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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 8h
From my series 100 Years Ago Today: Real People Tell Their Real Stories. #1: Doorman
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 5h
Hey guys, hot shot actor here. I have a pretty sweet life acting in big movies and having a ton of money and being celebrated everywhere I go for as long as I live. Guess what though, I also want to be a musician :)
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 22h
My funko pop collection is coming along quite shittily. zero funko pops to my name so far
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The members of Fleetwood Mac should've released all that tension in their band by having sex with each other
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The nation's truckers have announced plans to move into the left lane for some reason
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Old movie stars from the 40s be having names like Dick Clit
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Data centers should be called Dada centers-- because they don't make any damn sense
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always sometimes wonder about stuff
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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good news: I saw a big beautiful butterfly
a big beautiful butterfly atop a big red flower
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cmon man
screenshot from hospital website reading:

ST. JOSEPH HOSPITAL
A Member of Covenant Health

Jacquelyn Hyde, MD
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Turn that scowl upside-dowl
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outerspace.com @outerspacedotcom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw C3PO's penis
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This mf should be called La Monte Old!
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm forever in my debt
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rules are probably rules
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thinking about becoming the saddest person in the world
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fat S'hits
album cover for the Fats Domino compilation Fats' Hits
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Renting this thinking it's the one with Paul Giamatti's trip through wine country
poster for the 1993 action fantasy classic Sidekicks
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They should build a cube that plays games
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you think Inspector Gadget has ever made love
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ten years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. And we still do. Everything is fine. It's the year 2001. September 10, 2001
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The word "glam" is short for "giant clam"
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨 ALERT: there's a good deal on chips at the store 🚨
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They made a movie about Tony
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I had a dream everyone was hanging out
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
interesting...
google result for the first simpsons episode that's just a bunch of ai gibberish
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Interesting Man
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vandals have gone berzerk on the Kirk work at the Burke
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
download the obelisk now
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am 0/4 of my way to getting an EGOT
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Eat of this pizza, for it is my flesh. And dip of this creamy ranch, for it is my blood
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Not all who vahnder are lost..." -Dracula
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All Schlongs Go to Heaven
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All computers should have a built-in "Thank you" button that you can press when it does a good job
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our Shit Ass President
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember in February 2002 my dad called it "nine one one" and I was like "I think everyone's saying 'nine eleven'"
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charlie Dork
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Every picture of the late, disgraced podcaster looks like this
one of those Goombas from the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The last thing I remember hearing from Charlie Kirk before he got shot was him saying some weird shit about touching his own anus, which he still made really racist somehow
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Irksome jerk Kirk murked at work
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Doritos on a paper plate just hit different..
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Bashful Pornographer
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I used to call me on my cell phone
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If your flyer is made with ai, I'm not coming to your event. I'm also probably not coming if it wasn't made with ai. I'm busy
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'll pay any price
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sucking all the life out of the room is good actually
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm post-heating the oven to zero degrees
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