marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026no this is good i like it. beach water person. we should change every job to sound this stupid. every cop is now "gun handjob person" anyone involved in finance is "money handjob person" etc. just make sure u put handjob in there or its not gonna make any fucking sense ok thanks guys 2443
Reposted by marissa walmart dogbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Instead of "No Smoking" signs, there should be "No WOKEing" signs! Like and share if you agree #lungcancer 38123
Reposted by marissa walmart dogleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026i’m hanging out with grogu and reading all your mean posts about him out loud. he just started crying 421755179
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026guys i have a hot take. it is too hot. outside .. 1232
Reposted by marissa walmart dogdomino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 16/05/2026this is what it feels like to post on bluesky dot app 220930
Reposted by marissa walmart dogpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026they should call this website maslow's hierarchy of dweebs 0649
Reposted by marissa walmart dogmr. cannoli @boner.ink · 15/05/2026poopshit son or pisspee daughter 36112
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026dawg they put this guy in a football helmet and sent him into the gig simulator from tenacious d 1611
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026im in the lab inventing a new kind of shit with my ass 223349
Reposted by marissa walmart dogPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/05/2026we're seeing if grogu's entire body can fit inside the gom jabbar box 13896145
Reposted by marissa walmart doglittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 15/05/2026They should give Chinese food a gun 3659
Reposted by marissa walmart dogcrimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 11/05/2026an immigrant business owner in orlando that’s been a cornerstone of the underground music scene for two decades got abducted by ICE in the middle of a show this past friday. if anyone could donate or just help share this far and wide, it could go a long way to help him be freed: gofund.me/3a114139egofund.meDonate to Rally for Uncle Lou’s Legal Support, organized by Alison HeffernanOur beloved Uncle Lou, a pillar of our community, has been unexpectedly detained … Alison Heffernan needs your support for Rally for Uncle Lou’s Legal Support 01911
Reposted by marissa walmart dogfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 11/05/2026good songs just hit different #musicfacts 56717
Reposted by marissa walmart doggreg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 11/05/2026Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪 532003239
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026did the kernel wizards patch dirty frag yet or am i basically just gonna have to sit next to my computer with a fire extinguisher for the rest of my life 1220
Reposted by marissa walmart dogdissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 08/05/2026found the words “Cloaca Larry” in notes app. idea for a Guy i had i guess 1423020
Reposted by marissa walmart dogpatrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026They should combine all medicine into one big pill that everyone takes once every day 512517
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026i am once again begging u to listen to sasha gu013. my lexicon into nothing left. god tier. ok thank uyoutu.beSasha -- Global Underground 013: Ibiza (CD1)YouTube video by Mindcircus 240
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026tiny cross for jesus balls. tiny nails. tiny hammer 1325
Reposted by marissa walmart dogbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/05/2023it feels like every year things get worse. i dread to think what the world will be like in one trillion years 1463266
Reposted by marissa walmart doglittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/06/2024Woke up this morning microwaved a gun 619927
Reposted by marissa walmart dogDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Burgers got me moaning and squirting 131467491
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026like this post and living waters shall flow over the broken things and mend them and the great work will begin 0545
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026hop up outta beeed turn my swag onnn get suspended from this app 0271
Reposted by marissa walmart dogMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/05/2026Despite the Verrazzano's best efforts, I finished the 48th Annual 5 Boro Bike Tour. See you again next year! 542659267
Reposted by marissa walmart dogmr. cannoli @boner.ink · 07/05/2026if i ever get a strike against my account i will kill my self 415416
Reposted by marissa walmart dogjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Hantavirus gives rat feces a bad name 316013
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026ur telling me theyre building a balls room..... what about the penis room....... anyone said this fuckin shit 5717
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026some of yall would benefit greatly from reading this i fear 1119823
Reposted by marissa walmart dogskeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 21/08/2024opening the app called demons infecting ur brain and infecting my brain with demons and going ahh! i infected my brain with demons!!!! 1055498
Reposted by marissa walmart doglittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Guys let’s change all our passwords to upset123456! to remind us to be upset every time we have to log in to anything 3611
marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026will stancil met gala gerrymandering bad bunny isabel fall brent crude hasan 4481
Reposted by marissa walmart dogDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026RIP rudy Giuliani. Died during surgery. It was the surgery to get your ribs removed so you can suck your own dick 1239143
Reposted by marissa walmart dogfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 04/05/2026rudy giuliani looks like mr krabs without his shell to me for some reason 615611
Reposted by marissa walmart dogbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/05/2026rudy giuliani has passed away from incest 641946