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Joey Guanciale

@joebreslin.bsky.social
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a cracked polystyrene man DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™ philly sports aspiring Bez when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 11m
OH NO SOSA
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 26m
I LOVE THIS TEAM I HATE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS TEAM
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 38m
And this is why when they played f**king musical bases, Harp should have never been back in the outfield.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 1h
I need some food recs for a friend who's staying in dallas (didn't get a specific location besides 'near downtown'): 1. steakhouse (not too fancy/uptight) 2. BBQ
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 20h
seriously, they should make the headline "Dude who stood in line found guilty of murdering wife"
abcnews.com
Former 'American Idol' contestant found guilty of murdering wife
Caleb Flynn was charged with aggravated murder, murder, felonious assault and tampering with evidence in connection with the death of his wife, Ashley Flynn.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 22h
OK wait, they're saying this dude is the 'American Idol murderer' and he JUST TRIED OUT HE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO HOLLYWOOD?
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Watts The Safeword Wts: What Are We Doing?
Alt: Watts The Safeword Wts: What Are We Doing?
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of these things is not like the others
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Baseball is fucking dumb
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alright Stott
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's PFC William T. Santiago all over again
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, good for the ol' Top Cat.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sesame crusted tuna 🍽️🍜
A black plate with a sesame crusted tuna steak, a ball of rice, and a seaweed salad
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go Birds.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lmao Meme: Man Laughing Heartily
ALT: Lmao Meme: Man Laughing Heartily
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe Drake Maye will be better when AJ Brown comes back
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Laugh Mock
ALT: Laugh Mock
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amy de la piedra 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maybe the phillies will get hot for the postseason!
me (bryce harper) drinking dumb bitch juice (greyish-pink mystery partially-separated liquid)
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I AM BITCHES
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Phillies' Edmundo Sosa on the Field
ALT: Phillies' Edmundo Sosa on the Field
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's fucking go
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Game 162. I don’t want to add to this.
Soldier with thousand yard stare thinking of bad Phillies memories
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Lets Watch This Sanjay Gupta
Alt: you're going to sit here and watch 45 minutes of a random sci-fi movie while I talk at you.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
let's be great let's be great let's be great let's be great
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so pissed we're not even going to get a chance to have proper offseason hope because the billionaires are going to band together to fuck the people who make all the money for them
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Who could have seen this coming?" I think we all did, buddy.
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we are all Monty Burns
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how stupid are these motherfuckers? they feed it a bunch of writing about how humans can be sad/feel pain/whatever, it's just giving that back to them.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they won't be able to sell off the collection if they keep putting band aids on.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After looking into it, the answer is having a kabillion dollars from inventing gonorhea medicine and taking advantage of a war ravaged Europe.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just wait till my crashing sugar diabetic ass pulls out a bag of swedish fish and I shove a handful in my mouth while you ask a question
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Walked around and looked at art. How does one person get all this shit?
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking at dinosaurs before they get sold to millionaires
T rex at the Philadelphia academy of natural sciences
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Before the Americas blessed Italy with the miracle of the tomato, ragus looked like this. Malfaldine with beef cheek ragu alla Genovese 🍽️🍜
A blue bowl of Malfaldine pasta in ragu alla Genovese topped with Parmigiano reggiano
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Racists in Lower Manhattan c. 1915:
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
keep checking your voter registration status. They don't want your voice to be heard.
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rare Mets W.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the Nick Sirianni of mayors
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MARSHY!
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Brandon Marsh October Rise Celebration
ALT: Brandon Marsh October Rise Celebration
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Inside of you there are two WIP callers:
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lately facebook has been giving me "Tribal people try" American food, clips from a TV show about squatters and Australian customs videos.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Done at 10 hours
A Dutch oven filled with beef cheek ragu genovese.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First braise of the year! Beef cheek genovese
Beef cheek chunks in a Dutch ovenA Dutch oven filled with beef cheeks and a fuck ton of onions
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fuck traitors and people who glorify traitors go birds dickhead
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WINS ARE A QB STAT
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jalen Hurts I never doubted you
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Jalen Hurts Laughing on Field
ALT: Jalen Hurts Laughing on Field
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
13 > 11
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The field is 133 degrees? Fuck. Go Birds
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Civilization. I quit after 4 and started w/ Europa Universalis but I was always playing civ on the real world map anyway
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Sid Meier's Civilization: Gandhi II with Machine Gun
ALT: Sid Meier's Civilization: Gandhi II with Machine Gun
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as someone who's not a fan of any particular team in college football, I wish there was an account that told me what game I should be watching at any given moment.
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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just once I want to see a pitcher walking off the mound just drag his foot right across the foul line
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Beverage service on that PHL-BNA in full effect
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