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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Perfect day to go to the bogs and enjoy the sublime colors of the cranberry harvest. Wave if you see me. I’ll be there sunning my perineum.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my baby is crawling on the ceiling and bellowing ancient curses at me, which essential oils will help
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t have shit in the hospitality industry
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Bixlee, Lifelong Wisconsin Brewers Fan @bixlee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
she got that demogorgon pussy
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“we can’t figure out what to do with the muppets” Broken country. The system has failed you. In this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 27/08/2026
Normally making fun of someone's passing is in bad taste but I think Tim Curry of all people would be someone who would actually appreciate this.
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Asking for “extra spicy” at an Indian place that I’ve never been to just to feel something
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Let Them Fight
ALT: Let Them Fight
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
D&D party set up several major combat events to occur at a set piece location in the campaign. They then retreated to an outer wall and watched what were supposed to be separate unconnected boss fights run into one another. Honestly, they did such a good job setting it up that I’m not even mad.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
POV your monastery is cooked
Erling haaland photoshopped to be carrying a double bladed axe
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
They should write a song about that
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Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Halo timeline confirmed
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This past week watching moots tear each other apart on bluesky
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My last bit of self-consciousness has finally died time to listen to Dragula 50 times on repeat
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Was it for a catering order? I gotta cater shit sometimes and corporate absolutely shits when you don’t have itemized receipts
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Noem accused these two men of attempted murder. She also cited the incident to accuse Tim Walz and Jacob Frey of criminal conduct for inciting violence against federal officers. It was all a lie. A federal officer had blindly fired his gun into the front door of a house with two young kids inside.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It has come to my attention that not all of you are aware that this exists. So, here it is. It exists. Dozens of channels of randomized music videos and bumpers. Choose your era and return to your childhood. Bookmark it for when you need to escape back. wantmymtv.vercel.app/player.html
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MTV REWIND - 33,000+ Music Videos • Zero Ads • Zero Algorithms
Experience MTV's golden era with 33,000+ music videos spanning 6 decades. Free 24/7 streaming. No ads. No algorithm. Just press play.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Is it weird that this place you keep posting is becoming very homey to me ¿
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Enough
Your muted words
the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags
the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags
the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags
the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Jerk is always a banger
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Innocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I have never seen a cross-examination go so badly
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/03/2026
"When vice is extolled by the name of virtue, so that a man is induced to sin not only without regret but with joy and triumph, and is hardened beyond the modesty of a blush for his enormities, this sort of flattery, I say, has been fatal even to whole kingdoms." - Plutarch, The Flatterer
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Marathon good
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 01/03/2026
VCR technology isnt obsolete, it just hasnt made any advancements in nearly three decades. thats why we here at Sony are proud to annouce our new line of VCRs featuring a whole slate of new buttons, such as PREWIND, SLOW FORWARD, PLAUSE, and STAP
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/03/2026
my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ya gotta learn to read the wildlife broham, you can tech that shit easy
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
*saves for future reference*
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The theory in the paper is that it's not the superhero per se, but that unexpected events in general increase mindfulness and thus pro-social behavior So act weird and make people behave better.
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 19/02/2026
in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.
tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter

Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
They should joust with these bad boys
Diagram of a lunge mine
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
🎵take me home, to the place, I belong🎵
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“Jaws of Life”, it’s like Airbud but the shark is a paramedic
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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Machine Spirits! Cult of mars here we come
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Martyrs (2008)
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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I’ve lost all higher drive or meaning but I’m getting really into horror novels so I guess the move is to write horror right?
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qork @qork.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
There should be a daddy medium legs spider
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Just laughed out loud imagining running into the Target bathroom while Gregory Bovino is in it and slapping him around like Bam Margera with his dad on the toilet
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