Reposted by Amberchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026But mom I don't want to watch an execution. 516958
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh Trump supporters aren’t going to like this at all! As far as they know, we haven’t even made it to the moon yet! 010
Reposted by Amberdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/03/2026the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do 2103903237
Reposted by AmberRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026By moving to the “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening inequality, economic insecurity, and the unchecked political power of corporations and the rich. Political centrism is nonsense. There is no middle ground between democracy and oligarchy. 17842831281
Reposted by Amberthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's really shocking to me how many celebrities have voluntarily revealed their total lack of a moral compass. Because that's what promoting gambling apps and prediction markets (especially when you have tens / hundreds of millions of dollars and don't actually need the sponsor money) says about you 2362
Reposted by AmberBrian Bergstrom @brianbergstrom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Someone telling me they're spending their Sunday cooking: Ooh, nice! What a cozy-sounding day! Someone telling me they're spending their Sunday "meal-prepping": Oh. I see. Have fun in your self-imposed gulag, tovarich. 1313
Reposted by AmberPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3779201985
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There was a tiny tv repair shop around the corner from our house that added a couple shelves of videos after VCRs made it big. I bet the entire store was 400 square feet. We rented Steve Martin’s The Jerk there so often that they eventually offered to sell it to my family. 110
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Much like Dolly, my love for Tim Curry didn’t start with Rocky Horror or Clue, but instead is firmly rooted in the strange, tingling feelings I had at 7 years old while watching him as Grand Wizard Egbert Hellibore in The Worst Witch. A sad week for beloved icons. youtu.be/-FMf8ltkCgM?...youtu.beAnything Can Happen On HalloweenYouTube video by ImzadiLaren 020
Reposted by AmberBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP. 40118023395
Reposted by AmberSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner. 734047831
Reposted by AmberRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them. 584216896240
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’ve decided I want to be a baby panda for a living. Cute and round and everyone around me is deeply invested in my survival. All I have to do is roll around and eat and someday screw. Dream job. 010
Reposted by Amberjordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026women be like I needed this and it’s a lobotomy 014243
Reposted by AmberInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage! 574741633
Reposted by Amberϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Taylor Swift is just Elon Musk for the girlies 2233
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I don’t usually idolize politicians but this man is an angel. 010
Reposted by AmberNate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 13/07/2026im just saying, I think it's funny that nobody seems to have seen Miss Nelson and Ms Viola Swamp in the same room before, and nobody is talking about it either. it's a psyop, sheeple. 0113
Reposted by Amberalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026thank goodness theyre fireWORKS and not fireUNEMPLOYED har har let's go brandon 514418
Reposted by AmberRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 03/07/2026Why would you spend the 4th of July blowing your fingers off when you could be having a blowing- and fingering-off? 1221
Reposted by Amberkelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me 274498903
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I’ve been comparing AI to Segways for ages. It is not a foregone conclusion. 131
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 12/06/202611:23 am - read that Elon Musk has tripled his wealth since 2024, going from $350 billion to $1 trillion 11:25 am - pass a man in a wheelchair with both legs amputated below the knee, panhandling on the side of a freeway in 96° heat 🇺🇸 🦅THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH!🦅 🇺🇸 020
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Feels so good to be a woman in America right now! Who needs reproductive care when you can aspire to be a flag draped Octagon Girl on the White House lawn? 020
Reposted by AmberThe Disaster 👻 HAUNTist 🎃 @beerz4yearz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Elon Musk has the greatest job in the world. Just get blasted off your ass on ketamine, promise everyone interdimensional unicorn-based travel by 2027, and receive free money. why am I working like some kind of peasant 9684100
Reposted by Amberweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Teaching my daughter and her anemic boyfriend how to skip stones 211589212
Reposted by AmberYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 24/05/2026what has me the most excited about ai is how all the companies using it to make their businesses more efficient will soon be passing the cost savings right down to me, the consumer 926640
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 11/05/2026This guy drove the old pizza-in-a-cup guy right out of business! (But not because it’s better. Mom and pop pizza-in-a-cup shops don’t stand a chance against a behemoth like Pizza Hut.) 131
Reposted by Amberbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 01/05/2026humanity is currently caught in the endless toilet-bowl cycling of a broken automatic flush 05715
Reposted by Amberdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Nothing happens even when everything happens. This is an era of boring insanity 8813165
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 23/04/2026God must be a capitalist if he’s building skyscrapers in heaven. (Lame caption but still wanted to share this pic.) 040
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If you ever felt like you’re not seeing nearly enough possums, have I got the follow for you! 020
Reposted by AmberTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 17/04/2026As the foundation of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, I'm glad to see that the stock market is doing well 0277
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Steve Martin’s The Jerk was my family’s official movie. I bet I saw it before I was 5 (and dozens of times before I moved out.) I distinctly remember asking my mother what a blowjob was on one viewing. I was going enough that “it’s a kind of job” satisfied me. 030
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Thought of a solution to declining birth rates. Just one guy has to drop dead and a gagillion babies will be born exactly 9 months later! Problem solved. 040
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 13/04/2026In case you’re daydreaming about what it might look like when It Happens. 031
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 10/04/2026A very merry Wet Day to all who celebrate. Many Urkles to you! 020
Reposted by AmberKrisi 🏳️⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 09/04/2026David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago. 363289755202
Reposted by AmberMaggie Smith @maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right? 622274587733
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The park in my neighborhood was remodeled a few years ago and though it is bordered by apartments on all sides, instead of installing a playground, they put in a dog park. Because fuck kids, right? 081
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Is this where I get to say I saw the White Stripes play at a bar so small there wasn’t even a stage? They just pushed the drumkit into the corner of the room. 230
Reposted by AmberJesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Or at least let me send yours to go kill and be killed so I can avoid accountability for my many sex crimes. 336878
