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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 1h

did anyone post any funny posts that they want me to reply to lately or nah

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 1h

the only reasonable world series is brewers rays because all of the rest of the teams are complete fucks

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 4h

chunky salsa is just salsa that hasn't been finished in a blender yet

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 4h

i got fired from bluesky. i tried to ask why, but apparently they got fired too, so idk wtf

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a junior scoop of chocolate ice cream costs $6.50 plus tip, plus credit card surcharge. the engine of this economy is roaring

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yes i am a terrible person for not listening to country music, a genre that sucks complete shit with zero exceptions

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

these people are talking crazy stuff about things that invert and go inside of other things, that sounds dumb as hell

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it's been a week without seeing smooth coke and my quality of life has already improved

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you're telling me a semen swallowed this voluptuous ass?

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

rollercoasters that go upside down can fuck right off. no one needs that shit

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

today i realized that alpine refers to something that is from the alps. i am 46 years old btw

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the itty bitty titty committee has become the fuckin nanny state smh

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

every shitty small town has this fucking dog as their mascot

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

every time i post a banger reply to skip he deletes the thread. pretty fucked up imho

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

gas is four dollars and forty nine and nine tenths of a cent. ask me anything about the economy, i am an economist

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

wake the fuck up and see what the nanny state has taken away from you: - cigarettes - waterbeds - quaaludes - physical media - privacy - stick shifts - 3 wheelers - hidden tracks - arch deluxe - tan m&ms

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

some of you people don't respect aaron rupar waking up and grinding and it shows

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

shake of the day is $7 now. this economy is roaring

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the party of small government, who wants to dismantle the department of education, wants to send in their perverts to inspect the genitals of 8th grade volleyball players. just deeply unserious people, who in my opinion, should [redacted] on national television

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i thought that indo was weed that came from indonesia for like at least 25 years

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

wow i can't wait to see how many more gemini toolbars i have to disable

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

can we as a society just stop ending things with 99 cents or gas at 9/10ths of a cent or whatever? i thought we got rid of the penny, come on. i know ppl are stupid but let's just not anymore

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Dr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the part where krang starts sucking on michaelangelo

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