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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 19h

the tech industry is about to invent books

Andrew Yeung
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 20h

New strain, who dis?

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 23h

what if we tried everything being good instead of everything being awful

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 22h

Heard someone say "too many tacos" and I thought to myself "that can't be right"

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 22h

Thank god we all dropped twitter so we don't have to see this inane discourse (firsthand at least)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Surprisingly large crossover between the hobby beer brewers and the hobby sourdough starters. Maybe it's a yeast thing

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

yes. the big takeaway from the crucifixion of Jesus is that capital punishment is good.

Jack Posobiec

@JackPosobiec
Christ Himself accepted the death penalty

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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 06/10/2026

restaurant idea: icarus hot wings

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Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 05/10/2026

When an ambulance has its lights and sirens on, it means they’re on their way to arrest someone for being unwell.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Make America polluted, racist, homophobic, and misogynistic again

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

... we regret to inform you that your personal information fell victim to bad guys taking advantage of us not wanting to pay for proper cyber security ...

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This book came out in the late 70s when I was probably 8 or 9. I loved how scared it could make me feel

Left image shows the title of the book, Baleful Beasts and Eerie Creatures, with several of the monsters. Right image, an illustration from the book, shows a large bird dropping a person into a pit of with tentacles reaching up

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Perhaps Verspronck is the sound the collar makes when you flick it

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i don’t mean to brag, but someone at the bar said i look like a girl who’d go missing on spring break.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But all the ppl who were like "hey charko lemme see your big beefy chest" are happy now

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

no YOU stop Donald Trump! bitch. i can’t do shit. I can’t even get an in-network referral for annual blood work and youre physically mailing me from your dc office YOU stop him

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You could have sex in the bar bathroom and a cig afterwards. Easy peasy

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A witch hunt, but it's a dozen witches with guns.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I nominate

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Dan Conlin @convito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No YOU just bookmarked a recipe from a porn site comment section.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Aw Josie just wants to be with her people

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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nice to see Snickers released a new limited-run bar just for asexuals

It's a Snickers bar that's totally smooth, no bulging dick veins at all

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My messed up head thought someone had decorated a chicken nugget

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don’t argue with morons. Even when you win, you’re kinda losing.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

a few ham radios short of an apocalypse

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I like listening to Electric Light Orchestra because it reminds me that we used to live in a world where Jeffs did beautiful things

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin

r/legaladvice
u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh no I can’t grant you wishes, these are just my Hammer pants

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/10/2026

very excited for ai audiobooks you can talk to. i plan to tell frodo how to build an internal combustion engine, which should speed things up

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[first date] Him: So what do you do? Her: I’m a ghost writer. Him: Cool. So what do you think of this? *𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳*

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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i replaced a valve in my toilet today and briefly became the sort of man who stands proudly with hands on hips and says "there, that should do it"

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

according to a review of my late night online window shopping, it appears my cat narrowly avoided being a nun for Halloween

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the lost art of giving a shit about anything at all

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

according to the farmer’s almanac it’s hell on earth

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