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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The idea that "Nazis like Wagner" (never really true) let people conjure a fantasy of sophisticated but monstrous high-culture fascists. But no, Curzio Malaparte made that stuff up to save his own neck, and there was that cool clockwork guy in Hellboy, but real fascists are hooting chuds.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 25/09/2026
got to watch nothern minnesota guy yesterday order lunch. turkey sandwich. nothing in it, just the turkey. white bread. catholicism tells you to feel guilt over desire; nordic protestantism frees you from desire itself
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steph @fkareynolds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
big wheel keep on turning...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
daily affirmations
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 13/07/2025
Call me a child left behind cause this bush got me acting stupid
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looking at Elizabeth Holmes normally is a lot like how it feels to look at any other human being on a macro dose of hallucinogens
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
straight people love trying to police pride and then get arrested for assault at their 6 y/o's little league game
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
fascinated by the shit I'll watch on youtube when I need to satisfy my craving for slop. watching people I don't know play this video game I'll never play myself. it must be a rhythm and repetition thing. I wonder if ancient people dissociated to the epics when they were told aloud lol
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/08/2026
Full-cal sodas are empty calories but charged with positive spiritual energy. Conversely, each time I drink a Coke Zero I know the ease of infinite consumption has put me on a dark and twisted path. “A vice with no consequences is no vice—it is the sandbox of cowards” - the Buddha i think
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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Chorus!! (🎂10/23) @digichorus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in peace Dolly Parton, you were an icon above many
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
still seeing the odd "trump is making the US look foolish!" wrt the iran situation, & i want to point out that that is not the bad thing about the US attacking iran. the bad thing is the violence and destruction, the US losing face is the silver lining
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/08/2026
police warn human traffickers made of fentanyl are kidnapping white children and forcing them to eat razor blade halloween candy on the dark web
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A collage of over 150 Game Over logos from various Shmups.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 30/07/2026
The "we are fucking under attack" lady but the caption is "our age of bronze is /Collapsing/"
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Our Age of Bronze is collapsing, Liz Lemon
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Friend of Carmilla @vitabreva.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This misadventure is probably at least partial inspiration for Cajun Grimes
Screenshot of a Twitter post dated April 25, 2022

• Coffee Lovers and Fans & O @tonyhawktruther
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Elon Musk: I am offering $43 billion, to purchase
Twitter
Cajun Grimes: When ze hole in ze tin roof from ze las' tempête still needs a-patchin'? When ze enfants Exa Dark Sideræl, Boudreaux, and X Æ A-12 still need zey new Sunday clothes? When zere ain't no meat in ze gumbo pot?
5:33 PM • Apr 25, 2022
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
just spit out my water
Tweet:

Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine 2d
sometimes you can tell from a person's underlining in a used book that they aren't going to make it

Quote tweet:

The first page of Moby Dick and someone highlighted and annotated “call me Ishmael” with “His name.”
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Telemachus: without me the throne will be lost Penelope: empty throne? I have been sitting on that empty throne for TWENTY YEARS Odysseus:
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"THE ODYSSEY is historically inaccurate" Oh word, did you notice that there is a Cyclops in it
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 20/07/2026
venn diagram meme, three circles

1. no kink at pride
2. the curtains were fucking blue
3. I asked chatgpt and here's what it said:

1-2 intersection: sex scenes in movies are pointless
2-3 intersection: oh you think you're better than me?
3-1 intersection: "degeneracy" is just zoomer slang

centre intersection: upcoming reactionary movement

caption: developments under capital in 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Thomas @lenOkiller
Every journalist: This lil piece is taking forever but it WILL be a masterpiece... send hugs :/
Finished article: Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning.
4:11 PM • 2022-01-30
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/07/2026
It's obviously infuriating when this happens but I take a little issue with the "literacy crisis" framing of this topic because I kind of believe at most points in history, people were a bunch of dipshits who wouldn't change their mind. We're just exposed to more of them now.
Im annoyed with the literacy crisis because im finding that sometimes you can explain something to someone in heavy detail and provide them with reference material and all that will do is make them angrier because they cant comprehend what they were told or read what they were provided.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it is not actually anyone's unalienable human right to drive as fast and as dangerously as you want at all times, idk who told them that. and i don't care about the "flow of traffic" either
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
autism autumn @fivepoisonskid
me at 19: i must figure out a unified theory of aesthetics
me at 29: the chili i made was even
better the next day
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A very common thing in our society is a kind of assumed belief that people of different races and sexualities first started appearing anywhere as early as the 1930’s to as late as the 1987 film Mannequin
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You jolt awake. Pounding on the door so hard the walls are all shivering. Feels like the door is getting full on body slammed. Your pets are going crazy. Check the clock on the night table: 3:55 AM. Look through the peephole. What do you do
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/07/2026
Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either
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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
tfw you take way too much benadryl
indiana jones poster with text "the man with the hat is back, and this time he's bringing his dad"
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SHREW @shrewtape.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Thank you, gay son, for your wisdom, and thank you, thot daughter, for your courage.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
(longest audio in the world)
A YouTube clip labeled Bigfoot Screams (longest audio in the world)
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
et in the river with moe’s “no funeral” sign
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...
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Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/05/2026
The three genders (nonbuynary)
What is your gender? 
Please select one.

Male 
Female 
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
James Joyce is gonna read this and come back from the dead so he can publish Finnegan's Wake 2 out of sheer spite.
Threads post from "real_mstar_author"

hot take: we should be writing books with accessibility in mind.

shorter chucked paragraphs and more approachable prose should be industry standard
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’ll do the high hopes dance every day for the rest of my life if he can pull off one of these.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A man with big eyelashe, big lips, doing a hip pop and sporting a cunty expression stands behind a man on the computer. The man on the computer says "can you please stop serving cunt? I'm trying to get these spreadsheets done." The man types dutifully while his compatriot continues to serve cunt. The computer man looks longingly at the cunt-server. He gets up and also serves cunt.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
After having seen STAR WARS 500 times as a kid, I remember having my mind blown learning that the entire "the death star is about to blow up the rebel base as its being attacked" beat of the ending was invented in the editing room using outtakes and ADR. variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com
Marcia Lucas, Oscar-Winning ‘Star Wars’ Editor, Dies at 80
Marcia Lucas, George Lucas' former wife and Oscar-winning editor of 'Star Wars,' died Wednesday. She was 80.
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🍂0x1eaf ΘΔ @0x1eaf.dev · 26/05/2026
i'm not the only one who thinks this
Tumblr exchange.
quetzalrofl asked: A number you WANT to like, but can't quite get there?
teaboot answered: 42
mobilis-in-mobili: Mr Boot do you HONESTLY need a better reason than The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
teaboot: it's the genX 67.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
He has no one in his inner circle looking out for him, no one to protect him from those who only want to exploit him.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i hope the only thing that survives of our culture is garfield comics and weird nerds always bring it up to try and sound smart
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