teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Asking the models if the destruction of palmyra by ISIS was a piece of transgressive conceptual art 110
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Held a job interview yesterday and the interviewee showed up with an iced coffee. I wonder if they Knew. 110
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lmao how did I miss this. A group of cryptographers held an "secure" election using some fancy cryptography but one of the election trustees lost their decryption key and so the professional society of cryptologists couldn't figure out who won. Put it in Aesop's Fables! 516221
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Starting a PAC where we fund any and all aspiring business owners who wish to run COVID-conscious lesbian bars, revolutionary bookshops, and worker co-op coffee shops 020
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My friends are hosting an erotic fiction writing contest tonight, just a few days before (reluctantly) moving across the country. Preregistering my belief that their ultimate plan is to host an event so foul and awkward that they effectively burn all bridges and have no choice but to skip town 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Erik Satie's concept of "musique d’ameublement" but it's 2-hr home recordings of Soul Trainyoutube.comSoul Train, Sep. 30 & Oct. 7, 1972, plus Feb. 10, 1973YouTube video by Ugazzovision 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Guy with bluetooth speaker played this for a crowded subway train. Still reeling. You have to listen to it all the way through.youtube.comGalatians 2:1-10 (feat. Rapha)YouTube video by Rhythm & Bible - Topic 100
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is still (September 16, 2026) the type of garbage you get from the free models. No wonder the average person still thinks this stuff is fake! 050
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 10/09/202642nd street isn’t so much a part of New York as it is an exclave of the rest of the country 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Trying to figure out how to best teach two's complement to my students so I asked ChatGPT for help. The response was genuinely interesting and I've never thought of it this way before. 100
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Last year, six people were shot at Brooklyn’s West Indies Day Parade. This year, I’m going to go find out what all the fun is about. 110
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The perfect atomic tweet although it’ll be impossible to deploy on Bluesky 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Really worried about one of my friends who seems to be falling in with the wrong crowd (rich lawyer girlies with no taste) 170
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Really worried about one of my good friends who seems to be falling in with the wrong crowd (rich lawyer girlies with no taste) 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I blacked out in an urgent care center once and when I woke up I heard the doctors asking themselves if they should call an ambulance. Like buddy you *are* the doctors. Where do you think the ambulance is supposed to take me? Just circle the block? 020
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 04/09/2026cloud moved in front of the sun and the room started getting dark and for a second I legit thought I was blacking out 110
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 03/09/2026this nun www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqFp...youtube.comKeshukoranYouTube video by Sister Irene O'Connor - Topic 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can't stop scrolling www.curated.supply. It's like if someone handed you the aux cord and you played Bohemian Rhapsody, Don't Stop Believin', and Stairway to Heaven back-to-backcurated.supplyCurated SupplyDiscover curated, well-designed products. Premium tech, homeware and lifestyle essentials that blend form, function and quiet luxury. 1120
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I sometimes like to put on music before I start class, to cut the awkward silence while we wait. This was today's pick, for obvious reasons www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF5J...youtube.comKhruangbin - First ClassYouTube video by David Dean Burkhart 000
Reposted by teakGrace @gracekind.net · 24/08/2026There's never been a better time to be a psycho who is incapable of giving up 622726
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Parmenidean shipping company that delivers packages in no time 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 24/08/2026learning about Semantic Web and it feels like that moment when someone is trying to start a party by dancing really hard in front of a crowd of reluctant onlookers 110
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One thing about AI + LLMs is that the marginal cost of doing things the "genuinely insane way" drops to zero. A world where doing genuinely insane things becomes free. 020
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Starting to think this guy is a COINTELPRO operative whose mission is to attend and derail as many meetings as possible 120
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 16/08/2026“Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you” 1454
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Yeltsin visiting an American grocery store except it’s a New Yorker visiting an American grocery store 130
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I just had like five rolls of film developed so please bear with me while a post travelslop 2411
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Somewhat surprised to find that I don’t really miss writing code, and am happy to supervise instead 060
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Trying to come up with a punchline about a random variable of Grape-Nuts in the Holy Roman Empire. Help me out here. 000
