kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 26mTo be alive and to share the earth with him… how can anything be bad 040
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 33mPeppi is nearly 30 and knows what she wants in life (scratch head) 190
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 18hI do not like trust or want to be around furries I don’t care how nice they are!!!!!!!! 250
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lovely clients yesterday said that im so beautiful and funny I remind them of a young Kirsty alley I was like ok that’s a new one but thank you ladies….. 060
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wish someone would write a rap song about spending time with not that attractive women with the national average body type and a good heart , 060
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There was an electrician in the house and she wasn’t sure about it all 0361
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Husband is like have you ever had a “red lobster cheddar bay biscuit” the fuck does that mean you American demon ??? 2250
Reposted by kelsieIain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And it's hard to peepee poopoo In the cold November rain 052
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Love when shit is idyllic makes me think that gay little Wordsworth was on to something 080
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026kelsiemorris.substack.com/p/daniel?r=8... pls read the story about the time my internet friend killed a mankelsiemorris.substack.comDanielWhen I was 12 years old I met a boy online. 2200
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am listening to the waterboys the whole of the moon on full ball in my headphones on the toilet at work while I crap and shit 120
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hate ALDI trying to force a European shopping experience on HARD WORKING AUSTRALIANS 0111
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Working on something really boring and stupid for you guys 👍 0120
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Imagine all your friends get a razor scooter and you get the globber 1200
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When I was 20 and living in a share house we would drink goon out of milkshake glasses and listen to hurricane by bob Dylan every Friday night idk we just really liked hurricane by bob Dylan 160
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They’re saying 34yr old white women with a little soul in em can’t have a nice Friday at work 1150
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sat down on the floor of the shower this morning and fantasised about being completely alone in a cabin in the woods for 6-8 months 091
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lord help me I have to go back to Florida next year I think 250
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 23/09/20261. Do you even like me 2. Do you think my friends are pretty 3. If I died would you even care 4. Do you have a girlfriend on world of Warcraft 0211
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My husband loves introducing the budgies to different music and I like to make a corresponding little picture for him. this week it’s Japanese city pop 0230
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Stupid ass job got out half an hour late because we needed to come up with a way to make sure this rat didn’t get to its stitches 3542
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026White knuckled through body image terror and wore swimwear in public and THIS IS WHAT I GET 010
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Too many men who think they’re good looking out and about this morning. You can tell. 140
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Check this out, maybe you want to rethink crossing me,,.. 1100
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Guy ran a red and went through the pedestrian crossing while I was crossing but gave me a little apology wave so now I feel bad that he felt bad 270
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Despite some regrettable comments about the cretinous people of France I was still invited to the beach today 0120
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Two rats who come here are instagram famous and I get kind of shy around them 0200
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I hear a French accent and I get pissed off immediately i don’t know why it’s something ancient ingrained in me. 2101
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nobody at work can stay mad at you if you hit them w one of these 090
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Big into 9/11 documentaries at the moment and I usually roll my eyes at New York people jacking themselves off about their firefighters and shit but actually yeah those firefighters were brave and should be sucked off every day in perpetuity 190
Reposted by kelsiekelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Him: you better not have been chewing on blue crepe paper again Me: 1538
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I got a pay rise and went for a soak with one of my best buds this morning and got in the car and she got me a big bunch of flowers for no reason and then I got home and my husband had breakfast waiting and my beautiful animals are all being happy and gorgeous!!!! Now I’m taking a nap! 2200
kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If I saw him irl I’d lose the ability to speak full sentences 020
