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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dracula explains to jonathan: I never drink... dracula wearing a party helmet  loaded with old style: ... wine
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unsettlingly come-hither tezuka animal @tezukaanimal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
insane dogsred chapter this week
page from the manga Dogsred, featuring the protagonist's sister taking a manners course to improve her writing.  she loses her temper after being insulted and stuffs her beret into the instructor's mouth.  the instructor, an older woman done up in a full kimono, knocks her aside while screaming "i ain't eatin' jack squat!!"
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
875 - It's Not A Displacer Beast It's Different
p1 - A Pigeon-themed adventurer looks at the dotted outline in his hand indicating where his phone was a second ago
Pigeon Guy: Hey, what the-!? Where'd my phone go?
PG (sotto voice): I was just looking at it!
Voice From Out Of Panel: Lookit that, mine too! Wotta coinkidink!
p2 - PG turns around to see a version of the Hanna Barbara character Snagglepuss who has dark purple fur, four arms, and tentacles on his back.
PG (pissed off): A misplacer beast snagglepuss!! This is your doing!
PG (sotto voice): probably
MisplagglePuss: I'm gettin libeled over here... Look, nothing up my sleeveseses!
p2 - PG brandishes his weapon, MP runs into and appears to pass through, the wall 2m to the right of a normal-looking passage. (a misplacer beast is an obvious parody of the classic dnd critter 'displacer beast' which appears to be 2m away from its actual location)
PG: Whatever, Monster! I'll kill U!!
MP: Exit, stage 2m to the right!
SFX: WOV
p3 - PG attempts to chase MP and smashes face first into the tunnel entrance, which we now see from a perspective that makes it clear it was just painted-on. PG's pigeon helmet flies off
SFX: SLAM!
p4 - PG lies unconscious on the floor, MP reemerges from the wall to give a quip
MP: I know you're not supposed to "break the 4th wall", but, I didn't have a whole lot of options!
Narration: He's not saying that to anyone in particular, merely following his animal instincts.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
874 - We Live in a Society Where This Happens
p1 - A meme image in which a kobold's idea of a human-focused succubus (no belly button, external ears, lizard tail, etc) poses for a selfie while a kneeling guy wearing a "BTR of DED" shirt with spirals in his eyes prepares to stab himself in the throat. Several graves reading "RIP 10x guys" "RIP 20x guys" and so on obscure the succubus' feet, which based on perspective must be knee-deep in a hole. Meanwhile, a dejected-looking kobold wielding crafting tools compares the "RIP single guy" grave his "masterwork trap" has earned to the massive death count the succubus got with her "stupid mammal lumps"
MEME TEXT: WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE THIS HAPPENS
p2 - a Kobold is pointing emphatically to the conference room projector screen, which is presumably displaying the p1 meme image. The Dungeon faculty look exasperated
Chappy Chappy: Alright, ok, sure. But whaddaya want me to do about it?
The Troll (sotto voice, from off panel): that's how it should be, right?
Alex(sotto voice): yeah
p3 - close up of the Kobold's face, twisted with frustration, despair, and rage. Faculty comment from out of panel
Kobold: FORCE GUYS TO GO INTO MY TRAPS, OBVIOUSLY!!
Alex: Ugh
Beireia: Pathetic
The Troll: C'mon
CC: So much for kobold pride.
The Lich(forgot to write her text creepy): Just use a porno as bait, or something.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you missed the insanely cool ending from @angelic.style's stream tonight heres just a piece of it
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slosifl @slosifl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i’ve been broke for a while and thought i’d do something free, so i dug out my old roller blades and found a bloodstain containing $345,201. i was pretty amped, so i didn’t wear pads and died immediately. woke back up and fell down the stairs before collecting it again.
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bunnies rabbits @rabbitebooks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Upon unfolding the napkin, you see the following note, poorly drawn with what appears to have been a calligraphic pen: :3 You put the [NOTE: " :3 " ] into your inventory. It takes up seventeen item slots. You move to discard it, only to see the message "You may not discard quest-related items."
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ABGNSFW @abgnsfw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐮👽🆙
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Biting commentary
A sequence of cartoon drawings showing a gentle, bespectacled wolf kindly asking the viewer if they may be bitten by him, and subsequently biting the viewer’s forearm.A cartoon drawing of the same wolf tenderly dressing the bite mark on a YCH canid figure’s forearm. The wolf says, “You’ll transform into a nerd by the next full moon.”
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zoda coo @zodacoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pop culture stevia version of David Lynch: What if a 50s diner was empty and a guy talked weird David Lynch: What if good and evil existed but occasionally the machinery of heaven just caught someone innocent and chewed them between its gears and if you tried to remove them you'd be pulled in too
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kelly knowles art @kellyknowles.art · 14/06/2026
almost done with this bad boy so here's a teaser #ANSI #PETSCII #DigitalArt
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Robo // Sunshine Banjo Face @roboyeen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🍹🔥😈
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unsettlingly come-hither tezuka animal @tezukaanimal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎵 onward fortified mind 🎵 energy is transferred but it never dies
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
i found a red faux-leather jacket in size 4t for 5 bucks at the thrift store, so i decorated it for my 4-year-old
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MinaSheep (Wishlist Sealed Fortress on Steam) @minasheep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WILD MAGIC BECKONS DEVOUT BLOOD The latest Sealed Fortress trailer is here! Along with its release date! 🏰 Wishlist on Steam! : store.steampowered.com/app/5210640/...
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bunnies rabbits @rabbitebooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
update i am receiving word that pre-existing bunnies are being bunnies'd twice as much. i do not know what this means. my sources are refusing to elaborate
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Worlds of ZZT @worldsofzzt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
museumofzzt.com/file/view/squad1/?f… “Bomb Squad! 1” by Icaeres (1999) [Squadp1.zzt] - “!1;Opening” museumofzzt.com/file/play/squad1
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has always looked smug to me
the lamb being eaten by wolves paintingthe same painting but I have drawn a smug-looking face on the lamb to reflect how I see it
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unsettlingly come-hither tezuka animal @tezukaanimal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you cannot teach cats math, because the second they develop number theory they are beelining to the dark calculus and fucking up all spacetime to make mealtimes closer together
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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guh
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry that I haven’t gotten around to playing that critically acclaimed, massively influential game that is deeply important to you on a personal level, I’ve been sleepy for most of my life
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unsettlingly come-hither tezuka animal @tezukaanimal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tying the earbuds to the mast to keep them safe from the toilet's siren song
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slosifl @slosifl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting in the elevator and pressing the “sad face” button guy getting in just after me: sad face please me (crying): i got u
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Jimmy's Hell Cousin @negaversebuffet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
acab
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Video from Maura Hennelly captures her sunbeam snake named 'Vespira' in all her glory. Sunbeam snakes (genus Xenopeltis) are non-venomous snakes from SE Asia that kill small prey (frogs, rodents) by constricting. They burrow through soft dirt or leaf litter in humid jungles. (📷:@maurahennelly IG)
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Nanafushi/ナナフシ @zigzig-booom-cq.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
変身すると絵が描けなくなるぞ!!🐺🌕 #oc #creature #創作
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i checked the famously depraved pornography depot and nobody knew you
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQ
youtu.be
Pressure Drop
YouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic
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𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Roberto Cavalli ss27 #fashionsky
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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the human body is only 60% water and we have to get those numbers up. im fully transitioning to hydroconsciousness by 2030
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The ego on this bunny
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wolf @arboret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2025 commission for luckies 🗡️
A pixel art drawing of a cat wearing a cloak complete with a satchel and dagger tied around their back leg, carrying a blue lantern in their mouth. They are walking away from the viewer but their head is turned back to look. Leaves are scattered through their fur.
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 23/09/2026
30 Coins
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Zuccnini @zuccnini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Candy Fishing [ #art #oc #watercolor ]
Watercolor illustration of Goobi the caterpillar holding a swedish fish by the pier.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wonderful father, who instilled in me the love of computer and comics and weird cartoons, has passed away. Any support you could give to help our family would be appreciated. gofund.me/a724331e4
gofund.me
Donate to Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs, organized by T. Florence
We are heartbroken at the passing of William Florence at the age of 7… T. Florence needs your support for Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs
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Worlds of ZZT @worldsofzzt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
museumofzzt.com/file/view/blisword/… “Blight Sword ZZT” by Mr. J (2001) [BSWORD.ZZT] - “BLIGHT SWORD ZZT” museumofzzt.com/file/play/blisword
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☘︎ ↟ 𝔉𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔯 ↟ ☘︎ @chowfur.art · 25/01/2026
🌻 #myart #furryart #telegramsticker #commission
A red plane dragon taking a nap in an aluminum air-hanger. Telegram sticker by Chowfur.
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ex luna, scientia @exluna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
im starting transplant discourse but for dallas. you cant just move here and park your car in the parking lot for one of our big box stores and then die of heat stroke while you're still in the parking lot walking to the store and then think you can call yourself a dallasite
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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zoda coo @zodacoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whenever FF8 gets really cool you can feel it testing a membrane and almost punching through, before its strength fails it and it slouches back to being an FF game. If it ever managed to tear its way out it would have looked like SaGa Frontier, hideous and beautiful, ichor pumping into its new wings
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 20/09/2026
"WHICH END" bonequest.com/10048
deuce: I'M A GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE
deuce: BRRRRRRR
pants: BRRRRRR I'M A TRILOBITE
deuce: HURRRR I'M A TRILOBITE FUCKER
pants: BACKING MY TRILOBITE ASS UP
pants: WHICH END IS MY ASS
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Rafin @rafin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐌
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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zoda coo @zodacoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been getting into GRAVITY 2, the newer & more powerful version of gravity invented by Isaac Newton's son, Beyond Newton. It "always goes down even in space." My limbs are so heavy and weak and I love it
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Mikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
underwater fish beast woman
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せきはん @sekihang.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Take off!
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
someone said "unc alarm" 😭
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