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party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him SamGreszes@mstdn.social @samgreszes on hive and twitter discord: robotsfightingdinosaurs

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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 2h
There is no valid reason to expose the name of this person. What public interest? Why does it matter what the victim's name is? How could that possibly be relevant to the claims, the text messages, and the response by the school? The public interest demands identifying the perpetrators, not victims
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 3h
the thing that this news cycle is doing to me is that i feel angry every day don't fucking piss me off
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 2h
Babygirl in control, I feel like Nicole: aftermath.site/babygirl-in-co...
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 2h
this analysis of Big Walk, through the lens of "men don't talk to each other anymore" and the cultural norms that have led us to where we are with that, is so lovely and i think will resonate with a lot of you
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Big Walk lights the way for non-toxic masculinity in games
Interrogating "men don't talk to each other" through a game about communication
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 15h
LIVE NOW HELP ME NOT FUCK THIS WEDDING UP twitch.tv/robotsfightingdinosaurs
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 16h
legit can't believe meta is straight up doing bonzibuddy in 2026
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 17h
@faetrouble.bsky.social ?!???
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18h
almost too on the nose that the secular hijabi-inspired accessory makes them look like an amongus
green abmongius
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18h
Gonna be a bit late but this is still happening tonight! stay tuned
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 19h
smh, think about who you're actually hurting when you post something like this
deflected shot meme -- you, shooting peter thiel who deflects it at someone poopin
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Wesley LeBlanc @wesleyleblanc.bsky.social · 20h
A moba in 2026? Yeah why don’t you moba-ck the heck away from me you freaks
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Wesley LeBlanc @wesleyleblanc.bsky.social · 20h
Deadlock? You need to dead look at yourself in the mirror.
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 20h
what the fuck
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 21h
Twitch.tv/RobotsFightingDinosaurs
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23h
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 22h
fucking come on man now my cheap flight newsletter is scoring on us
a going flight deal for $237 tix to atlanta. an expert note from "willis" says "atlanta knows a thing or two about blowing a big lead. don't let these cheap fares to atlanta go the same way. book it before the 4th quarter."
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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epic rap battles of history: Koko the gorilla vs curious George
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Alpha Chrome Yayo @alphachromeyayo.com · 28/09/2026
"task failed successfully"
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Rose of Battle @roseofbattle.com · 28/09/2026
Thank you all for over $1100 funded to @fredhutch.org this September for #RaidsForResearch. Congrats to Hoenn007 for winning our art raffle! And if you missed out, if you're going to Big Dapple, you can commission Merci for art!
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, Pac
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
absolutely losing it over this, I loved pac, this fuckin sucks
Tweet from AEW:

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 28/09/2026
my lost lenore be like
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 28/09/2026
Truly think that Lamar Jackson is the most talented regular season player the NFL has ever seen
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 28/09/2026
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THE RAVENS
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Jenny Rae Rappaport @jennyrae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is hilarious, in a good way. They're bringing the candy back for many more years of flinging it at people! ❤️ ejewishphilanthropy.com/sunkist-says...
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Sunkist says it will bring back beloved Fruit Gems after national outcry following eJP report
‘We hear you, Sunkist Fruit Gems fans!’ the company wrote, saying it had found a new manufacturer for the kosher synagogue staple
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
Ohh my god, you haven't heard Choosin' Texas? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano?
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
no it's just that people are getting older and the monoculture doesn't exist anymore and not everyone has noticed. This truly isn't new or noteworthy
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
this is very true, do not take this as me disagreeing with OP. I do ALSO however want to say that the events of 2020, lockdown and beyond, very much shattered the monoculture which itself changed fandom writ large for the worse as ppl tied more of their identity to it
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
he has become who he was always meant to be. oh my god
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
not gonna say he did it better but macklemore is the blueprint for bbno$ and yung gravy
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
*AI voice* Me and my polycule accidentally crushed a lady with a house (1/27)
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
personally I think Taxes should be Low
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
any y'all remember this shit
Snafu maze game box art featuring an excited kid and a marble navigating through obstacles
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
WHAT? NO! FUCK! NO!
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 26/09/2026
remember when mschf made that game where you give your tax info to a big booby anime lady and she files for you
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 26/09/2026
I cannot recommend walking 2 miles wearing Adidas adissage massaging slides. I don't know what this did to my feet but I am not a fan
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Usili (Talia) 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
F-5E Tiger above snow mountains: "Born too late to deploy to Usea"

Typhoon: "Born too early to deploy to Usea"

F-18 Hornet: "Born just in time to deploy to Usea"
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merci @itshappymerci.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HI GUYS i still dont have employmenty.......... to those going to big dapple 11..... 😏🍎 dm me on discord.......!!!!!!!!!!! GRIN!!!!!!!! for an epic shikishi commissioned........
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 26/09/2026
the thing about hellthread is that although a lot of us made friends there and loved it I don't think many hellthreaders would want to do it again
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 26/09/2026
Florida foliage shot through a screen door
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i just did REALLY good on an ace combat mission. in case any girls are reading this
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 25/09/2026
Oh my god dude at some point it stops being funny
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Mikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was such a blast going on Aftermath Hours to talk about my story with PMG! Also, you might be able to see/hear the exact moment a bat flew into our window because my dog very loudly freaks out, and then keeps jumping into my lap for the rest of the episode.
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 25/09/2026
LETS FUCKING GO
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 25/09/2026
dr weird's r&b artist brother
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 25/09/2026
lots of bad answers to this. y'all have to be SUBTLE. like, a normal guy except for the fact that you think the moon doesn't exist. Or, like, every metaphor you use is pizza-themed. Or you always pronounce the word except "exksckept". one tweak, keep it consistent
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 25/09/2026
you know I keep that thang on me (three adorable miniature apple IIs)
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The New Material In eri @deerea.rs · 25/09/2026
from one dumbass to another, never get smarter
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 25/09/2026
Yeah of course I'm into needle play! I've got a restored dual and the Bowie sound + vision box set if you wanna come by
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