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natecaprio.bsky.social @natecaprio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do Republicans wake up every single day and say "how can I make someone's life worse for absolutely no reason?"

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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 16h

Customers at the bar I work at often ask if I’m a football fan and this is why I say “I used to be”.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you are viciously attacked by a poodle, you’re likely going to be nervous around poodles, even if not all poodles plan to attack you. We think this is reasonable. When you consider that nearly all women have been harassed or assaulted by a man, why is it not also reasonable here?

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026

"You leave the carnival with your arm around your girl and climb behind the wheel of your car. It feels like nothing could go wrong." buff.ly/F7QhXVL

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Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?

1. You take Mary out for a nice drive. Disaster ensues. 2. Bit by bit, this town is killing you. 3. Two remorseless killers careen across a deser...

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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It is such bullshit that MLB destroyed one of the best sports watching days of the year by putting 75% of the Wild Card playoff action on Peacock and some NBC sports channel no one has 🙄

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the average lifespan of outdoor cats is 3 to 5 years. indoor cats regularly live to 10, if not 20 years. imagine personally shaving off 3/4 of your cat's life because you're too stubborn and lazy to take proper care of an animal you're responsible for

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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thanks, Mike. @baseballhall.org , Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper belong in the Hall together. You know it, we all know it, the other broadcasters, inductees, and voters know it. Do the right thing, and do it while they can enjoy it together.

A white woman (me) in a black t-shirt which reads “Kruk & Kuip & Jon & Dave” in San Francisco baseball Giants orange

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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And that’s why you play in the rain on the last day of the season in a nonsense matchup. Congrats Lindor!

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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SpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 25/09/2026

I bring a bag of shredded cheese to the interview and never break eye contact as I eat it.

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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Maybe I’ll start bringing a charcuterie board to interviews

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

can you imagine? just imagine thinking like this. you brought a little beverage here and I don't like it. I shan't be giving you any money

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jesus Christ a bag of chocolate chips is almost NINE dollars now #thankstrump

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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

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A little bit Alex(is) @alexinkent9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When you make it through Friday afternoon at work... And then remember that Friday is actually tomorrow 🥲

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Sad Cat Lounging

ALT: Sad Cat Lounging

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/09/2026

By 2026 standards, G Gordon Liddy looks like Danny Ocean

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Mags @margotjdc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m heading to the Donald J Trump lavatory to drop off a couple Donald J Trumps in the toilet.

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026

is every ad gambling now, like do other companies even advertise anymore or has the economy completed its transformation into casino

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

FALL FASHION TIPPE - Disappear ynto the woodes of an eveninge, when the skye ys lavender and blue. Call unto the powers that dwell ther, and lo! thei appear yn their glamour and their panoplye, radiant. Aske of them what thei have seen and thei will tell thee: 'woe & hope' Accessorize wyth a scarf.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Obama’s charisma often gets put in terms of speeches but I think it was much more stuff like this, if he saw some little kid he’d be like oh hey there dude in a way that didn’t make him seem like a maniac and 90% of politicians can’t do that anymore

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Democrats will be like "you have to vote for me so we can fight against fascism" and then don't fight against fascism

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have not responded to the email that you sent me and which you probably spent awhile writing Forgive me it was so long and my executive functioning is completely shot

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin.

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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the Yankees might have regrettably lost the 2001 World Series, but at least we don't have to pretend to like Curt Schilling

a shithead who stole $75 million from the state of Rhode Island

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed

Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It was the fuck thys of tymes. It was the fuck that of tymes.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

well the good thing is it's not like we live in the most car-brained society in the world and all our infrastructure wasn't built around driving and parking and everything is walkable and we have lots of efficient and dependable public transportation. at least there's that

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Davedette @davedette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Donald Trump: starts war Also Donald Trump: decides bombing to win is how we win a war Also also Donald Trump: decides to sever the supply chain for the Air Force without warning

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

$500, some highlighters, and ten days to wrap it up. Treat candidates like we treat teachers.

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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Peldrigal @peldrigal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In Italian "chiedere all"oste se il vino è buono", "to ask the taverner if the wine is good" means to ask a useless question.

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 14/09/2026

Glad folks are appalled by photos of the "phone booth" cage under an awning, but pls understand: This IG report is likely part of a cover-up. Amnesty Int'l interviewed detainees EIGHT MONTHS AGO who said the cage was half this size (couldn't stand up), had no awning, w feet chained to the bottom.

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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don’t know shit about fashion, and even I could identify a Bon Mackie at one glance. What a legend.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My favorite vegetables are coffee and marijuana.

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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sure. Why the fuck not. 🤷‍♀️

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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Trump would rather destroy something than let it exist without being a tribute to himself" really sums up everything about his approach to the country

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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ooh, let’s start a thread of shows where indigenous folks are well-represented! I don’t see much scripted TV, but I’ve got Reservation Dogs (which I haven’t seen yet 😢) & Resident Alien (which is FANTASTIC). Wellington Paranormal has an Aboriginal boss (& some storylines, IIRC). What else you got?

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Pellechs @pellechs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Profound appreciation for Noah Eagle consistently pronouncing it “Melbin”

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