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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 2h

Congratulations to Suella Braverman for her Question Time appearance - I didn't think it was possible for her to come across as any more deranged and stupid than usual, but she somehow managed it.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16h

Only Reform will take £5 million bribes, accept illegal foreign donations, let convicted fraudsters bankroll them, buy houses in their girlfriend's name to avoid tax, help crypto billionaires get richer and do fuck all for ordinary people. 😊

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 15h

"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16h

No wonder Tom voted for Brexit, he thinks Britain is 3,500 miles west of Europe.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 15h

"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16h

No wonder Tom voted for Brexit, he thinks Britain is 3,500 miles west of Europe.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On my daily propaganda show tonight I will be pretending that Brexit wasn't a complete and unmitigated disaster based on the lies of a handful of rich grifting twats who don't give a shit about ordinary people.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sure the decision to hold Danny Tommo on remand will soon be reversed, now that a couple of dozen knobbly-kneed wife beaters in nonce bonnets have walked under an arch.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sure the decision to hold Danny Tommo on remand will soon be reversed, now that a couple of dozen knobbly-kneed wife beaters in nonce bonnets have walked under an arch.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This two tier policing is disgraceful. It's as if there is one approach for people who helpfully film themselves committing crimes and another approach when there is insufficient evidence.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Dear Diary, The police have condemned 'unfounded, malicious speculation' about the RAF Fairford suspects. Fortunately they said nothing about baccy-stained grifters spreading lies to incite anger in a desperate bid to stay relevant"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I said they were Iranians arriving in small boats, I meant British nationals living in London.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know the next election is not until 2029, but quite frankly I'll do anything to avoid going to either Parliament or Clacton and doing the actual job I'm paid £98,000 to do.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If only we'd had someone like Chis Philp in government for fourteen years, including being Minister for Immigration...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The police have asked everyone to please not speculate about the RAF Fairford incident, so naturally I'm going to waste no time in making up total bollocks to suit my own agenda.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Racist organisation set up by a racist to appeal to racists is somehow being taken over by racists.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rupert must have had a change of heart. I'm sure he used to be all in favour of local people expressing their understandable anger at strange fighting age men suddenly appearing in their community.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Dear Diary, I'm still furious about Burnham's plan to tackle disinformation. Doesn't he know that one man's disinformation is another man's essential stream of bollocks and lies to spread hatred and division in order to fuel his rise to power?"

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you have a few minutes to spare this weekend, do check out the latest entry in Nigel's Notebook, on why it's our patriotic duty to defend Russian disinformation. Subscribe for free to get these straight to your inbox. parodypm.substack.com/p/big-burnha...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don't worry Jess, once Reform are in power you will have no employment rights at all, which should make the process of sacking you much simpler and less upsetting. 😁

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Good to see the Question Time audience includes true patriots who look like they have more balaclavas than teeth.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don't miss GB News to hear me spout Reform propaganda and talk absolute bollocks completely unchallenged because for some reason I'm the only MP allowed to get away with this.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Spare a thought for poor Danny Tommo, who is facing a possible custodial sentence after filming himself committing several serious offences then helpfully uploading it for all to see. Gullible suckers are invited to donate to his gak fund.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why is an attack on Russian disinformation an attack on Reform? Find out in the latest edition of Nigel's Notes. Please share if you enjoy it and you can subscribe for free to get these straight to your inbox. parodypm.substack.com/p/big-burnha...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just me saying that any effort to tackle misinformation must be an attack on Reform, thereby admitting that Reform are helping Russia to spread far right narratives and create dissent and unrest.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’d like to thank everyone on Twitter who has spoken out to denounce Andy Burnham’s move to tackle misinformation. The fact that all the Russian bots are saying exactly the same thing is pure coincidence.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It is four years today since Liz Truss launched the budget that sent the financial markets into meltdown. Who could have guessed that someone who couldn't find their way out of a room might not be the best person to put in charge of a major economy?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just me saying that any effort to tackle misinformation must be an attack on Reform, thereby admitting that Reform are helping Russia to spread far right narratives and create dissent and unrest.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just because I strongly oppose any measure to tackle Russian misinformation, doesn’t mean I’m on Russia's side. In unrelated news, one of the few times I bothered turning up for work as an MEP was to vote AGAINST measures to tackle the spread of Russian misinformation...

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I promise that Reform will never give donors big government contracts or peerages. Because they are quite happy with what we have already promised them - massive tax cuts for the crypto billionaires and increased use of fossil fuels for the climate change deniers.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We're almost certain she won't end up going to prison for taking Russian bribes or being arrested for assault and coercive behaviour, which will be a huge improvement on her predecessors.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Congratulations to Donald Trump for discovering an agreement that has been in place since 1951 and claiming to have just made it himself. Now that's what I call statesmanship.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yes, I'm pretty sure everyone can see what's happening. Rich, privately, educated entitled tossers who could not be more part of The Establishment do not think they ought to have to play by the rules.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

And by 'any means necessary' I mean announcing in Parliament six months ago that from that day onward any donations from abroad would be capped at £100k.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

On Question Time Danny Kruger just explained that our crypto billionaire donors will "get absolutely nothing" in return for their donations. In unrelated news, we plan to cut capital gains tax on crypto assets from 24% to 10% and set up a Bank of England Bitcoin Reserve Fund.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Join me for another BIG load of old bollocks on the channel owned by Paul Marshall, who views its £130m losses as the price of a propaganda platform to promote his fossil fuel interests and far right & Islamophobic views.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They also suggested you change your name because it has become toxic since everyone now calls you Richard Stupid Tice.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Steve Reed on 25 March explaining that the £100k cap on donations "will therefore apply retrospectively, so it includes all donations from overseas electors received from today". Yes, but how are people who never bother going to Parliament supposed to know that?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just Zia Yusuf having a pop at his parents.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The £36m donations are legal and to change the law retrospectively would be outrageous! Yes, it was announced in Parliament on 25 March that the legislation would apply to any donations from that day onwards, but that was the day all Reform MPs staged a walk-out, so we missed it.

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