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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼

@nutellathehun.bsky.social
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Early childhood career coach specializing in chimney maintenance and mineral extraction. Snail.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My toxic trait is rolling around in puddles of industrial waste, hoping for super powers.
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It’s the Mandate of Heaven—NOW IN A CAN
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
i think my 2yo is going to become a shitposter, he just said the “knee is the knuckle of the leg”
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Had a dream that Jeremy Clarkson would not stop kissing my hands
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Reminder to everyone that the CIA wrote a handbook for how anyone can resist in Nazi-occupied Europe.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 25/12/2024
getting railed by one ghost after another tonight like yes bitch make me see the error of my ways
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’m gonna name my cat Armored Personnel Carrier
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Due to budget cuts the FBI will now be One Guy named Kevin Parker
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Mewing for charity
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
To the person who cut me off in traffic: I hope every time you eat a Toblerone you accidentally eat a piece of the foil too
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If aliens invade I’ll be their pet
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
“Elmo’s world!” He sings as crops burn and mothers cry. For who can tell Elmo otherwise?
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
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SPOOKY ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 16/11/2025
What if before it rained the clouds got all thick and veiny
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Polystyrene is a beautiful name for a girl
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Wearing Realtree Crocs in public is like saying ‘yeah, I fish emotionally.’
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Cum crane
CUM CRANE 🏗️
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 22/10/2025
logging off
skeleton draped over a taco bell table with a speech bubble that reads “baja blast me”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/10/2025
Feeling better after a little therapeutic Wolfenstein
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/10/2025
i don’t want a vacation i want to be lightly sedated and placed beneath a tree
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
How to stay safe during an encounter with police: 1. Wear glasses 2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The raccoon cake pop from Starbucks does not taste like real raccoon
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🖤𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝖀𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝕷𝖚𝖎𝖌𝖎🖤 @drucifer.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
i think i like jelly donuts because they trigger my predator instincts — i see them bleed and i know they are prey.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I like women like I like black mold : in my walls and willing to kill me
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The woke mob wants me arrested for being stinky
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 01/10/2025
the chimps doing a 21 banana salute for jane goodall
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Gingivitis is a beautiful name for a boy
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
It came to me in a dream that the source of all minion memes is Omaha, Nebraska
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
so gollum was a pescatarian what's the big deal
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Robert Redford took my lunch money
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Spice up a lunch date by passing a note, “I'm wearing a wire.”
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My day just got better and we all know why
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Can’t believe the bank would foreclose my house despite our 3211 day snap streak
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 04/09/2025
at the bending factory there are no breaks
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
By age 30, you should have a magic act, your own ministry, some prostitute friends, and an omnipotent, all-loving father who orchestrates your crucifixion
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
An older woman sits in the back of a pickup truck.
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
If you want to get to know me, the only info you need is that I’m a Gemini and my body contains about 40000 calories if we have to resort to cannibalism
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I scream. You scream. We all pick our noses in the car.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 26/08/2025
*Bee Gees voice*
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The first twenty people at my funeral can have a finger or toe while supplies last
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Dentist: *screaming* Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man”
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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Tony Soprano: you bring the gabagool? me: *pushing the Babadook out the door before Tony can see him* haha yeah just a second
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
When I first came to Bsky 17 years ago, this was all farmland.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/12/2024
Went to a Vietnamese restaurant and mispronounced phở so badly the waiter tried to give me the heimlich maneuver
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I wish I lived in a sun-dappled TV world where everyone was experiencing the glorious relief of allergy medicine.
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Purchased my dream scissors today please throw me a parade
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Now is the perfect time to release your spores
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Nutella The Hun🇹🇼 @nutellathehun.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
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