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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 5h

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 5h

Wait, the White Sox are in the playoffs?!

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 9h

It's very on-brand for the team that fucked over the rest of the league to be the Flyers, it's just a shame it didn't somehow backfire on them horribly

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 12h

+15 is 1984 presidential wipeout territory

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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 13h

America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI

Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake. above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services. the question matching this image is: "How can I invest in my child's future?"

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Dustin Nguyen @allweareis.bsky.social · 13h

lmao @ his final response:

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 13h

I’m calling you stupid because you’re fucking stupid, how the fuck are Jews responsible for an Irish Catholic NFL owner

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 17h

Eva, it's behind you.

Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 16h

I feel like I’m currently cycling through both mania and depression at once and this is really weird, I’ve never had this before

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*nods knowingly* tres leches

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Look can I say something real quick

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Using the crash cart paddles to heat your uncrustables. Saved you a click.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Have you recently suffered a major head trauma

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ll give him this, he can smell which way the wind is blowing

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I feel like the Ace Attorney series accidentally said ACAB considering numerous times the murderer has turned out to be a cop or prosecutor

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I know it’s not uncommon but it’s always amazing to see both an Israeli flag and a Ukrainian one in the same username

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Masterclass in cringe lib statement density

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN” is the point at which I lose it

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Democrats did not lose even the tiniest bit because an actor was mean to a clearly sundowning incompetent president

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Sweatshirt Season Selina 🧥🍂🍁 @selina3sticks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kamala also ran during an anti-incumbent year and did better than many incumbents abroad

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh fuck, you canvassed?! I’d better reconsider my entire view of observable reality!

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The HRC campaign was fatally flawed, but both hit another proble: timing. Voters have an anti-incumbency bent related to the presidency, which was a problem for both. Combine that with inflation and Harris was DOA. It simply is not “they lost because they’re women.” That’s horseshit.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@skwinnicki.bsky.social *chanting* rap-tor pants! Rap-tor pants! Rap-tor pants!

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When I was 9, I got in an argument with my dad about the capital of Tennessee. I have not stopped reminding him I was right since Anyway I’m excited to eventually find out what my daughter’s Nashville is

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i hope gavin newsom shits himself in public, like, literally i want him to shit his pants in public bc he's the kinda guy who would never mentally recover that and i want him to hate himself to his core

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sup Top Gs, I’m here to share the secrets of a new pick up technique I like to call “Being Someone’s Friend.” The way it works is, you make friends with a girl without expectations, and then sometimes she decides she wants to bang you. Or she doesn’t! In which case, now you have a friend

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

about 50% of Bluesky is the 5% of people who are about 3000% more engaged with politics than the average person having daily slapfights over the future behaviour of ppl who decide who theyre going to vote for depending on the last colour they saw and won't remember who they chose 5 min later

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Inbound Ike @inboundike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the week of the MI senate primary, a group of river tubers on the Muskegon went missing for three days after they got in the water not realizing the river only flows in one direction and doesn’t just take you back to your car. They’re more representative of voters than anyone on here.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

us. We live in a society that you have hurt today. Think about this.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The thing is, this anti trans bullshit isn’t going to cost Dems elections, nor will it win them any. That’s because voters aren’t casting votes based on trans rights! There’s literally no electoral reason not to just support the trans community

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If he thinks the DC national guard, of all people, is going to help him stay in office, lol

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m not gonna take the bait and shit-talk unwatchable pretentious movies, I’m not gonna take the bait and shit-talk unwatchable pretentious movies, I’m not gonna take the bait and shit-talk unwatchable pretentious movies, I’m not gonna take the bait and shit-talk unwatchable pretentious movies, I’m

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mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Thats really great man is insert okay my card doesn't have tap

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Credit where credit’s due this is a very funny own. I don’t think the nightmare amalgamation realized it was doing that tho

Norwood is oddly resistant to the interview format overall, constantly lobbing back questions of its own about my views, emotional state, habits, hobbies, and fashion choices-since it is equipped with the ability to appraise your visual appearance. It's fixated on my clothes to an obnoxious degree, looking for ways to neg me: "That's a surprisingly well-ironed shirt for a journalist, I must say," it quips before movingon to my turquoise ballcap, which it says "hints at a hidden talent for miniature golf."

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you wanted to design a presidential history take to be as confusing as possible, you could do worse than this

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's true that the gaming trend went too far towards Bigger At All Costs (AC Valhalla is probably the best example), but the idea espoused here ("SHORTER GAMES ARE ALWAYS BETTER!") is one you see a lot in games journalism and it's divorced from how most people experience this hobby

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Forget Your 100-Hour RPGs, Action Games Are Having a Moment

Open worlds are out, compact adventures are in

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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Great nailed this

Scene from The Great: "we're Russian! We don't give a fuck how many of us die!"

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 19/09/2026

My wonderful AP Euro History teacher used to say: "Russia always has the advantage of possessing a near-limitless supply of Potential Dead Russians"

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Historically with countries fighting Russia, the mistake people have repeatedly made is failing to understand that however much you hate the Russian populace, whoever is in charge of the Russian populace hates them more than you do

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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"THE TECHNOLOGY HAS SOME VERY VALUABLE APPLICATIONS," he shouted over the whirr of the orphan grinder.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026

on some level, you have to accept that yes, people are reacting emotionally without doing detailed research but really you can’t blame them or stop them. this was some bullshit not a single one of us had to think about three years ago and now it’s making shit worse in like most daily interactions

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