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Paul Fleetwood

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Ill-founded conjecture based upon borrowed wisdom, and stolen insights. AuDHD like near everyone else who has been a weirdo since childhood.

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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 10h
No, nobody is currently prepared for the next war, that's the thing about next wars, nobody is ever properly prepared for them. Perhaps building loads of drones is a prudent preparation, but buggered if I know.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 11h
They've decided to upgrade firefox again. Not huge changes but, lads, you work on a finished product, stop making changes that do not improve functionality or fix security holes.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know what, maybe we were all too mean about the Ed Stone
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the 8th month of the season they'd come to call 'Sprumtum' they looked to the weather gods, and the weather gods say-eth "Maybe you'll need a big coat next Wednesday."
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I would have written your name in gold leaf on parchment but all I had to hand was a penknife and a park bench.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are few images of young me on the internet (the free spaces we used for hosting died) but, of the survivors, this is the one I get tagged in most
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Manchester
Smirny and Ian look resigned as Pootle does his thing
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cyclops voyeurs club: "And remember lads, keep your eye on the pry"
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's because we are old
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure this I what imagined en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Trak would be like
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Ukraine Turns Soviet BTR-60 Into Remote-Controlled Attack Vehicle to Breach Russian Defenses
See how Ukraine's 3rd Army Corps used a Soviet BTR-60 as an unmanned attack vehicle to destroy Russia's strongest fortifications in a daring offensive maneuver.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sitting in my mate's garden in shorts and t-shirt drinking a g&t, trying not to worry about climate change
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's so good at political communication Somehow he doesn't make it weird, he always appears sincere.
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cascade performing on a 'Chapman Stick'🎸 🎶'Little Wing' #bluesmusic
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
10 years ago there were vanishingly few people I thought humanity would benefit from having shot in the face. These days I've got a list
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Gabriela Greilinger @gabrielagreilinger.com · 20/09/2026
Posting, for no particular reason
Bookcover: Conservative parties and the birth of democracy by Daniel Ziblatt
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does the Russian state provide Putin with the actual numbers that indicate how much domestic support he has, or is it like how the military lies to him about how well his army is doing?
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looking at next week's weather forecast, it's going to be about 20C all week. We're heading towards October and I still haven't had cause to wear any of my big coats since spring. I miss there being seasons.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no! Poor old Nestle, who refused to stop trading in Russia, have had their Russian assets stolen by the Kremlin.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was chatting with a friend about how 10 years ago there were only a few people we'd be like to hear have died, and now both of us have a long mental list of whose demise would be a net good for humanity.
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The story of how Nestle and Auchan refused to leave Russia in 2022, only for Putin to eventually seize their businesses with a single stroke of the pen, deserves to be told by sages as a biblical parable.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fear we're approaching a time in which it's totally acceptable to be shitting yourself with worry
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Even Bowie looks bad in 80s clothes #TOTP
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good. We want more people who have immigration as their top issue to not vote.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fish would have gone to Turkey for new hair these days #TOTP
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Started watching a youtube channel that explains all the wars around WW1. It's hard to avoid the broad conclusion that entho-linguistic nationalism was a bad idea The era of empires wasn't great, but the subsequent era of nationalism was worse
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hope that house prices in Piddlington go down because people don't want to live in a place full of twats.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going through some images I've downloaded over the years. Can anyone confirm my reckon that this is Clement Atlee on a pogo-stick. (I might have who it is wrong, but I'm sure about the pogo-stick bit)
What I think is Clement Attlee using a pogo stick, but it could be someone else.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reckon I might have forgotten that the first Ahsoka series wasn't very good by the time they release the second series.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Murder is bad but they were right to stab Ceaser.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My Pa has been grumbling to my sis, that I never call, which is true, but he's only phoned me 5 times in my life. I'm going to phone him at 8pm, to see if he has anything to talk to me about. Suspect we'll manage no more than 3 minutes, but time will tell.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm pretty sure that, if you bought into the AI being amazing thing, you did not think what you were discussing with the AI would/could be read by an actual human being.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Isn't it fairly safe to say any UK institution that was first created during the era of the slave trade was, at least in part, funded by the slave trade?
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe she'll have to not win as often as Screaming Lord Sutch, before she grasps her one shot has passed and nobody likes her or will ever vote for her.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
80% tax on all individual donations of over £20k per year. The very rich can give donations but they'd also have to pay tax, so they'd stop giving donations.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I wasn't allowed to stay up and watch the EU treaty negotiations in 1991" "Maastricht?" "She was a bit"
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As there is little commonality as to what seems sensible to different people, it seems like common sense that the whole concept of common sense should be rejected.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I light of this news I reckon I'll continue my practice of not drinking my hot drinks when they're scalding hot. Who are these morons who aren't giving their coffee a minute or two to cool?
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Gull Dukat. Another one of those mental images I had to exorcise by drawing it. #art #StarTrek #DS9
Digital drawing of Gul Dukat from Star Trek Deep Space Nine except Gul is spelled with two Ls and he has the head of a seagull.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's odd how quickly how an established Rule of Law country can descend into a place where the state's presumption of regularity no longer stands. Did presume the vested interests, those who grew rich on being a legal services provider, would step in, but instead they folded.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thinking on that old Reform member who wielded his NHS crutch as a club It takes a certain type of reactionary old fuck to undermine their own stability to utilise their state provided means of support as a weapon
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"How many millions of man hours must be wasted in Britain by people waiting for an audibly boiling kettle to go click?" "I meant about the job."
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Look Dad, I know Mum's run off with that fancy dandy who sent her flowers on her birthday, but when we agreed you'd get a new hobby, I didn't think it'd involve you turning up at my work."
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shame the singer of Moloko has disappeared, presumed dead, they were a great band #TOTP
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Farage and the French National Front join forces
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My favourite pubs are generally out of the way Fuller's pubs. If I'm going to pay through the nose for a pint, I believe it should be ESB.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How do you become a prominent professor of theology and fail to embody any of the virtues the faith you're theoretically an expert in requires? It'd be OK if he was pure prosperity gospel, but he's not, so his god will know his mindless lies, unless, of course, he doesn't believe any of it.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is a fun night for left/liberal UK politics nerds. People, we already didn't like, have shown themselves to be the sort of untrustworthy dishonest fops we already reckoned them to be Have them ever considered acting in good faith?
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fucking hell. When we said get in the sea, that’s not what me meant, you racist arse
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love this account, and it's transformational in understanding quite how, I'll go with: counter-intuitive, some people can be when it comes to their voting behaviour.
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Paul Fleetwood @macalbatross.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The running joke in People Like Us that every person being interviewed was a bit surprised that Roy Mallard was married was a good bit
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