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@mountcool.bsky.social
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh Trump supporters aren’t going to like this at all! As far as they know, we haven’t even made it to the moon yet!
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
God must be a capitalist if he’s building skyscrapers in heaven. (Lame caption but still wanted to share this pic.)
Photo of freeway bridges in front of a skyscraper which appears to to hover in midair.
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You got a problem with that?
Car with bumper stickers reading “DON’T CRASH ME!  No orgasm.  Not a queen.”
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If you see this, post your black and white art.
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Good to see you!
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Any parent of a toddler knows that face. That man is actively shitting his diaper.
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Grocery store parking lot sunset
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Trump on Saturday: these are Hate America marches. These people hate our country and want everything you love destroyed! Trump on Monday:
Image of the side of the White House demolished as if by wrecking ball. (Miley Cyrus’s location as yet unknown.)Image of the side of the White House demolished as if by wrecking ball. (Miley Cyrus’s location as yet unknown.)Image of the side of the White House demolished as if by wrecking ball. (Miley Cyrus’s location as yet unknown.)
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Here you go:
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You cannot convince me that Sarah Burns and Cole Escola are different people.
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Bruce Springsteen looking like a kid whose mom decided the theme for this year’s family pictures for the Christmas card will be “cool”.
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Totally legit moving company, I don’t know why you’d think otherwise!
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Should somebody check on Wendy?
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Feminism in action! Celebrating Women Who Rock!
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
We did it everyone! It’s back! Fascism is over!
HBO Max landing page
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The internet knew what to do.
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This photo of my cat was removed from Facebook for being too sexy (it’s true!)
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Midwest pope be like
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I guess I have to concede that not *all* Houston drivers are bad.
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
“I want retirement!” “We have retirement at home.” Retirement at home:
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Back on my BwB bullshit.
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Amber @mountcool.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If being a healthcare executive makes you a target for death threats, maybe you’re doing the whole healthcare thing wrong.
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