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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 15h

You can't just say ham is your bacon. I'm looking at you, Canada. Bacon is bacon. Is this too political?

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've changed my name to Johnny Skipintro again. Please make a note of it ✍️

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Justin Bryant @justinwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You can’t just Safety Dance away from your problems.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've squeezy cheese level given up.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bad news. I turned into hamburger.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Controversial take: More Hermits, less Herman.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Changed my name to Wayne Fontana And The Mindbenders. Please make a note of it ✍️

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This tube of Neosporin from the 1980s is still okay to use, right?

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I've got a crystal that helps ward off evil spirits. Well, it's more of a rock than a crystal. And you just throw it at people you don't like.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm a regular guy. I put my pants on one leg.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I'm getting so sick of the Sultans of Swing especially Harry with his daytime job thinking he's such hot shit.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Changed my name to Duncan Vanilla. Please make a note of it ✍️

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Looks like it's up to me to save the DeKalb TacoVerse.

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

Album cover photo of the Marina apartments in Chicago for Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot CD

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Spaghetti Night In America still trying to find a foothold in our culture.

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Alicia Hawkes @aliciahawkes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I told my boyfriend that I heard "Regulate" on the radio and he said "you needed that win."

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

If you want to come over just take North Third St. til it ends at a front lawn that clearly looks like it belongs to a man who has given up. That's me. That's my place.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Having reproduced thrice, this day belongs to me.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

People forget that was me inside the HR Puffenstuff costume.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I was raised to butter things.

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

It takes a village to straighten out a dumbass

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I'm feeling a little bacharachy today.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Changed my name to Laszlo Karaoke. Please make a note of it ✍️

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

NOT "in the zone." Not even close, really. Several connecting flights and 1 long burro ride away from "in the zone."

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

January 17,200,345 B.C. Evolved into a crab again. Scuttled along the floors of silent seas all morning. Saw Andy in the p.m.. He'd just invented a "wheel" and could speak of nothing else. Didn't even mention my carcinization. I feel like I'm invisible even to close friends.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

New York City residents, I need a little help. Can you tell me about how many times, on average, you see The Strokes walking five abreast down the sidewalk in a typical week?

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I got my 23andMe results and forgive me for being skeptical. It says I'm 31% German, 12% Almond Joy, and the rest is crumpled up tissue paper.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

FACTS ABOUT MY FAVORITE PLANET E xcellent A mazing R eally cool T he people could chill out H ippos live here also

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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

(second date) me: [eager to show off new tattoo] remember how you said you liked garlic bread

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Ask me a question I won't even dignify with a response.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I am Cousin Banjo. plinka plinka plinka

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I wrote a whole song about sandwiches and didn't even rhyme Cuban with Reuben.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

A wise man once said, "There'll be no healing from the art of double-dealing. Armageddon's back in town again."

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

This cup of coffee is a little bitter, but don't worry. It's nothing four heaping tablespoons of Swiss Miss can't fix.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

My wife has this crazy thing where she stops eating when she feels full.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Young toughs have organized once again to kick me in the seat of my pants. My pants!

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Goodbye Orange Cream Coke Zero. We hardly knew ye. All that's left are the crazy memories. You were only on this earth for a limited time.

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