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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

i really thought i’d be spending a lot more time out on the moors by now

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

If I was an artist and someone offered to pay me to create something for them I would say 'Your commish is my command' and I would lose so many jobs you guys omg why am I like this

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sarah scary radziminski @sarahradz.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

They should make a long sleeve shirt that transforms into a short sleeve shirt, I think to myself. Moments away from inventing wearing a sweater

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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

✅ Stumbled out of bed Anyone got a a cup of ambition? Todays gonna require that.

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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Sure, Salad is a choice, but have you met Cheesy Garlic Bread?

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

If your parents had a pontoon boat when you were little, I hate to break it to you but they had many coke fueled orgies on that thing while you were busy coloring with grandma in your PJs

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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Literally talked to Steak about buying one and he was on the fence. But now…?

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

asking if every piece of graffiti is Banksy

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I have only myself to blame that's why I blame you.

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I just blessed a dude who sneezed and I had absolutely zero authority to do so. He thinks he’s blessed. He’s not.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

It’s only a shortcut if you know where the fuck you’re going

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Everything is so bad, the hummingbirds are waiting for the sugar water in the feeder to ferment before they'll drink it.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I enjoy a bar burger with the same fervent brand of enthusiasm as I exhibit when engaging in cunnilingus

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

nice tires bitch (flirting)

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

a murder of crows aka caw & order

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

More than half the people in the U.S. don't want to have better lives- they just want the other team to suffer.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

sorry, but my erotic macaroni art is for serious collectors only

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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Jump scared in the bath with a big brown thing on my chest and thought for sure it was a spider. Nope, it was a crumb flake from the cheesy garlic bread I had been eating while soaking in the bubbles. At first I was ashamed, but then I was…well, still ashamed.

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

i can be self-destructive and also self-aware its called range

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

You're telling me this street is made of sesames?

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

*rolls out of bed and keeps rolling until she finds a cliff to roll off*

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

every argument on blue sky should be settled with a home run derby

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Just asked Siri what day it is. I'm doing GREAT.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

if the flytraps are any indication we should stay the hell away from Venus

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

getting burned by coffee is the ultimate betrayal

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Some of my posts include more than one joke AT NO EXTRA COST TO THE READER

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

star wars themed strip club called jar jar kinks

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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

RBF makes it sound like I actually have time to rest…

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

i like to think of my skeets as little toy boats made from leaves and twigs that i float out there in the bsky river good luck, buddy

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

The most annoying thing about visiting Boston is all that janitors solving complex math equations instead of cleaning.

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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Just found an Egg McMuffin Wrapper under my pillow if anyone’s curious about my level of idgaf…

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

This is the best day ever to be in a group chat with people who aren’t online. They react to every piece of breaking news about the beef like you’re Paul Revere.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I just dusted a bathroom shelf with my underwear from the hamper. Follow me for more cleaning hacks.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Cut to split-screen montage of each of them looking out a rain swept window, listening to “Hello,” by Lionel Richie.

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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

So, like, my only question is, is the country old enough to choose where we go in the custody battle?

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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Why am I here? Because NO one is going to try and control me. Like, dude, I don’t even have SELF Control. Therapist: No…like, just, that’s not… *sigh*.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Might eat starbursts for dinner

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I just want the confidence of a 1920’s ice delivery man

Photo of a man from the 1920’s wearing boots and carrying a block of ice with a metal hook(?) looking very cool with cigarettes in his hat and a cigarette hanging from his lip- he’s got obvious swagger and possibly scoliosis

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 21/04/2025

my kink is watching people with Main Character Syndrome discover they are in fact just a side character at best, just like the rest of us

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/03/2025

why is there no corn dog man? we need corn dog man

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

pigeon: coo homing pigeon: we should get more throw pillows

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

[First day of helicopter school] (Me, zipping fly back up): I believe I have made a mistake

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Can you explain this gap in your resume? I was eating 150 grams of protein a day

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

How many commas would an Oxford comma comma if an Oxford comma could comma?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/03/2025

leftovers? you mean refrigerator poop?

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mysticginge @mysticginge.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Decided to spend the day cleaning and organizing our nine year old’s room. Going forward, I have decided that I, obviously, should not be in charge of making decisions.

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