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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

As a kid I drank my milk through a crazy straw and now I have every disorder in the DSM-5. Thanks a lot, mom and dad.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 14/08/2025

"Meet people where they are" ? As in... a nightmare from which we cannot wake?

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Thinking about installing an above ground basement.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Conspiracy theorists all seem so unbelievably dumb that I suspect they've been planted by a shadowy and nefarious underground organization to distract us from what's really going on.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Nice day you got there. Be a shame if someone jobbed all over it.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

cat ran headfirst into my foot and then looked at me like I'm the dick

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I can't say enough about being succinct.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Not to brag, but someone just told me I was better than nothing.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

It's pretty shocking when the guy whose entire life is a lie, lies to you. No one could see that coming.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s wolverine

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 25/06/2025

this meeting could've been a raven croaking ominously from atop a broken spire

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

was it in the sand, it was in the sand wasn’t it

115,000 yr old footprints found where they shouldn’t be omg🙏🏼

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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

yes i overthink, yes i’m dramatic, and yes it’s a personality trait now

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

[interview to be an undercover agent] chief: janine, can you send in the next applicant janine: yes chief- next! [the large potted plant in the corner of the room stands up] chief: janine, can you send home the remaining applicants

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Pikachu is the ultimate pick-me

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

every institution in american life has utterly failed us the courts the congress the universities law enforcement the military the free press every single one

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Sorry I’m late, on my way out the door I saw this huge hornets nest so I threw some rocks at it and ended up having to hide in this hollowed out log for like 6 hours

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

At Olive Garden, you’re family. Oh, so everybody here fuckin hates me?

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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

If I was travelling through a desert on a horse, I would definitely name it at some point.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Birthright citizenship is a Constitutional RIGHT. Any attack on it is an attack on us all. This is an attempt by far-right justices to attack immigrant communities and remove protections from any American who questions Trump. Your rights are nonnegotiable. We can’t compromise on that basic fact.

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/02/2025

ME: omg it’s called a sub sandwich because of the shape. lol my dumbass thought it had something to do with fuckin substitute teachers THE OTHER SAILOR TRAPPED IN THE DISABLED SUBMARINE: I’m ready to open the hatch

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

A radical Christian just murdered the speaker of a state house but the real worry is the theocratic muslim who said the bus should be cheaper

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 28/06/2025

[awkward blind date] PYTHAGORAS: *nervously taps glass* LINK: ... PYTHAGORAS: ... LINK: *checks time* PYTHAGORAS: so...... I don't suppose you like triangles? LINK: *perks up*

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

*goes to wax museum *pokes all the statues’ belly buttons to make sure

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Be prepared, folks. The entire establishment is going to focus all their energy, money, focus and wrath on Mamdani moving forward. They'll figuratively burn NYC down if needed instead of having him as the mayor. They'll be so pissed. Lets oblige them.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

This whoie week at work could have been an email

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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Bombing for peace is like burning books to promote literacy.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

me: do you remember a time when it didn't hurt? them: what? me: everything

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

It’s a little known fact but the Himalaya were the first mountain range to use a pronoun.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Me: Want a treat? Dog: No, no, that’s very kind of you, but oh no, I just couldn’t. Me: Dog: Me: Dog: I was being sarc— Me: sarcastic. Yah, I got that.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Maybe the real zombies were the ones we shot in the head along the road.

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Wonder Jenny🧛🏻‍♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

When people say I look much younger than I am, I simply tell them I’m an ancient deity who’s walked the earth for thousands of years.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

In space, no one can hear you scream. But, if you use your inside voice, people will be much more receptive to what you have to say.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

My dad is such a formal texter, it's so cute. I texted him 'Happy Birthday, Pop! 🎂🥳🎉' and he responded, "Hello, Alison. I received your message. Thank you."

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