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Paul the Baker

@paulthebaker.bsky.social
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physicist, bean enthusiast

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Goooood morning! The 2026 Snail Facts Calendars are OUT! We've got 24 days of scratchable snail fact goodness, designed by Philly artist Kelly Nichols! Advent calendars are cute as hell, a delightful tradition, and keep @skypeascientist.bsky.social funded! Get one at SquidFacts.net Pls repost ❤️
An 11x14 inch poster featuring snails, slugs, nudibranchs, and other snails! There are 24 yellow-green snail shells that you can scratch off. There's a leaf sheep and sea bunny and sea angel and fire snail and banana slug and mystery snail and ramshorn snail and candy cane snail
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
watched the odyssey last night. film ruined by everyone speaking english instead of ancient greek.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Paul the Baker @paulthebaker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thank you @weirdmedieval.bsky.social for teaching me enough to get all the historical references in this sports blog defector.com/i-sit-in-sol...
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I Sit In Solidarity With The Norway Fan Who Refuses To Do The Viking Row | Defector
Norway’s charmed and charming run to the World Cup quarterfinals has been a good time all around. Erling Haaland is probably the most lovingly memed man on Earth at the moment, and with good reason. T...
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Paul the Baker @paulthebaker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Kylian M'bop is that anything?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Can we normalize eating beans?
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The AI that runs the medication pre-authorization decisions for my BFF’s health insurance company just randomly decided the he didn’t need the medication anymore and the entire prescription was canceled and he had to spend an entire day on the phone trying to fix it.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Godzilla broke up with me.
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Several Onions @amusitr0n.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
23 years old today
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Paul the Baker @paulthebaker.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The hard-hitting Olympic coverage we need
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Paul the Baker @paulthebaker.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
#cowtools
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
After federal troops forced a fugitive slave named Anthony Burns back into slavery in the 1850s, one Bostonian wrote, “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.” The abuse of power radicalizes people. We are seeing that now.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 14/12/2025
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
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Paul the Baker @paulthebaker.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen Blackalicious Cursive Godspeed You! Black Emperor Screaming Females Britney Spears
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
It’s bigotry to hate those inflatable flappy arm guys from outside car dealerships
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I ate the beans in my Beanie Baby and now I am the Beanie Baby
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/09/2025
I will never apologize for a post
a drawing of Milhouse from the Simpsons but in the style of the Bauhaus movement captioned 

everything's coming up Milhaus
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Leo C. Stein @duetosymmetry.com · 26/08/2025
I'm sad to report that Rainer (Rai) Weiss passed away yesterday at age 92. Rai developed the design for LIGO, he and Kip got it funded, trained countless researchers, and received the 2017 Nobel Prize. Rai always had time for students and treated us as equals. May his memory be a blessing
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I think I found the perfect music for this one. Get! Eel! Facts!!! EelFacts.Net Advent calendars benefit @skypeascientist.bsky.social so you should buy one and send them to everyone you know too.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne in Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Chris Farley in Birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I would watch the shit out of Sam the Eagle as the Night King on Game of Thrones.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is incredible
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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I spoke with Mamta Patel Nagaraja about her 24 years of working at NASA in which she trained astronauts and designed instruments that explored the moon and Venus, and how slashing funding for space research harms everyone living on Earth. defector.com/an-interview...
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An Interview With A Fired NASA Associate Chief Scientist | Defector
Mamta Patel Nagaraja grew up in a small town in West Texas, where her parents ran a motel. Nagaraja and her older sister were both fascinated by space, which felt like a portal into the unknown. “Ther...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
me when the big wooden horse rolls up
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
“Where do you think you’re going?” “Band practice, I told you.” “Is your homework done?” “Yes, DAD.” “Be home by 6 for dinner.” “But-“ “No buts, Mom’s making your favorite.”
A chicken with a distinctive feathery crest stands next to another chicken in a wooden coop.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
willem dafoe in famous works of art: thread
Willem Dafoe in The Scream by Edvard Munch.
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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 05/05/2025
progressive strawberries, painted by amanda almira newton, 1914
progressive strawberries, painted by amanda almira newton, 1914
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Gonzo and his Chickens in Robert Palmer’s Addicted to Love music video.
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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025
if they're set on doing another great recession you should at least be able to get a PBR tallboy and pack of american spirits for $5 again
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I have made CHEESE BOYS
A photo of a sculpture made of colored Sculpey Clay. The sculpture is based on the Richard Scarry drawing of 6 mice riding in a car made out of a triangle block of yellow Swiss cheese. The little happy mice poke their heads out of the holes in the cheese. It's really cute imo, he popped off when he drew this one. The entire sculpture is about three inches long and fits in the artist's hand. Another angle of the same sculpture.Another angle of the same sculpture.The original drawing by Richard Scarry. It has words under it that read "Have you ever seen a cheese car on the highway?" No Richard, I haven't, but I would cry from joy if I did.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
photoshopping muppets onto the cover of national geographic: thread
Beaker on fire next to another fire in space
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Beyonce in green suit.Daria in her iconic green suit jacket.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Gonzo is the only muppet who can match Zendaya’s elegance
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RoninQueen 👑 (and Orion 🐈) @roninqueen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
All hail the hippope ❤️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2025
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Baba Yaganoush: like hummus, but instead of chickpeas, it’s made with ground up chicken feet.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/02/2025
inside of me are two Beowulfs and i’ve been asked not to return to the library
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Bitsy Perlman @bitsyperlman.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I'm very sad that "I have a paper on this" continues Funding delays of > 30 days lead to, after 5 years: - 40% increase in scientists exiting US labor force (constrained among those born in the US) - 20% decrease in wages - Burden is born by postdocs, grad students, and staff
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 28/01/2025
I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going
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