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Kyle Marquis

@moochava.bsky.social
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he/him. Writer and game designer. Silverworld, V:TM—Night Road, Pon Para. Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names is out now! www.choiceofgames.com/werewolf-the-…

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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 2h
Great night at the Iron Horse. Saw Ali, an Indonesian psychedelic funk band. Terrific music. Imagine if there was a SHAFT IN JAKARTA and then imagine the soundtrack.
Grubby alleyWarren Zevon posterMusicians jamming on stage under the IRON HORSE sign
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 5h
I'm at the Iron Horse for a show and the old people here are so much cooler than me. They're wearing t-shirts that aren't band t-shirts, they're shirts about, like, musical concepts that I don't understand.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 15h
This is a model case study for “here’s how to murder, you can do it to a child, and they won’t even say you did it they’ll just say the victim got in the way of the weapon”
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 8h
Turgid six-parter about Batman rescuing contractors on the Death Star
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 10h
I like how Swan Boy remembers his real life about as clearly as my players remember last month's D&D session
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Weeb Simpsons @weebsimpsons.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Cecil enjoys a mangaBob is pedanticCecil is frustrated
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels
the wheel of samsara with a kitty powerless against the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death, and rebirth
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 22h
I think a fun way to achieve a kind of immortality would be to summit Everest and then get nude at the very top and die in an attempted self-suck position. Try to get frozen to the spot so they can't get you down and everyone has to deal with you forever. A quick before and after of the concept.
A photo of a smiling man in an orange snowsuit standing at the peak of Mt. Everest, his arms raised in triumph The same photo, but now there is a crude doodle of a figure crouched at the triumphant climber's feet. The figure is dead and frozen and looks like he's trying to suck his own dick, which is fairly shriveled from the intense cold.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 15h
Regular people are starting to notice that everyone whose job is to improve or maintain the economy are going out of their way to sabotage it, not just to rip the copper out of the walls, but out of ideological belief in the virtue of destruction. That has folks troubled.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 15h
All these sport-based toys remind me of one of the great hater anthems, "My Perfect Cousin" by The Undertones
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The Undertones - My Perfect Cousin (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by The Undertones
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 15h
Mamdani came to me in a dream last night. Nothing sexy, he just wanted to explain "edible bike lanes."
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draculaderonda @scanningtwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo: tabby cat puglsey sprawled out ridiculously. black cat adeline is next to him in a more normal way
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 15h
One reason I don't argue with AI boosters on here (I just block them after whispering the Curse of Ra) is that there's no reason to argue with copy-pasted slop.
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Javier Alemán 🇮🇨🇵🇸 @javieraleman.bsky.social · 18h
Soy muy pesado, pero este juego sigue siendo el mejor de todos los de texto de Mundo de Tinieblas (y mira que el nivel es alto) Es tan bueno que hasta me sirvió de inspiración para varias cositas en una partida mía: javieraleman.wordpress.com/2026/09/24/p...
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Post-mortem de Sobre Rodillas Ensangrentadas
Cada partida terminada siendo adultos es una conquista. Va disección.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I resent how media always shows d&d being played with battle mats, miniatures and dice. Instead, my group uses a blender, tequila and triple sec hahaha. Anyways, no mr officer, I won't be taking that breathalyzer so you might have to try and arrest me
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One reason to learn about things outside your major is so that you have something to talk about with people at parties and on dates. No amount of money will make up for you being a crushing bore. History majors learn this early but I guess it takes other people longer.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't have this exact set but I had a mechanical ice hockey game I got for Christmas in '86 or so, and all through high school, that damn thing was always the biggest hit. The Genesis and later the N64 and PS1 went neglected so my friends could flip a tiny puck around.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(with the lack of shame you've come to expect)
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Vampire: The Masquerade — Night Road
The elders have entrusted you, an elite vampire courier, to deliver their secrets. Can you outrun the hunters, the other drivers, and the rising sun?
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mu, I am TRYING to post
Cat in front of the laptop
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For a horrible moment I thought the guy who invented Hooters was named Warwick Hooters
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We Are the Mutants @wearethemutants.com · 28/09/2026
ICYMI: A trip back to the early-'80s wonderland of the Sears Wish Book: rec rooms, handheld electronic games, and disco pinball!
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we're not saying you'll succeed, but you can try
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The origins of Andor are in the scene in The Star Wars Holiday Special when an older woman barkeep sings a ironic Kurt Weill-like cabaret number to keep the peace and protect her community from a massacre while reminding them that all bad times end. In this essay I-:I am eaten by a Rancor:
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i saw them when they opened for Crush Zone
a warning sign. at top, in an orange box, it reads ! WARNING

The text at bottom is Crush Zone. Keep Clear.

The center of the sign is a stick figure warning man being crushed between two black and white striped boxes, with arrows pointing in their direction of travel, which is right into the poor guy's ribs. he is flailing his arms in the air, presumably in deathly agony.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A big reason Cornell and other universities don't pursue investigations of sexual assaults at fraternities is, I suspect, the knowledge that once they lift that rock even SLIGHTLY they'll be legally required by Title IX to call in fucking AIRSTRIKES on entire rows of Greek life houses
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 28/09/2026
The Republican base, a collection of emotional children overtired on a sugar rush of bigotry and culture war, are turning on the President and here’s our opportunity to co-opt their incoherent concerns
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The current gambling situation isn't catastrophic enough. It's time for something I call the "tontine parlay"
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Players will choose to make themselves miserable and have a bad time if you let them" is an unpleasant lesson to learn about game design.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still quote your explanation for not letting players attempt to blow open locks in NV (with a high chance of destroying the contents) being that metagamers would just endlessly reload and never put a single point into lockpicking. changed how I thought about incidental incentivization
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 28/09/2026
everywhere else: yeah i called the city and they said the timeline for closing up the portal to hell on our street is 6 months to a year and to just keep any small animals inside so they're not carried away by swarms of bats

new yorkers: mayor mamdani can i have another ride on the chocolate ferris wheel?

zohran mamdani : of course you can sweetheart but dont forget to take 40 dollars from the bucket of 20s and punch a landlord in the tummy first
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stuck at the auto body shop and they're playing The Price is Right and I feel like I'm home sick from school in 1996
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a good thread that goes deep into what connects "AI," NFTs, and the general cluelessness of tech creeps.
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People like "oh the back rooms are so scary" man I've worked customer service, show me the front rooms, that's the true face of horror
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
antifa girlfriend @lllliatttt 2c
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Snooby @DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children, Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
Kedrick James @goobkedrick . 3o
Unknowingly wore my Kalshi hoodie to the gym this morning and an older black gentleman compared the damage Kalshi is doing to young black men to the KKK and so I think I might have to keep this o...
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I anchored an entire game around "Muhammed's Radio," though I think my favorite is "Johnny Strikes Up the Band." Pleasantly jaunty.
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fantastic read. “I think we’re laboring under a moment in which many believe that the sole function of art is to provide moral guidance.”
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Swimming in It: Art and (Im)Morality
Jen Silverman on how imprecise terms such as likability and problematic presuppose that art can be deemed good, bad, moral, or immoral based on a liberal or conservative lens. Instead, arts institutio...
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alpha test review complete. Gonna spend the next week or so adding powers to the midgame, then I have to put the midgame together (it's still in pieces). But the actual heart of the story, the Core Weird Thing, is finally, finally coming together, thanks to a messy pile of old Vertigo comics.
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lou-ellen (fear and louthing) @louceph.com · 27/09/2026
sorry i really hate asking but if anybody needs promo art, concept art, books or album covers, anything, please consider hiring me
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robert Eggers directing an episode of The Pitt that's otherwise normal except he makes everyone talk axlxl fxuxcxkxexd uxp
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really gotta fuckin [bleep so long it makes you late for work tomorrow]
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Data from Star Trek saying "You may experience the emptiness with me if you wish."
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Continuing to watch Neagley and it's incredibly funny that the bad guys are a '60s hippie cult, except the timelines no longer work in 2026, so the guitar-strumming cult leader isn't into folk rock, he's into post-punk and New Wave
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's right.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
happy 25th anniversary to whatever this was
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Zoolander
COMEDY
90 minutes PC-13 - 2001
Roger Ebert
September 28, 2001
4 min read
There have been articles lately asking why the United States is so hated in some parts
of the world. As this week's Exhibit A from
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