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@moodprobiotic.bsky.social
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dont ever call me a legend. cause they only call you a legend once your leg ends

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 23h
i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who are you who has come? I am a magician. Are you complete? I am complete. Are you equipped? I am equipped. Have the limbs been restored for you? The limbs have been restored for me. What are those two limbs? They are the arm and the leg. (CTF2)
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
new carly isnt career defining. but ive wanted her to make a song like burning heart for 5 years and she finally did
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my washing machine started billowing out a thick cloud of smoke that i breathed a ton of while shutting it off so my apartment didnt get set on fire. thats called prioritizing a now problem while taking it easy on the forty years down the line problem, and its a sign of being a chill guy
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
how it feels to order a plant-based grain bowl from my local organic cafe
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i had my first A10 with a non-standard build. got an early strangle with silent, so i started building around 0 costs, then i got tough bandages and got block online with calc gamble. barely squeaked by act 1. then got clone, put it on calc gamble, then picked up corrosive wave. massive poison
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
northernlion to his chat while he's playing a game where you have to carry a slippery fish to a waiting leopard seal:
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nice to meet you, my name's mark. as in "of the beast"
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just saw a neon SHAWARMA sign with the letters WAR burned out and i felt like this
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this would be cool if mincer didn't already have three LRADs installed in the back of his nissan altima that he uses exclusively to play yo la tengo
wikipedia screenshot detailing a performance artist using a decomissioned LRAD to play the cha cha slide at an baton rouge ex-blacksite
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Your Feeld likes when you land in a new city
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Mad Max @madmaxphoto.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Afternoon Shadows #nudistbeach #nudist #naturist #naturistbeach #dickshadow #penisshadow #cockshadow #gaybeach
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Obama Trismegistus
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Please Obey My Dope Ass Orb
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
STS2 silent card called "backshots"
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hey man im going on a date later, but if i need to bail, can i text you to send your sperms to attack me so i have an excuse to leave?
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
human proverb: if you get bit by a snake, you get away from it and treat the poison, you dont run after the snake and try to explain why you didn't deserve to get bitten snake proverb: SSSSsssssSSSsssSSSssssssssssSSSSssss
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Down in It" off Pretty Hate Machine sounds like if you engineered in a lab the most racist white person version of a Grandmaster Flash song possible
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We could sure use another check from the Chinese.
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*rotating the eyeball on my fleshy radio until the mouth stops hissing and starts singing a familiar tune*
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
bro did you seriously just cleanse the earth with purifying fire 🤦‍♂️
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you ask a man if he's gay and he says no, then ask him if other people would say he looks gay and he says no, and then you show him a picture of another man (who answered the same way) and ask him "does this man look gay" he WILL say yes. so im not concerned if LLMs ever pass the turing test
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we just comprehended your Chipotle order. hold tight! our staff are considering its possibility space. check inside the app to track progress on your meal's concept
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Bill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
stop letting your children go in the portal! they are not coming back the same!
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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 07/08/2026
my favorite DNI ive seen so far
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i wish i could go back in time to save the life of the guy who first said "phony gaystation" so he could drop "spermjack horsesemen" to wipe that show off the map before it ever got popular. but he was already dead at that point
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Humiliation Ritual, AZ
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
im a famous movie star in 6 months from now
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
its gay as hell for a male artist to express another man’s worldview in his art
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The Vampire State Building looks beautiful tonight
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
lol
Growing up a friend asked Daniel Day Lewis Q for an autograph when he was making Last of the Mohicans. He told my friend he didn't know how to read or write. We thought that was so sad but now I realize he in character.
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i don't care how good his runs are. they seriously need to ban this guy from GDQ for making this face
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Cameron Boozer Fans United Kingdom @femmebanyama.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
we were snooping around in the YouTube account logged in on the airbnb TV and their "watch later" is just videos of aeroplane crash footage
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
jesus. from the look of it my coworker must have milked another pinkling yesterday
pinkling milk
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How couples argue in jackbox games Wife: you come home and you just act like I’m not here. What else am I supposed to do? I’m not disposable 2👍 Husband: booty hairs 115👍
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/07/2026
some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”
CERN has to be real. Why do the days magically feel longer again? I keep looking at the clock in disbelief.Honestly... I can feel the immediate difference with CERN turning off. It's like turning off the annoying big light in the house that's been on for last 4 years. It's like finally getting some quiet after being immersed in a screaming heavy death metal concert or rave for days and days. It's like there's no restrictions. No hindrances. No more delays. I feel free.They turned off CERN and now the days feel twice as long. I'm TIREDCall me crazy, whatever ya whatever you want but since CERN shut down their machine time IS slower (i saw somewhere that our minutes are actually 60 seconds long again after being 45 seconds since COVID, ive had a mild frontal headache for 2 days and just had this weird energy around me. I can't be the only one, right?!
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Cameron Boozer Fans United Kingdom @femmebanyama.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
youtu.be/HlDkKK-Fg3I?...
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rappers who have actually shouted out the grinch
YouTube video by emi fisher
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 03/07/2026
brontosaurus with steps view 2, dinosaur park, route 23, ossineke, michigan, 1988
brontosaurus with steps view 2, dinosaur park, route 23, ossineke, michigan, 1988
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IGN @ign.com · 02/07/2026
Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."
Minions Director Confirms No Minions Worked For Hitler

Via: Polygon
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
pussy should feel like a pants pocket that is just damp enough to pause your music when you put your phone in it
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
(emerging feom chrysalis looking exactly like 2009 justin beiber): where are the white women at
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/07/2026
Bro. Please Watch My Masturbation
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That's not a problem for you now.
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Admin @mincer-ray.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Mark Joseph Soft @anon24601.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
(just listened to Today by smashing pumpkins seven times in a row): been listening to Week today
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
> goes to settings menu > it's all displacements
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
(just listened to 1979 by smashing pumpkins 100 times in a row): been listening to 197900 today
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