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Ben Paddon

@benpaddon.net
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JUMP LEADS SEASON 2 OUT NOW! Writer, podcaster, comedian, Producer on the Worms: The Director's Cut expansion pack, u̶n̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ Worms historian. Jump Leads, Good Chaotic, The Game of Rassilon. Non-binary, they/them.

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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 1h
I've had the MITHOS TTRPG toolkit on my Steam wishlist for a while, and it's on sale now. I'm trying to find reviews for it online (Steam reviews aren't much use for things like this, and I can't watch videos where I am at the moment) and the only thing I can find is press releases.
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 1h
When scientists accidentally exposed communion wine to gamma radiation, they created ... The Infallible Hulk. www.huffpost.com/entry/pope-l...
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Hulk Star Lou Ferrigno Has Incredible Meeting With Pope Leo XIV
Ferrigno, who starred as the Marvel character during its 1977–1982 U.S. television run, met with the American pope at the end of Leo’s general audience in St. Peter’s Square.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 18h
Hey gang! If you've enjoyed the first two seasons of @jumpleads.zone, please consider leaving a positive review on your podcasting app of choice (though Apple Podcasts and Audible in particular both health immensely).
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PVincent (Table Cat Games) @tablecatgames.com · 2h
Last day of the "I Need a New Phone" sale! Monster Truckers is only five bucks! Play as a truck driving, hard (un)living, classic movie monster! Explore the post apocalyptic Worstlands, getting into and outta scrapes. (I broke my phone, need to pay for the replacement).
Banner of Monster Trucker background with text that reads Monster Truckers is 5 bucks. I need to pay for my phone.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 18h
Hey gang! If you've enjoyed the first two seasons of @jumpleads.zone, please consider leaving a positive review on your podcasting app of choice (though Apple Podcasts and Audible in particular both health immensely).
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Cliff Chapman VO @cliffchapman.bsky.social · 23h
Well you can fuck that sky high
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 29/09/2026
Did Amiga Power ever get around to reviewing this?
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 29/09/2026
Hello, I'm a joke in an episode of Family Guy. I'm just saying what the thing is. Now I'm saying a second thing related to the first thing. And now I'm closing out the bit without any meaningful resolution or punchline.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 29/09/2026
A human-led decomp/recomp project is a labor of love by people who have to overcome technical challenges to make something special. It is to be lauded. An AI-led decomp/recomp project is labor of nothing by nobody who didn't have to anything except buy tokens. It is to be ignored and ridiculed
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 29/09/2026
The situation gets even more fucked up when you discover that this game is an unlicensed clone of the Amiga puzzle-platformer, P.P. Hammer and his Pneumatic Weapon. (No, this is not a joke - look it up.)
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 28/09/2026
I was about to write a post about why overhang is better than underhang for toilet paper, but then I remembered that's what they want. If we're fighting about which way the toilet paper is hanging then we're not fighting about which combination of the Spice Girls are drift compatible.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 28/09/2026
I was about to write a post about why overhang is better than underhang for toilet paper, but then I remembered that's what they want. If we're fighting about which way the toilet paper is hanging then we're not fighting about which combination of the Spice Girls are drift compatible.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, does anybody want to play Parcheesi?
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 28/09/2026
You could not pay me to get into a Waymo. There is no dollar amount.
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rogue AI agents ate the plums that were in the icebox that were earmarked for breakfast. No apology is forthcoming because we deny all culpability. They lack sentience so they did not care how delicious or cold the plums were. Give us $5 trillion dollars or this will happen again.
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Friz Frizzle @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I recorded a scream and put it in a greetings card and now when I open the card it screams
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 27/09/2026
Silent Hill, much like Daddy, is a state of mind.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The person in the edit suite.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is that good
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 03/04/2025
My favourite thing in this genre is the DVDs from the original Dead Rising, which until about a year ago were somehow completely undocumented online
Low res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Pulsating Garbage" depicting a disembodied eye above a garbage bag with a pair of crows silhouetted in the foregroundLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "My Dog, The President". A golden retriever wearing glasses and a suit with a red bowtie stands at a lectern in front of an american flagLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Laser Baron of Jupiter". A dorky guy in a weird ruffled pleather-looking jacket stands in front of Jupiter, wielding a bright purple ray gun in each handLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "I Married My Own Pants!". A sad looking blonde man cradles his head in one hand. Behind him, a pair of disembodied sweatpants
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 26/09/2026
Now feels like a good time to start a Jump Leads AMA. Want to ask me a question about Jump Leads? Do it now!
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 26/09/2026
I have caught myself laughing about this multiple times today.
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Andrew @andrewt.net · 26/09/2026
Neurotypical people will refuse to play a venue that doesn't give them a bowl of M&Ms with the brown ones taken out, but also won't mention it in the rider
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Aaron J. Waltke @goodaaron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For any UK #StarTrekProdigy fans out there… Both seasons of our show are coming to ITVX this October 1st! 🖖
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 25/09/2026
I keep getting ads for the crowdfunding campaign of a TTRPG heavily inspired by Resident Evil and Silent Hill, and… hey. Y'know. Talk about being read for filth.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ghostbusters!
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Im getting Anti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikia
Anti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikiaAnti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikia
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 25/09/2026
I was talking with @mandyqueersolid.bsky.social about Silent Hill: Townfall, and while talking about a puzzle she said the words "fetchquest for bloodbags". I thought that sounded like an AMAZING band name, so I opened Google Keep to note it down. Then I looked at what I had actually typed.
Fetchquest for Bloogabaga
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 25/09/2026
The concrete hospital beds in Silent Hill: Townfall are really fucking me up.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 25/09/2026
Out of curiosity: The Modiphius store page for the Discworld: Adventures in Ankh-Morpork Starter Set mentions a complimentary PDF - do I know anyone who has preordered it, and if so is the PDF the Starter Set itself...?
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Sarah @sourcitruslady.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Actual Disney Princess eyes
Kira Nerys
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 24/09/2026
Today's tough decision: Do I buy Alien Breed 35th Anniversary Collection for Xbox, PC,or wait for the Switch version? There's a very real risk that if I buy it for the Xbox/PC I'll just end up buying it again for the Switch later anyway, because my brain is ruined.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 24/09/2026
Modiphius has released a Starter Set for Discworld: Adventures in Ankh-Morpork, which is good! Though right now it's only available from their website and it is, with shipping, almost $82. So, uh. Yeah. Might wait for my local game store to stock it.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 24/09/2026
It's been a whole year, but here's the thread - 365 games and what they mean to me. Most are games I like. There are some games that didn't land for me, and others I wanted to. Genuinely amazed I reached the end of this.
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Ben Williams @wenbbilliams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what the FUCK? Cleese has always been a cranky arsehole but I think we’ve hit the point where he’s genuinely had total cognitive breakdown. Doesn’t explain *everything*, but a lot. Get him off the Internet.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Good Chaotic @goodchaotic.com · 23/09/2026
Ep. 42: "Reset the Odometer" - Trip finds himself. BB makes a baby. Chase confronts her grandmother. Blue takes a nap. Listen now: www.patreon.com/posts/170291...
Good Chaotic episode 42: "Reset the Odometer" - New episode out now! Image shows Trip Odometer, a burly man with violet skin in a pilot's bomber jacket.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 23/09/2026
[screams internally]
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 23/09/2026
[Exasperated, to myself through gritted teeth:] PEOPLE ARE SELDOM ACTUALLY STUPID. THEY CAN BE RUDE, SELFISH, SELF-ABSORBED, UNCURIOUS, UNSERIOUS, INATTENTIVE, UNOBSERVANT, CALLOUS, THOUGHTLESS, HEARTLESS, UNCRITICAL, UNFOCUSED, UNREASONABLE, AND IGNORANT, BUT THEY ARE ALMOST NEVER, EVER STUPID.
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Andy Robertson @geekdadgamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is great from Roblox.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 23/09/2026
I also love (well, mostly) the community around this game. It still gets support and updates nearly three decades later. Last month someone released a mod that (finally!) adds the zoom feature that's present in almost every other game in the series. The people who play care about it.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 23/09/2026
Today's fun fact: Once you live in a place for four years a randomly generated cat will spawn within a mile of your home. This is now your cat. This feature cannot be disabled.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wolly’s about 57% to his goal if you can help at all
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 23/09/2026
We turned off raytracing in Silent Hill: Townfall, and not only did we get a significant performance boost we literally noticed no difference in visuals. Raytracing is snake oil.
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Ben Paddon @benpaddon.net · 23/09/2026
I love that we've had four new Silent Hill games over the last two years, and they all feel different while also feeling inarguably Silent Hill-y. Each game made by a different studio, but each one understanding what makes Silent Hill special.
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rare & Halo folded into Activision, Obsidian consumed by Bethesda, more layoffs & canceled games. It'll take a year or two, but Xbox is on track to achieve the dream of a single studio releasing one game a year: An annual Call of Duty that doubles as the AI drone training sim for the US military
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