Reposted by qorkSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Perfect day to go to the bogs and enjoy the sublime colors of the cranberry harvest. Wave if you see me. I’ll be there sunning my perineum. 2723672
Reposted by qorkKyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time. 4263882338
Reposted by qorkrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my baby is crawling on the ceiling and bellowing ancient curses at me, which essential oils will help 11374100
Reposted by qorkIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131643346
Reposted by qorkBixlee, Lifelong Wisconsin Brewers Fan @bixlee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026she got that demogorgon pussy 0213
Reposted by qorkAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“we can’t figure out what to do with the muppets” Broken country. The system has failed you. In this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear. 826926
Reposted by qorkNational Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 27/08/2026Normally making fun of someone's passing is in bad taste but I think Tim Curry of all people would be someone who would actually appreciate this. 141827284
Reposted by qork聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits 13242161025
qork @qork.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Asking for “extra spicy” at an Indian place that I’ve never been to just to feel something 020
qork @qork.bsky.social · 15/07/2026D&D party set up several major combat events to occur at a set piece location in the campaign. They then retreated to an outer wall and watched what were supposed to be separate unconnected boss fights run into one another. Honestly, they did such a good job setting it up that I’m not even mad. 170
Reposted by qorkhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/05/2026This past week watching moots tear each other apart on bluesky 711831
qork @qork.bsky.social · 02/05/2026My last bit of self-consciousness has finally died time to listen to Dragula 50 times on repeat 020
Reposted by qorkRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Noem accused these two men of attempted murder. She also cited the incident to accuse Tim Walz and Jacob Frey of criminal conduct for inciting violence against federal officers. It was all a lie. A federal officer had blindly fired his gun into the front door of a house with two young kids inside. 3974234
Reposted by qorkC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It has come to my attention that not all of you are aware that this exists. So, here it is. It exists. Dozens of channels of randomized music videos and bumpers. Choose your era and return to your childhood. Bookmark it for when you need to escape back. wantmymtv.vercel.app/player.htmlwantmymtv.vercel.appMTV REWIND - 33,000+ Music Videos • Zero Ads • Zero AlgorithmsExperience MTV's golden era with 33,000+ music videos spanning 6 decades. Free 24/7 streaming. No ads. No algorithm. Just press play. 472386873
Reposted by qorkbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I dreamt of the beach (1/4) 5386902742
Reposted by qorkInnocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I have never seen a cross-examination go so badly 682105496
Reposted by qorkChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/03/2026"When vice is extolled by the name of virtue, so that a man is induced to sin not only without regret but with joy and triumph, and is hardened beyond the modesty of a blush for his enormities, this sort of flattery, I say, has been fatal even to whole kingdoms." - Plutarch, The Flatterer 925969
Reposted by qork✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 01/03/2026VCR technology isnt obsolete, it just hasnt made any advancements in nearly three decades. thats why we here at Sony are proud to annouce our new line of VCRs featuring a whole slate of new buttons, such as PREWIND, SLOW FORWARD, PLAUSE, and STAP 1246194
Reposted by qorktinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/03/2026my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?" 252073376
Reposted by qorkMisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 22/11/2025The theory in the paper is that it's not the superhero per se, but that unexpected events in general increase mindfulness and thus pro-social behavior So act weird and make people behave better. 414064
Reposted by qorkali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 19/02/2026in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away. 396093165
Reposted by qorkGus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW? 214122483605
Reposted by qorkRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 24/01/2026This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him. 11655841840
Reposted by qorkgeorge 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg 6719325
qork @qork.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I’ve lost all higher drive or meaning but I’m getting really into horror novels so I guess the move is to write horror right? 010
Reposted by qorkDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Just laughed out loud imagining running into the Target bathroom while Gregory Bovino is in it and slapping him around like Bam Margera with his dad on the toilet 445449
Reposted by qork404 Media @404media.co · 07/01/2026At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Full story by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/dhs-is-lying... 191299423
Reposted by qorkall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 09/12/2025i keep watching this i love her so much 34411
Reposted by qork"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/12/2025on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby 131889146
Reposted by qorkskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 29/12/2025you, an idiot: we should have universal health care me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year 23990137
Reposted by qorkCall of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 27/12/2025ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night 125236
