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fran barton

@ludictechnologies.eurosky.social
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Shivaji Shiva @shivajishivalaw.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The school run …
A large silver car parked with a tyre on the foot of a sign showing a school boy holding a placard saying "Thank you for not parking here".
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 05/10/2026
Hell. Of. A. Speech.
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bugs xo ↙↙↙ 🐞 @psyllobora22.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what i wrote following the ZIR vote. Want to be clear that this is my personal view and not the view of the Jewish Greens committee and this is about as polite as I can manage currently.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would love to vote for a very left-wing progressive party that was also extremely animated by the enormous threat of climate change, and I didn't realise that I was going to get *so close* and still be so far away!!!
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thepig993 @thepig993.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think the word "Zionist" is useful for any political analysis anymore and hasn't been for a while
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In spite of being of the correct generation to have grown up while "Peanuts" was still in active publication, it's always a little surreal to be reminded that the most popular comic strip in the English-speaking world for fifty solid years was about an eight-year-old with clinical depression.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Such a shame we don't have a department to oversee cultural affairs in our country
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll remember Esther Rantzen for an interview printed in a magazine I read in the dentist's. She was talking about grief and loneliness after the death of her husband. Her comment that she had plenty of people to do something with but now had no-one to do nothing with struck me as really profound.
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 19/07/2026
Anyway, my favourite tea request story is an acquaintance who at the start of their career was the most junior person in a meeting with Ross Kemp. Asked if he wanted a drink, and he asked for two cups of tea. Absolute power move.
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's time
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 01/10/2026
i used ai to improve leonard cohen's work now there are no cracks in it, and there's none of that irritating light getting in anywhere!
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Friend of mine just coined "Whizzy Lizzy" as a nickname for the Elizabeth Line. Can we make this a thing? #WhizzyLizzy
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it weird how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how weird it is?
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Jeremy Allen @jeres.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I'm just dreaming most of the time now
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't stop laughing
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
genuinely is shabana mahmood alive? do we have a home secretary? are there laws? is this the purge from the movie the purge? is crime now legal? can we shit on the street? can we ransack an m&s? is this just a fucking free for all?
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s actually good for your everyday behaviour to be pro-social
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we need an army on lifestyle influencers who say stuff like “hey chat you gotta turn your phone off at the cinema, say thank you to waiting staff, take your glasses back to the bar too if poss“
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Outstanding work
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Friday night, and there’s my wife shouting at the telly. ‘Don’t go in there! Oh Jeysus! Don’t go into the wintery, darkened ancient castle you idiot!’ I suppose I should be happy she still watches our wedding video.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Are your concerns legitimate? Would you like us to assign someone to legitimise your concerns?
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Elizabeth Zelle @kohizeri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"the assessment did not consider the crocodiles" is my new metaphor for people choosing to just ignore the data point that doesn't agree with them
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Mike Pullen @mikepullen1969.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“You let Nandy do the media round”
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Martyn Brunt @skybluebrunty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Meanwhile, this kind of widespread, every day, every fucking street thing, goes entirely unremarked upon.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just hoovered up the first half of the final season of Colin From Accounts. It continues to demonstrate the way it should be done. Some of the best made telly of the last few years with two of the most charismatic leads you’ll ever see. It is magic.
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
Who else on bluesky is going to be in Manchester this weekend for the UK #SacredHarp convention?
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Gregory Norminton @gregorynorminton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s this learned helplessness, this weak insipidity in the face of fascistic oligarchic takeover, that INFURIATES centre-left voters. It’s almost gas-lighting. The same is true of mainstream Democrats. Where is your FIGHT, damn it all? Why vote for you if you won’t govern?
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
You know that thing where you can either log in using your email address and password, or you can "log in with email" which means they send you an email with a link (I hate it)? If you try to log into substack (I hate it) with email + password, it just sends you an email with the link anyway
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
My guy is punching, but fair play to him www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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The moment I knew: I had planned to break up with him – then he snuck out of school to buy me hot chips
Maleah Pearce wanted to end her relationship with high school ‘bad boy’ Dylan before they grew too attached. Then one lunchtime, he brought her a surprise
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 11/09/2026
How it started / How it's going
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/09/2026
you guys are pretty judgy about someone falling asleep during an important meeting because they stayed up all night posting
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Anna @tgannawade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is why we love #TheCricket. One of those days where you can rip up the bingo card. Pakistan at their most mercurial, turning certain defeat in to potentially victory as England looked on increasingly bemused. Razaullah and Abbas the batting heroes giving hope for tomorrow with the ball #ENGvPAK
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Annie Chave @anniechave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The wonder of Test Cricket of long-format cricket - what brilliant rear guard action from Pakistan!!! 🏏🏏🏏
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
Thanks, OneDrive
A OneDrive notification saying "11 September! Today over the years. See what made this day special over time."
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just forgot the word for "punctuation" and had to refer to it as "word furniture".
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Polly Pallister-Wilkins @pollypw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When I lived in the UK none of my concerns e.g. affordable housing, climate action, increases in welfare spending, scrapping tuition fees, an ethical foreign policy, were ever framed as legitimate concerns. lnstead I was routinely told to fuck off by most political parties for having such concerns.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Case # 1471514 of the British press forgetting that Northern Ireland exists
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