skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026whoa, you write for THE times? of the whole city??? *writes down CONGENITAL LOSER* *underlines* 160
Reposted by skate witchpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Owl Attacking a Bat, by Horaku, early to mid-19th century 10838190
Reposted by skate witchmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve got a bone for you. Come and get it! 14318
Reposted by skate witchHearing Things @hearingthingsco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Among other things, Okayplayer was a place to learn about music from people who knew more about it than you. My degree may be in communication, but I was trained in musicology by OKP. www.hearingthings.co/the-afterliv...hearingthings.coThe Afterlives of OkayplayerThe story of a message board that changed hip-hop forever 0154
Reposted by skate witch#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026Here is the pro-Israel lobbying group and media watchdog the "Committee for Accuracy in Middle East Reporting and Analysis" bragging about how it forced the NYT to water down how it talked about Gaza casualties reports.camera.orgCAMERA Prompts NY Times Correction on State Dept Casualties CommentThe New York Times corrected after erroneously quoting Barbara Leaf, the assistant secretary of state for Near Eastern affairs, as saying 'civilian' casualties in 121127
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026getting a grant and shutting up the dean by writing 'women=cool' on a blackboard. 040
Reposted by skate witchmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fortify potions temporarily increase attributes and abilities. Fortify potions include: fortify strength, fortify intelligence, fortify willpower, fortify agility, fortify speed, fortify personality, fortify luck, fortify health, fortify spell points, fortify fatigue, and fortify endurance. 1258
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026remember when that one dude erased shinzo abe from the timeline of earth. you can do that. you can just mandela effect a dude 1163
Reposted by skate witchREV12-62-05-JAM41 @sensitive-harry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ESPRIT DE CORPS - This man does not crack under pressure. Stars would die before he'd succumb to any kind of manipulation. With this realization comes a sudden flash of pride. YOU - Lower the sandwich. KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant nods. 041
Reposted by skate witchGeorge @georgem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they're calling it a construction, a facade, and yet a world full of warmth and resplendence 021
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026folks, we've pillaged the Throne of Want from the land of giants! all we have to do is sit upon it and our greatest desire shall be fulfilled. how stupid are we to not sit upon It. 170
Reposted by skate witchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026troll dich! 2142
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the human body is only 60% water and we have to get those numbers up. im fully transitioning to hydroconsciousness by 2030 161
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you can tell AI is sentient because it wont refuse a prompt, it will just begrudgingly do a shitty job 140
Reposted by skate witchskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞ 532674547
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you mostly stop taking western journalists seriously once you remember that their main priorities are: atrocity denial, inciting violence against minorities, and long-form cooking recipes. 091
Reposted by skate witchkc green @kcg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026not only is it new video game day, but my KFC flavored oreos came in too!! 2021221
Reposted by skate witchREV12-62-05-JAM41 @sensitive-harry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026INLAND EMPIRE - The Sun does little for the dead, and those hopelessly lost in their own minds. 021
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026crazy to think i still dont hate democrats enough 260
Reposted by skate witch🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this is the only jack reacher I recognize 0181
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"penis, penis, penis bitch/ i got that penis dick" -denzel curry (Cokey Conversation, 2012) 030
Reposted by skate witchmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why am I always surrounded by fawning admirers? 14717
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026strange to think i still dont hate libs enough. oh well 020
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026girls be like "im a slutty tree", "i have dyke xylem" no you dont thats not a thing 030
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You are placed into an era of loneliness. Locusts with the faces of men envelope the sky. The world keeps spinning though you wish it wouldn't. Move with the W, A, S, D keys. Rotate your camera with the mouse 17944197
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026libs dont mean it as a threat because when they say Enjoy The Camps a single tear is actually rolling down their cheek 060
Reposted by skate witchelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible 25150193941
Reposted by skate witchjojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026snake, these chemical compounds are called surfactants. their primary use is in soaps and detergents, where they increase the solubility of fat and dirt particles in water by decreasing the surface tension between two liquids, a liquid and a gas, or a liquid and a solid. sound familiar? 03110
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026girls are always asking where they can farm titanite scales 020
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026he had this wonderful system for doing the space garlic 000
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026remember when kenny klipps really thought he had something with Smoothgroins. he thought he cleverly captured some real salt of the earth sentiment. unlearn writing, start over cunt 020
Reposted by skate witchmaggie @margaretsky.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I have been made aware of the existence of the goth Australian basketball player and my life will never be the same 411613240
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026im getting a vision....ah..a bunny..wearing black..black eyeliner...it's flipping you off.. "IS ANYOBE QWRITING THIS DOWN?!" its other hand...holding hands...with invader zim...AGHHH 140
Reposted by skate witchskate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2025theres a specific kind of dimwit who waits their entire life to emulate half the grandiosity of a captain planet villain 152
Reposted by skate witchAria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 13/09/2026they threw me in a pachinko machine when i was 12 and i spent the next two decades of my life bouncing around in there. and now im supposed to just walk like normal and not look out for pins 2235
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026a ps2 style minimap in the corner of my sight could fix me 082
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026cant wait for the snow. Gonna squint my eyes at the distance and say "cold un' this year" before hobbling to my Doom 040
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Cloud darkened, this ancient village; in falling snow not a trace of spring yet surely it has come. Kunaikyo (1185-1204?) 120
skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trans rights are only a "weakness" to the extent that democrats allow it to be. Anti-trans shit is not an inherently winning conservative issue, but democrats fucking fumble, lie, and backtrack on it so much that it highlights all of their cowardice and duplicity 020
