Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026My toxic trait is rolling around in puddles of industrial waste, hoping for super powers. 23914
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i think my 2yo is going to become a shitposter, he just said the “knee is the knuckle of the leg” 930652
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Had a dream that Jeremy Clarkson would not stop kissing my hands 000
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Reminder to everyone that the CIA wrote a handbook for how anyone can resist in Nazi-occupied Europe. 010
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 25/12/2024getting railed by one ghost after another tonight like yes bitch make me see the error of my ways 1137158
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I’m gonna name my cat Armored Personnel Carrier 100
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Due to budget cuts the FBI will now be One Guy named Kevin Parker 000
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 18/12/2025To the person who cut me off in traffic: I hope every time you eat a Toblerone you accidentally eat a piece of the foil too 000
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 25/11/2025“Elmo’s world!” He sings as crops burn and mothers cry. For who can tell Elmo otherwise? 020
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 21/11/2025The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken. 312149
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼SPOOKY ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 16/11/2025What if before it rained the clouds got all thick and veiny 1112
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Polystyrene is a beautiful name for a girl 010
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Wearing Realtree Crocs in public is like saying ‘yeah, I fish emotionally.’ 010
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/10/2025Feeling better after a little therapeutic Wolfenstein 1138224
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/10/2025i don’t want a vacation i want to be lightly sedated and placed beneath a tree 37521
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/10/2025How to stay safe during an encounter with police: 1. Wear glasses 2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses" 2430434
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2025The raccoon cake pop from Starbucks does not taste like real raccoon 1417049
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼🖤𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝖀𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝕷𝖚𝖎𝖌𝖎🖤 @drucifer.bsky.social · 22/08/2024i think i like jelly donuts because they trigger my predator instincts — i see them bleed and i know they are prey. 4408
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I like women like I like black mold : in my walls and willing to kill me 1340796
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 12/10/2025No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up. 717857
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 13/10/2025The woke mob wants me arrested for being stinky 010
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 01/10/2025the chimps doing a 21 banana salute for jane goodall 218134
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Gingivitis is a beautiful name for a boy 010
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees 320664
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/09/2025It came to me in a dream that the source of all minion memes is Omaha, Nebraska 819835
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2025so gollum was a pescatarian what's the big deal 2022910
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Spice up a lunch date by passing a note, “I'm wearing a wire.” 37726
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 11/09/2025My day just got better and we all know why 010
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Can’t believe the bank would foreclose my house despite our 3211 day snap streak 020
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 04/09/2025at the bending factory there are no breaks 312532
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/09/2025By age 30, you should have a magic act, your own ministry, some prostitute friends, and an omnipotent, all-loving father who orchestrates your crucifixion 23915170
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/08/2025We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her. 1742971
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 27/08/2025If you want to get to know me, the only info you need is that I’m a Gemini and my body contains about 40000 calories if we have to resort to cannibalism 000
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I scream. You scream. We all pick our noses in the car. 0104
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 26/08/2025*Bee Gees voice* 641498
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/08/2025The first twenty people at my funeral can have a finger or toe while supplies last 2650098
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Dentist: *screaming* Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man” 018862
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Tony Soprano: you bring the gabagool? me: *pushing the Babadook out the door before Tony can see him* haha yeah just a second 220760
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 20/08/2025When I first came to Bsky 17 years ago, this was all farmland. 8808195
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/12/2024Went to a Vietnamese restaurant and mispronounced phở so badly the waiter tried to give me the heimlich maneuver 31104378
Reposted by Nutella The Hun🇹🇼𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I wish I lived in a sun-dappled TV world where everyone was experiencing the glorious relief of allergy medicine. 013543
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Purchased my dream scissors today please throw me a parade 010
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Now is the perfect time to release your spores 000
Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy 010