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Joseph

@moonmoneyismine.bsky.social
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San Francisco. Poet. Home of the bizarre rant. Relies too much on Simpsons references to establish a human connection. Work in @underscoremag.bsky.social, Puerto del Sol, Rivet Journal, @eunoiareview.bsky.social

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The team with the most wins two years in a row doesn’t belong there? Best run differential over that time too- but OK Ashley 😂
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Joseph @moonmoneyismine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This Simpsons sign gag ass sign
Sign that says “where Silicon Valley banks” pointing to “first citizens innovation banking” and underneath it says “formerly Silicon Valley bank”
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I head over to X to find an old tweet of mine or something like that and it’s shocking how evil it is now. The most inhuman putrid malevolent posts are all at the top of the feed. Literal Hell on Earth.
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Joseph @moonmoneyismine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And Leon’s getting larger!!
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Lot of words when the term “stalking” already exists.
tampabay.com
2 Pinellas deputies arrested for tracking people they were interested in, sheriff says
One deputy queried a license plate reader database 300 times to track a woman, Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are no bangers only zuul
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maha has planted seeds of medical distrust and misinformation and it has harmed so many and will continue to do so for who knows how long
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name (submitted by @localfavorite.bsky.social) is Pickles Dillhoefer
Pickles Dillhoefer
Position: Catcher
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
5-7, 154lb (170cm, 69kg)
Born: October 13, 1893 in Cleveland, OH
More bio, uniform, draft, salary info v
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Skywalker Mann
Skywalker Mann
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
5-9, 185lb (175cm, 83kg)
Born: April 9, 2003 (Age: 23-172d) in Lee's Summit, MO
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is it say hello, it’s say hello isn’t it
Shark diver reveals the one thing you should do if a shark approaches you 
               👋🏼 🦈 👋🏼
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro, you can’t always be that horny. Go outside and talk to the birds instead of your dick
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
what in the fuck is going on
display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 25/09/2026
i think its this and that when you are surrounded by people who are sucking up to you and who are served by laughing at your jokes its a lot harder to workshop your jokes. the rich friends probably also are giving subpar comedic feedback too tbh
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
getting kicked out of the LOTR book club for pronouncing gollum with a soft g
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m no hercule poirot but
“Outside” headline reads “She lived with 20 wild bears for 28 years. Then they found her clean-picked bones. What killed her is a mystery.”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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Joseph @moonmoneyismine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet, NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is something so unbelievably bleak about an article that calmly walks readers through how to navigate being laid off after 50, losing your health insurance, and somehow surviving the years until Medicare. What a broken country.
nytimes.com
Laid Off After 50, and No Health Insurance? Here’s What to Consider. (Gift Article)
At best, older workers will struggle to find health insurance that bridges the years before they qualify for Medicare at age 65.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
GUY WHO CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME “JAPAN”:
Maps screenshot showing “Sushi Island”
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Reposting b/c Ko-fi unpublished my page, so here's my Venmo: As many of you know, I was fired from my non-profit job 2 wks ago for my social media despite me never disclosing my name, location, profession, or org. I was there for ~9 yrs & had built a career. My benefits/insurance were gone same day.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 21/09/2026
what in the literal fuck
Over at Facebook, the U.S. Department of War [sic] has posted "Welcome to the Pentagon Jake and Logan Paul" [absence of comma also sic], with photos.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
how about you stupid assholes stop talking about trans people as if they're any kind of problem anywhere at all. how about you address some actual fucking issues. who gives a shit
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Omfg
Zachary Cohen
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NEW: The US military was prepared to board a Chinese vessel in the Middle East earlier this spring -- during war with Iran --after an intel report concluded it was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program.
But just before the planned operation, officials discovered the report had been generated w/ help of Al & chatbot used by the analyst inaccurately identified what the ship was carrying, sources tell @KatieBoLillis & me.
19:13 • 18 Sep 26 • 2M Views
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i hope reincarnation is real so i can get around my lifetime ban at Dave and Busters
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026
what if we kissed at the fuck shed
A metal shed with the words “FUCK SHED” written on it with spray paint. There’s also a giant dick drawn on the side of the shed.
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤝
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the best part of grocery shopping is when the cashier making basically nothing tells me i owe $100 for basically nothing
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023
HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026
Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Little did the victim know, his attacker's name was Stabby McStabberson
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sorry, no. i took Silicon Valley out to the woods and i made sure it didn't have any bread in its pockets to leave a trail
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 13/09/2026
“i’m scared and i’m trying to triangulate how to win these key races by appealing to a perfect model of a voter” vs
the andor rhydo scene
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s good Bluesky
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.s... • 5d
I'm not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 1/2
Bob's BBQ
Emporium
Catering & Events 608-477-0782
ALT
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Katie Tiedrich
@katietiedrich.bsky.social
THUS SPAKE BOB 2/2
bobsbbq3.bsky.social@bobsbbq3.b... 3d
Bob here. I still have the original pencil drawing I did of the pig. Scanned it and sent it to my daughter who converted it to the logo with photoshop. My goal was to make it simple and recognizable. (Guess it worked out)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s just a beautiful contemplative dignity to this little guy
The bbq pig
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble added, indicating he is saying what the quoted post says
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/01/2024
At dinner, we go around the table and share our worst intrusive thoughts of the day
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
An incredible piece of Simpsons history uploaded to YouTube today: The Tracy Ullman short “Family Therapy” was repurposed as a theatrical short before 1989’s The War of the Roses—released 9 days before the Xmas special. This 35mm film scan has an original opening I’ve not seen before!
youtu.be
The Simpsons Family Therapy (1989} -35mm - Flat - Mono - UHD
YouTube video by The Scan Man Gallery
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Joseph @moonmoneyismine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Moe is our leader 🫡
An image of The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curly), saluting, in front of an American flag. Shemp is suspiciously absent 😒, posted on Instagram from the official Three Stooges account and Officialc3entertaint. 

The text says “The Three Stooges are honoring and remembering all those who lost their lives in the 9/11 attacks. We salute all of our first responders and military personnel who stepped up to the protection of the city. We’ll never forget and make sure to honor them every day.”
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