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Hassinator

@hassinator.bsky.social
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freewheeling renaissance man, music video maven, greedy boi, a good looking rebel who lives life by his own rules.

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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chicken madras with brown basmati, pickled shallots, cucumber raitha and hot buttered naan. really hit the spot. proper spirits lifter with this cold of mine 🇮🇳
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tom yum tonight. nae ploy paste turbo charged with coins of ginger, garlic, chiffonade of lime leaves, bashed lemon grass, slashed bird’s eye chillis, chicken, mushroom, bok choy, nam pla, juice of a lime and some fresh coriander. proper virus buster 🇹🇭
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
full of the cold here so second breakfast required 🤒
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
back in black 🌚
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
keema mince cottage pie tonight with yet more long stem broccoli. definitely the breakout veg superstar of the summer 🇮🇳🤝🇬🇧
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
steering us into fall: that roast chicken with champ, long stem broccoli, calabrian sausage, and a reduced stock/cream/parmesan gravy.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Vietnamese chicken salad in a lime juice chilli garlic dressing with fish sauce, lemon grass, kaffir lime lives, green beans, tons and cucumber.the dressing so dramatic and aggressive no carbs requires. garnished with pounded dried shrimp, roast cashews and thai basil. SUPERB 🇻🇳
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NU SHOOZ <bought them when they came out but never had the right moment to to break them out. until now, that is>
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
pork chips in hot honey and butter in a pan gravy with wee spuds and some runner beans pre chopped by M&S 😊
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
horse and bunny curled up together like an old married couple. they will be nine in November #caturday #tuxedocats 😻
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
smash tacos so easy, so delicious. mix mince with spices, grated onion, spread onto tortilla and fry 3 mins meat side down, one min after flip. massive crowd pleaser though I can only do two at once. with pickled onions, guac, salsa rosso and a slick of chipotle in adobo smeared on tortilla base 🇲🇽
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
✂️
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"shit creek" is right there.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a GOTTLE O’ GEER”
Anthony Hopkins and a ventriloquists dummy.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
razor clams steamed in the rendered fat of chouriço and morcela with garlic, chilli and vinho verde 🇵🇹
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
roast hake tonight with clams steamed in vinho verde with olives, toms, garlic, chilli. portugal on a plate. fair to say we love it here 😊
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
made another arroz with the brill stock and some chopped serrano ham as the base flavour before adding some sublime clams steamed in cider. they were so fresh, so sweet. really delicious produce here in portugal.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
john patrick jnr is 16 today. he's in denmark with lizzy and ted settling into teenaklasse. gonna miss him this year but what a lovely young man he is growing into 🇩🇰
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
bone in sirloin with some green beans for dinner. jobbed the carbs. sauce is pan juices bubbled with butter, garlic, white wine, jelly stock and a splash of worcestershire sauce. banging 😋
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i've been looking into reading glasses - it's time - and wanted something that looked like ye olde school NHS specs from my childhood. found some at £16 which seemed steep. imagine my delight when i tracked down a five pack for £20? #speccytwat 🤓
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
bought tiny packet of lime leaves today. horrified to pay £3.95 for a minuscule portion, now eating a penabg style yellow curry with said lime leaves as garnish. oh my god. like going on holiday. Witt black rice because it’s lovely and some veg in there for health 🇹🇭
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
back on the huevos rancheros for lunch today. I’m home alone while rest of fam still in denmark. once you’ve made a batch of refried beans and salsa ranchero they are very easy meal for one.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
had a volleyball tournament here last night. very good fun 😊
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
leftover roast pork in a sauce made from reducing a whole pot of stock down to a sticky puddle then blending with crème fraiche, fried shrooms, garlic, onions, patmesan. local new potatoes and akurgsalat fir cut through. denmark on a plate 🇩🇰
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
went to check out a local smokery and picked up a few bits. smoked mackerel tonight with potato salad and my favourite agurksalat which is a lightly pickled fresh cucumber that cuts through the mineral oil/smoke if the fish and the mayo 🇩🇰
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
roast pork tonight with fried apples, roast potatoes in that rendered fat, sweetheart cabbage and a big slick of dijon mustard. pleased with this as its always odd cooking in someone else’s kitchen. with home swapping they do tend to come well appointed. miele as far as the eye can see #KERUNCH 🇩🇰
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
walked the 12 miles to Aars and back to get some bits for dinner. we are staying deep in the Danish countryside and it's so lovely. hardly anyone around. it feels like the whole of the countryside has been curated just for us. didn't see a single person on our walk. salt roast belly pork tonight 🐷 🇩🇰
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
dinner in the garden tonight. this is the local equivalent of a French red label chicken but it’s from Denmark and corn fed. bacon sausages. they have a delicious honk. I’ve roasted mushrooms and fried up some peppers with red onions and tomatoes for veggies.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
hamburgerryg for dinner tonight. a:shout for my death row dinner: smoked loin of pork rolled, poached and then roasted in a bunny mustard glaze. with wee spuds and sweetheart cabbage complete the scene.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m not saying I’m a scruffy bugger, but when someone pops round for a visit and I’m wearing the scabby old gear I do to work on the croft, or help out with the sheep, my appalled wife refers to me being caught ‘in vagrante derelicto’.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
had an easy breakfast this morning. sardines in olive oil on a slice of toasted sourdough rubbed with garlic and heaped with leftover guac, chopped toms, scallions. delicious.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
turned the jerk chicken leftovers into ‘rasta pasta’ so called because you represent the red, the gold, the green and the black with mixed peppers, spinach, jerk in a run down sauce of reduced coconut milk and scotch bonnet. delicious. dusted with parmesab and lime zest for funk & zing 🇯🇲
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
huevos rancheros is a great post taco breakfast dividend. guac and bitz already in place. made refried beans and a fresh sakea rancha. also fried up some renegade chorizo to guild tge lily. for me, there is no better breakfast 😋
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
butter chicken for lovely Lizzy’s birthday dinner. a real family favourite. big birthday choice but we also had this for christmas dinner which is the last time I cooked it. with brown basmati, buttered naan, fresh pickled red onions to cut through the richness. batons of ginger and chilli for 🔥
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop watching this compelling little film.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
made a load of bean quesadilla. cheese mix of moz and cheddar on proper corn tortillas wity a slick of blitzed chipotle and adobo with maple syrup scraped over the base before frying. served with guac, pico de gallo and a pickled red pepper salsa rosso.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
first tonnato of the summer. niceoise vibe with the rest of the salad. you basically make a tuna mayonnaise beefed up with anchovies and then drop the dressed veg on top. that umami funk so delicious to mop up with baguette.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
greek salad with watermelon on whipped feta. really hit the spot on a sultry evening.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
buttermilk brined fried chicken with a very pokey thai 🌶️ dressing. this was so crisp and delicious after a long, sticky day in this sizzling london heatwave 🌞
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
roasted a chicken with some fat calabrian sausages. easy win.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
did bean quesadillas with guacamole and pickled pepper salsa rosso. crispy, succulent, cheesy, chilli, joy.
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TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
once a year my deerskin gloves surface only to disappear again until the following summer. I have had them for 11 years - which is a record - but only recall wearing them twice during the winter <sigh>
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
had some steak.
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
had a lovely lunch at sabor today. the arroz negro with monkfish tempura was my fave. I ordered an extra side of said tempura.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Well that went well. served Nigella’s delicious miso sesame chicken with Yam Taengmo which is Thai watermelon salad. basmati rice as out of jasmine. A lovely finale to a super chilled weekend with Lizzy and the boys 😊
roast chicken leg that has marinaded in white miso, ginger, garlic, soy, sesame oil and seeds; basmati rice; Thai style watermelon salad in a citrus herb dressing. a deliciously colourful plate.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
what an excellent landing. imagine stepping out of your bedroom into this wonderful space each and every morning. painting by mary dawson elwell.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
jacket of the day: French military technical jacket with some euro version of goretex as one of the laminates. big fan of that ‘Wilfred from the Bash St kids’ vibe with that funnel collar.served me well on a squally day about town.
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