Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone. 044871
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 23hi had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience 119860
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Who are you who has come? I am a magician. Are you complete? I am complete. Are you equipped? I am equipped. Have the limbs been restored for you? The limbs have been restored for me. What are those two limbs? They are the arm and the leg. (CTF2) 17722
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026new carly isnt career defining. but ive wanted her to make a song like burning heart for 5 years and she finally did 130
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my washing machine started billowing out a thick cloud of smoke that i breathed a ton of while shutting it off so my apartment didnt get set on fire. thats called prioritizing a now problem while taking it easy on the forty years down the line problem, and its a sign of being a chill guy 190
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026how it feels to order a plant-based grain bowl from my local organic cafe 090
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i had my first A10 with a non-standard build. got an early strangle with silent, so i started building around 0 costs, then i got tough bandages and got block online with calc gamble. barely squeaked by act 1. then got clone, put it on calc gamble, then picked up corrosive wave. massive poison 131
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026northernlion to his chat while he's playing a game where you have to carry a slippery fish to a waiting leopard seal: 0100
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026nice to meet you, my name's mark. as in "of the beast" 170
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026just saw a neon SHAWARMA sign with the letters WAR burned out and i felt like this 1101
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026this would be cool if mincer didn't already have three LRADs installed in the back of his nissan altima that he uses exclusively to play yo la tengo 070
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Your Feeld likes when you land in a new city 31156
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Mad Max @madmaxphoto.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Afternoon Shadows #nudistbeach #nudist #naturist #naturistbeach #dickshadow #penisshadow #cockshadow #gaybeach 222421
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Obama Trismegistus 1479
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Please Obey My Dope Ass Orb 0152
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026STS2 silent card called "backshots" 0110
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026hey man im going on a date later, but if i need to bail, can i text you to send your sperms to attack me so i have an excuse to leave? 050
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026human proverb: if you get bit by a snake, you get away from it and treat the poison, you dont run after the snake and try to explain why you didn't deserve to get bitten snake proverb: SSSSsssssSSSsssSSSssssssssssSSSSssss 0141
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"Down in It" off Pretty Hate Machine sounds like if you engineered in a lab the most racist white person version of a Grandmaster Flash song possible 030
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We could sure use another check from the Chinese. 03310
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026*rotating the eyeball on my fleshy radio until the mouth stops hissing and starts singing a familiar tune* 050
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026bro did you seriously just cleanse the earth with purifying fire 🤦♂️ 1100
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026if you ask a man if he's gay and he says no, then ask him if other people would say he looks gay and he says no, and then you show him a picture of another man (who answered the same way) and ask him "does this man look gay" he WILL say yes. so im not concerned if LLMs ever pass the turing test 0121
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026we just comprehended your Chipotle order. hold tight! our staff are considering its possibility space. check inside the app to track progress on your meal's concept 170
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Bill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026stop letting your children go in the portal! they are not coming back the same! 0162
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i wish i could go back in time to save the life of the guy who first said "phony gaystation" so he could drop "spermjack horsesemen" to wipe that show off the map before it ever got popular. but he was already dead at that point 1131
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Humiliation Ritual, AZ 1344
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026im a famous movie star in 6 months from now 070
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026its gay as hell for a male artist to express another man’s worldview in his art 080
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The Vampire State Building looks beautiful tonight 0539
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026i don't care how good his runs are. they seriously need to ban this guy from GDQ for making this face 0140
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Cameron Boozer Fans United Kingdom @femmebanyama.bsky.social · 10/07/2026we were snooping around in the YouTube account logged in on the airbnb TV and their "watch later" is just videos of aeroplane crash footage 2312
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026jesus. from the look of it my coworker must have milked another pinkling yesterday 070
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026How couples argue in jackbox games Wife: you come home and you just act like I’m not here. What else am I supposed to do? I’m not disposable 2👍 Husband: booty hairs 115👍 061
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/07/2026some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN” 37267261306
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Cameron Boozer Fans United Kingdom @femmebanyama.bsky.social · 07/07/2026youtu.be/HlDkKK-Fg3I?...youtu.berappers who have actually shouted out the grinchYouTube video by emi fisher 2135
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 03/07/2026brontosaurus with steps view 2, dinosaur park, route 23, ossineke, michigan, 1988 727745
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥IGN @ign.com · 02/07/2026Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave." 941854416
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026pussy should feel like a pants pocket that is just damp enough to pause your music when you put your phone in it 030
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026(emerging feom chrysalis looking exactly like 2009 justin beiber): where are the white women at 16311
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/07/2026Bro. Please Watch My Masturbation 3129601195
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026That's not a problem for you now. 0102
Reposted by brother life insurance just hit 🔥Mark Joseph Soft @anon24601.bsky.social · 30/06/2026(just listened to Today by smashing pumpkins seven times in a row): been listening to Week today 141
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026> goes to settings menu > it's all displacements 030
brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026(just listened to 1979 by smashing pumpkins 100 times in a row): been listening to 197900 today 283