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Noelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 22h
So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 15/10/2026
I'm starting to think men might be the problem here
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Medoyid_ua @rusni-pizda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Lebedev peerage is the part they never explain. Security services said no, Johnson did it anyway, then blocked the Russia report until after the 2019 election. Same services, same advice, ignored every time.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ZOOKEEPER: So lions are what we call apex predators ME: *way too loud* And humans are ex ape predators lol ZOOKEEPER: *taking out her tazer* look away kids
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Marc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A Susan Collins PAC bought ads in the wrong Portland and has been airing them in Oregon theintercept.com/2026/10/12/s...
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Susan Collins-Aligned Super PAC Buys Attack Ads in Portland... Oregon
The group Defending Main Street, long associated with Susan Collins, spent thousands attacking Troy Jackson in the wrong state.
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Katie @katieest1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On Thursday a remarkable woman won a by-election. On Friday a remarkable woman won the Nobel Peace Prize. The coverage has overwhelming been focused on the men who lost. It's 2026. Yet still.
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Malc @p0ns0nby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nice to find a memorial for HMS Upholder in Valletta
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK! £2.99 in shops, £2 for subscribers, and only 20p for Emirati sponsors of Man City… Sheikh Mansour will cover the rest.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This guy got people from around the world to teach him their favourite dance moves. 📹Ed People
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 15/03/2025
Who said the Germans have no sense of humour?
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Victoria Gausden @ancientnmodern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here’s a little quiz. Are these characters from Matt Berry’s Toast of London or Wakefield Trinity players? Tyson Smoothy Isaiah Vagana Jazz Tevaga Mason Lino Clem Fandango
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UAE officials have warned the UK that a severe punishment for Man City could hurt future Emirati investment in Britain, Bloomberg reports. This is the perfect argument for keeping foreign money out of football.
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Andrea @mouseinthehouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Talking of double entendre 😮
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Steve Gray @kaptkopter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have seen it all before but in memory of Dame Esther Rantzen, here's one of the greatest pieces of television you'll ever see youtu.be/OqqbM1B-mPY?...
youtu.be
Holocaust hero Sir Nicholas Winton (That's Life - 1988)
Share your videos with friends, family and the world
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When approached for comment, the Gas Board replied, "I'm sorry, but this really has got nothing do with us."
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The BBC's new director general's brain is smaller on the inside.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
X.com
I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine you are participating a light bit of dogging in a quiet farmers field in the Cotswolds & the next thing happening is the President of America is claiming credit for catching you in the international news & there’s now a photo of you on every major news outlet in the world?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Liam Thorp @liamthorp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lord give me the arrogance of a tax exile who feels the right to comment on the tax policies and general running of a country who you have deprived of billions by registering yourself in Monaco
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why is it that the *opinion* of a billionaire tax dodger who hates his country of birth is deemed worthy of a full-length feature on the website of the public broadcaster?
bbc.co.uk
Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights? Pirate: more parity! Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Further proof the the British Right is just a paler, staler, no-original-ideas knock-off of it's knuckle-dragging American cousin.
British far right hides behind Christianity
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before
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Ruth Watson @ruthwatson.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
The courage of those who set out to save those at risk of drowning can never be overestimated. Each rescue is a challenge. I used to watch the Orkney lifeboat head out into rough seas with my heart in my mouth. Remarkable bravery. Donate to the #RNLI here: shop.rnli.org/products/don...
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Donation to RNLI
It costs us around £483,000 a day to run our lifesaving service. Your kind donation will help deliver our lifesaving work.
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Tony Gowland @tonygowland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Viz top tip reading: “Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.”
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Dear Diary, Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck bollocks"
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New GB News showbiz correspondent announced.
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Malc @p0ns0nby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why not just call the thing Golden Showers and be done with it, ffs
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Seán Costello @seanjcostello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What a difference she made: RIP Dolly
“When I was a little kid, my dad didn’t want us to have library books around the house because the younger kids would ruin them and he couldn’t afford to replace them. I have always loved “The Little Engine That Could,” so I started my Imagination Library with it to show kids that they can do anything. I’m really proud that we’ve given away over 145,000,000 books to kids and have more than 1.7 million children registered around the world — in fact, last September was our highest enrollment of children yet. Books were a lifeline to me as a child — I know they make a difference.” (Dolly Parton, interviewed in the Ney York Times, December 2020)
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Arnold Judas Rimmer @31337.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Someone on Reddit suggested we rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein Files in response. Sounds like a plan to me. What a pathetic, whining little orange infant. #elbowsup #boycottusa #fucktrump #onpoli
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The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don't expect to doing much business with Ontario any longer. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oops. 🥴 www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...
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con questi nuovi ritmi americani (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏳 @racheledini.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I met Jason Arday in induction week in my first permanent academic job, at the University of Roehampton. We had been appointed during the same mass hiring, and spent a week together in more or less useless training sessions that felt like components of some kind of deranged summer camp. 1/
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NeoEonOne @neoeonone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An American interviewer asked Count Binface where he stands on the political spectrum.
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JoJo @visionsofjojo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Severe Alert
Issued by the UK Government
Swindon Town are shit
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Paul Fleetwooo! @macalbatross.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you're into bald middle aged men in the Leeds area they are all at the Half Man Half Biscuit gig
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
René Goscinny would have been 100 today. Here’s my version of his most famous creations - Asterix and Obelix.
A drawing of Asterix and Obelix
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Old Hobbit🐸 @oldhobbit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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