Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I was not a kid who was coddled and came from a poor family. (Dad was a mailman. Mom was a bartender.) I can’t overstate how special this moment was. 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I was so happy that my dad tried to take me that I never even considered being upset that it didn’t pan out. We spent the rest of the night joking about sneaking backstage and stealing their toothbrushes. 110
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026When I was 10 I was desperate to go see Milli Vanilli live. During dinner on the day of the show I mentioned to my dad that I wanted to go, and we got up from the dinner table and drove down to the venue. We got to the box office and my dad couldn’t believe the show was sold out. 110
Reposted by Amberchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026But mom I don't want to watch an execution. 517259
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh Trump supporters aren’t going to like this at all! As far as they know, we haven’t even made it to the moon yet! 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Allowed” tax dollars to go to Russiaor “directed” tax dollars to go to Russia? 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My partner was just fondly recalling how I introduced my kids to Leo Carpazzi when they were like 9 and 13. 😬 020
Reposted by Amberdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/03/2026the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do 2103903237
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m just getting ready to launch my version of Chuck E Cheese that serves Chinese food. I think the world is finally ready for Bamboo Shoots and Ladders! (A restaurant concept I came up with at 10 years old.) 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is beautiful (and I am in awe of how quickly you work!) 100
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Having just finished @jamieloftus.bsky.social ‘s My Year In Mensa this morning, I can confidently say that was a wise decision. 000
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026MTV was an equalizer. You couldn’t avoid Baby Got Back or whatever - it got played between November Rain and Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover. A real cosmic gumbo, back in the day. 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ah the classic, “it was just a joke!” God, why is everyone so sensitive, right? You were just trying to make someone else look stupid! It’s funny! 161
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As someone who lives in a cowboy-themed state that is also HOME TO NASA, I completely agree 030
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know it is minuscule in the grand scheme of things, but why do fully grown adults insist on speaking like teenagers? The guy saying his morals haven’t changed, his party has might not want to be addressed by his former senator as “bro.” 061
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Senior Adviser” just means “hairstylist” in this instance, right? 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The best indicator of something not being racist is when you have to follow it with “and no, that’s not racist.” 020
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kind of refreshing after 15 years of only pharmaceutical ads! 000
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026At my local (which is actually a chain but still great), you can see the old guys rolling out the dough right there. It’s not a fancy place in any way - but those are damn good donuts. 020
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you realize that your insurance policy isn’t actually going to cover anything, you don’t bother going to the doctor. I paid $350/month for insurance I had only to protect me if I got cancer or a catastrophic car accident. It wasn’t worth using for anything else. 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Even mediocre local donut shops are generally better than Dunkin’ and Krispy Kreme. If they’re making it in house (and they all are), they’re going to be pretty decent. 260
Reposted by AmberRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026By moving to the “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening inequality, economic insecurity, and the unchecked political power of corporations and the rich. Political centrism is nonsense. There is no middle ground between democracy and oligarchy. 17842831281
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A real man of principle here! (Going to take this opportunity to thank you for the advice of drinking a bunch of cold water as soon as you wake up to quell anxiety. It has been literally life changing for me. I’m so so grateful.) 000
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I cannot overstate how enraged I was when I saw this for the first time last night. I haven’t been able to listen to the song since Covid because it’s too haunting and Meta is using it to sell pervert glasses?! 000
Reposted by Amberthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's really shocking to me how many celebrities have voluntarily revealed their total lack of a moral compass. Because that's what promoting gambling apps and prediction markets (especially when you have tens / hundreds of millions of dollars and don't actually need the sponsor money) says about you 2362
Reposted by AmberBrian Bergstrom @brianbergstrom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Someone telling me they're spending their Sunday cooking: Ooh, nice! What a cozy-sounding day! Someone telling me they're spending their Sunday "meal-prepping": Oh. I see. Have fun in your self-imposed gulag, tovarich. 1313
Reposted by AmberPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3779211985
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Don’t worry - AmazonRX has an AI doctor who will get that broken leg fixed in a jiffy! 000
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There was a tiny tv repair shop around the corner from our house that added a couple shelves of videos after VCRs made it big. I bet the entire store was 400 square feet. We rented Steve Martin’s The Jerk there so often that they eventually offered to sell it to my family. 110
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I gasped with glee when I saw this week’s guest. Knocking it out of the park lately! 000
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026For some reason her changing “take a deep breath and I get real high” to “take a deep breath and wonder why” made me cry. God, she was so good and pure. 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Much like Dolly, my love for Tim Curry didn’t start with Rocky Horror or Clue, but instead is firmly rooted in the strange, tingling feelings I had at 7 years old while watching him as Grand Wizard Egbert Hellibore in The Worst Witch. A sad week for beloved icons. youtu.be/-FMf8ltkCgM?...youtu.beAnything Can Happen On HalloweenYouTube video by ImzadiLaren 020
Reposted by AmberBoze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP. 40118023395
Reposted by AmberSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner. 734047831
Reposted by AmberRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them. 584216896240
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’ve decided I want to be a baby panda for a living. Cute and round and everyone around me is deeply invested in my survival. All I have to do is roll around and eat and someday screw. Dream job. 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I distinctly remember telling my dad how much I loved his crows feet when I was a little kid. “It makes you look like you’re always smiling!” 050
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Definitely cruel but not remotely weird for an abusive man who is watching his control over his family erode. 010
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 31/07/2026As a Texan, this is hard to hear but also true. I’m smart enough not to get too excited about this one, but then a poll comes out and… 000
Reposted by Amberjordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026women be like I needed this and it’s a lobotomy 014243
Reposted by AmberInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage! 574741633
Reposted by Amberϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Taylor Swift is just Elon Musk for the girlies 2233
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Broccolini: just like broccoli except more of the part you don’t want to eat! 120
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Or, when someone tells you they have no plans to attend college you can simply accept that perhaps they know their needs and resources better than you do. 040
Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I don’t usually idolize politicians but this man is an angel. 010
