Reposted by JosephUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The team with the most wins two years in a row doesn’t belong there? Best run differential over that time too- but OK Ashley 😂 3101
Reposted by JosephColin @colin-fraser.net · 04/10/2026Sometimes I head over to X to find an old tweet of mine or something like that and it’s shocking how evil it is now. The most inhuman putrid malevolent posts are all at the top of the feed. Literal Hell on Earth. 28947100
Reposted by JosephHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026Lot of words when the term “stalking” already exists.tampabay.com2 Pinellas deputies arrested for tracking people they were interested in, sheriff saysOne deputy queried a license plate reader database 300 times to track a woman, Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said. 141344336
Reposted by Josephsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there are no bangers only zuul 715545
Reposted by JosephMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026maha has planted seeds of medical distrust and misinformation and it has harmed so many and will continue to do so for who knows how long 3976
Reposted by JosephSpokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026Send Stephen Miller to The Hague. 21275802504
Reposted by JosephBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today’s Baseball Name (submitted by @localfavorite.bsky.social) is Pickles Dillhoefer 919113
Reposted by JosephBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today’s Baseball Name is Skywalker Mann 2231413
Reposted by JosephThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti… 262026242
Reposted by Josephkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026is it say hello, it’s say hello isn’t it 1316535
Reposted by JosephDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bro, you can’t always be that horny. Go outside and talk to the birds instead of your dick 2919560
Reposted by JosephGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven 2926567
Reposted by JosephGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026what in the fuck is going on 743013482
Reposted by Josephnora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 25/09/2026i think its this and that when you are surrounded by people who are sucking up to you and who are served by laughing at your jokes its a lot harder to workshop your jokes. the rich friends probably also are giving subpar comedic feedback too tbh 1496
Reposted by JosephJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026getting kicked out of the LOTR book club for pronouncing gollum with a soft g 84102497
Reposted by JosephPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all these people sound like this: 62261534
Reposted by JosephUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i’m no hercule poirot but 1002037290
Reposted by Josephdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world 592119382
Reposted by JosephThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite… 1804737701
Reposted by JosephCharles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for 358681790
Reposted by JosephBrian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There is something so unbelievably bleak about an article that calmly walks readers through how to navigate being laid off after 50, losing your health insurance, and somehow surviving the years until Medicare. What a broken country.nytimes.comLaid Off After 50, and No Health Insurance? Here’s What to Consider. (Gift Article)At best, older workers will struggle to find health insurance that bridges the years before they qualify for Medicare at age 65. 762475762
Reposted by JosephStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026GUY WHO CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME “JAPAN”: 152368240
Reposted by Joseph🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Reposting b/c Ko-fi unpublished my page, so here's my Venmo: As many of you know, I was fired from my non-profit job 2 wks ago for my social media despite me never disclosing my name, location, profession, or org. I was there for ~9 yrs & had built a career. My benefits/insurance were gone same day. 1613663
Reposted by Josephcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026how about you stupid assholes stop talking about trans people as if they're any kind of problem anywhere at all. how about you address some actual fucking issues. who gives a shit 201107138
Reposted by JosephGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i hope reincarnation is real so i can get around my lifetime ban at Dave and Busters 1328676
Reposted by JosephBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir. 10085551484
Reposted by Joseph🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026what if we kissed at the fuck shed 3837785
Reposted by JosephBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the best part of grocery shopping is when the cashier making basically nothing tells me i owe $100 for basically nothing 213034
Reposted by JosephRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations 81162253
Reposted by Josephalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true 232141523
Reposted by JosephRetro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube 3266901707
Reposted by JosephBen Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality? 2136781123
Reposted by JosephEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Little did the victim know, his attacker's name was Stabby McStabberson 3341
Reposted by Josephalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026sorry, no. i took Silicon Valley out to the woods and i made sure it didn't have any bread in its pockets to leave a trail 1421
Reposted by Josephthe most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 13/09/2026“i’m scared and i’m trying to triangulate how to win these key races by appealing to a perfect model of a voter” vs 611832
Reposted by JosephBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There’s just a beautiful contemplative dignity to this little guy 25150162
Reposted by JosephJohn in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026 171103411924
Reposted by Josephandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/01/2024At dinner, we go around the table and share our worst intrusive thoughts of the day 718772
Reposted by JosephHenry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026An incredible piece of Simpsons history uploaded to YouTube today: The Tracy Ullman short “Family Therapy” was repurposed as a theatrical short before 1989’s The War of the Roses—released 9 days before the Xmas special. This 35mm film scan has an original opening I’ve not seen before!youtu.beThe Simpsons Family Therapy (1989} -35mm - Flat - Mono - UHDYouTube video by The Scan Man Gallery 10304117