that. I'm "choosin t'exist" in a state of mind where I don't care what's in the top 40 because I'm an adult with my own taste formed by my genetics and my environment, neither of which I can Choos 120
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the fuck is this little OBJ tag? Do other people see this? It shows up in every view of this post on mobile 240
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These fuckin things are training in Portland now. I'm sure the universe will immediately throw a situation at me where it'll be required for a work thing or my cats are somehow at stake or something, but I will never get in a "self driving" car under my own power 180
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wow, can't believe no Sega Master System fans in this crowd of zoomers at the arcade came up to compliment my DJing 140
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Seeing a lot of Matt Freeman in the "name your 4 top bass players" thing and he is great but he does that thing a lot where he plays blue notes against guitars doing Lydian mode stuff that always sounds like amateur hour to me. You know who always plays in the right mode? Todd from Propagandhi 100
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh no, was it weird to bring iced coffee to this 3,000th vibes-based discrimination gauntlet I've run this month? That we've put hallucinating AI in charge of screening for? Does a columnist who hasn't interviewed for a job since 1995 think it's WEIRD? Oh fuck, oh no 061
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm essentially a flinching little wussy who can't bring myself to kill a bug but I think if someone talked to me like this in real life I would punch them in the trachea without thinking 050
Reposted by goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.commaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164871221
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Choosing to interpret it as a recession indicator if you go to an arcade and every game doesn't have an impossible-to-touch high score set by some local pervert 041
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Google Maps needs a "no impossible lefts please" right under the "avoid highways" setting 3110
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dramatic example but this is the kind of thing you find 100% of the time if you look into the actual events behind any right wing talking point 050
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Arcade I've played a bunch of chiptune shows at asked if I'd want to to a regular DJ night playing video game music, which is really flattering but here I am 4 days beforehand googling "what do DJs use the headphones for?" Got a real non-overlapping magisteria thing going on here 261
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't like saying this but the breakdown in Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit is as good as anything Refused did on Shape Of Punk To Come 140
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You ever marvel at how fucking good even some of the world's stupidest records sound when they had a big indie/major label budget at the height of analog recording in the 90s/early 2000s 020
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This was kinda my take on this tbh. Like if you're a racist zillionaire you can just sieg heil next to the President now. Why would you bother with the kind of winking people think this is anymore 1230
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Can anyone who brings it up as a consolation prize for voting for someone saying Nazi stuff point to a single time in history a Democrat has been "pushed left" directly by voters 120
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Every time I see a headline about Hassan Piker saying some supposedly beyond-the-pale horrible thing, it just turns out to be a straightforwardly true People's History of the United States-level factoid but said kind of rudely? 1341
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Imagine how lousy a writer you'd have to be to get your story shitting on trans athletes, the sole remaining form of media that western culture produces anymore, spiked 1104
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"I never see you at the park looking at the grass" OK? Well I never see you at the bank looking at the money 193
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nobody has had nutritional yeast in bulk for over a month now and it's like does WinCo just suck at logistics or is this another thing the regime has taken away 110
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A Democrat who's otherwise great but says "I agree with my Republican colleague that we need to keep men out of little girls locker rooms" isn't "Not Perfect," they are demonsrating a total rube-ass lack of understanding they're being played that casts everything else about them into doubt 240
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I accidentally gouged a big chunk of flesh out of the very tip of my left pinky when cutting something and now all I can play on guitar is power chords 221
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Call it a conspiracy theory if you want but you absolutely cannot convince me at this point that Democrats don't essentially, broadly want to stay out of power when you look at the absolute drooling devotion they all have to always accepting the right's framing on every single fucking thing 030
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026apart from the more obvious issues, people continuing to make this broken joke is like if a comedian in 2026 went "What's the deal with airline food? Boy are my arms tired!" and it fucking killed and you're just looking at the audience howling and realizing well I guess everyone but me is a P zombie 1132
Reposted by goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.comedeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 17/05/2026ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please 252037559
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Based on my entire "career" playing in punk bands I'd always had it in my back pocket that whenever I felt like it I could probably find a fast heavy band that needed a drummer. Just dug around FB and CL and it's nothing but 16 year olds who want to play Blink 182 shit. Pretty grim 140
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wait the singer of Breaking Benjamin's name is Benjamin? 011
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm pretty convinced now that Google, as a tech company salivating over the same hard-right laundry list as all tech companies now, which includes self-driving cars and destroying all forms of non-car transit, is putting its thumb on the scale to give dangerous and shitty cycling directions in Maps 042
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026That dialect analysis thing nailed me as being from Maine, but then I think literally only Mainers call subs "Italian sandwiches," which is all traced back to one chain of local sandwich shops calling them that for some reason, so that question kind of just amounts to "are you from Maine y/n?" 030
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Truly do not get this "e-bikes make you fat" thing they're trying, I've even heard it from someone on an e-bike before! In my experience it's unlocked at least 50-100 miles of pedaling a week I wouldn't have had time for otherwise bc I take it to work on days I would've bussed or drive 140
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Mousing over the Whitehouse site Somehow racist Homestar voice: "Games!" 000
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 02/09/2026IMO this is literally the only thing that makes a forum/platform usable long term. Mods need to be able to just tell a bad user "you suck, hit the bricks" and the occasional user who gets got by that unfairly is acceptable collateral damage 170
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Airport beers are perhaps the ultimate "borrowing feel-goodness from the future at a usurious interest rate" (RIP Famous Scotty Tonga) but I have like 2 hours to kill, what are you gonna do 030
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If anyone is in doubt, TSA will not catch it if you smuggle some edibles inside a sandwich in your bag. I have gotten away with this approximately 500 times 020
goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Keep arguing over whether piracy is Always Morally Good or Always Unjustifiable Theft, I'll just be over here adding 12 TB of scavenged security system drives to my NAS 010
