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fran barton

@ludictechnologies.eurosky.social
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Ian Mackay @ianmackay.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
Fascism lives in the (imagined) past because it has nothing to offer the future.
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Adrian Bott @cavalorn.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
please note that the word that is emphasised here is 'MY'. for the leopard meme to be applicable, a person must have known and expected a particular outcome to happen, just not to THEM 'people' is implicitly understood to have meant 'those other people' rather than 'me'
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
My favourite Ishiguro novel that's about contemporary trends in electronic music is probably Theremins Of The Day.
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
lol 😁😂
A meme that shows someone screaming EUROPE
“WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE THE METRIC SYSTEM?”

THE U.S.A.
“A ZACHARIA IS ONE-HALF OF A SCARAMUCCI!”
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026
Nobody in this thread is disputing that
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth
Marc Haynes’ story: As a 7 year old in about 1983, … I was with my grandad in Nice Airport and saw Roger Moore Sitting at the departure gate, ... told my granddad i'd just seen James Bond and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. …so we walked over and he popped me in front of Roger Moore, with the words "my grandson says you're famous. Can you sign this?" As charming as you'd expect, Roger asks my name and signs the back of my plane ticket... I'm ecstatic, but …I glance down at the signature. … it definitely doesn't say 'James Bond'. ...I tell my grandad he's signed it wrong, … so my grandad heads back to Roger Moore...
"he says you've signed the wrong name. He says your name is James Bond." Roger Moore's face crinkled up with realisation and he beckoned me over. …he leant over, looked from side to side, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said "I have to sign my name as 'Roger Moore because otherwise...Blofeld might find out I was here." He asked me not to tell anyone …and thanked me for keeping his secret. I went back to our seats, my nerves absolutely jangling with delight. My grandad asked me if he'd signed 'James Bond.' No, I said.
I'd got it wrong. I was working with James Bond now. Many years later, I was working on a recording that involved UNICEF, and Roger Moore was doing a piece to camera as an ambassador. He was lovely and while the cameramen were setting up, I told him the story. He …had a chuckle and said "Well, I don't remember but I'm glad you got to meet James Bond." So that was lovely. And then he did something so brilliant. After the filming, he walked past me in the corridor, heading out to his car - but as he got level, he paused looked both ways, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said, "Of course I remember our meeting in Nice. But I didn't say anything in there, because those cameramen - any one of them could be working for Blofeld."
I was as delighted at 30 as I had been at 7. What a man. What a tremendous man.
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
That's tremendous. (I may steal it)
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Taking my best girl out to Nandos for her 40th bday tonight because we're celebrating periperimenopause
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Such a shame @vizcomic.bsky.social wouldn't plug my new book. Maybe next time.
Viz article entitled editor pulls plug. Too long to do alt text but gist is Viz stating they refuse to plug the book whilst saying nice things about it, that won't sway them towards doing an ad. Close up on the wording. Close up on the picture and some deathy top tips I'd had printed.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
mmm-hmm
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Shivaji Shiva @shivajishivalaw.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The school run …
A large silver car parked with a tyre on the foot of a sign showing a school boy holding a placard saying "Thank you for not parking here".
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 05/10/2026
Hell. Of. A. Speech.
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bugs xo ↙↙↙ 🐞 @psyllobora22.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what i wrote following the ZIR vote. Want to be clear that this is my personal view and not the view of the Jewish Greens committee and this is about as polite as I can manage currently.
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone on here posted a link yesterday to a piece that you (unless I'm mistaken) wrote on Bright Green, and I just wanted to say I thought it was excellent and nuanced and I felt like, this is exactly what we need to be saying. Just wanted to let you know that. Sorry you weren't called yesterday.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would love to vote for a very left-wing progressive party that was also extremely animated by the enormous threat of climate change, and I didn't realise that I was going to get *so close* and still be so far away!!!
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
This is very much a @tomforth.co.uk area too, I believe
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Lovely thread. I've been meaning to do something similar myself. This is good inspiration! Visited the source of the Thames several years back when I walked the Wysis Way.
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
What a tragic mess. When AIUI really strong alternative wordings and motions could have been passed instead. Not that I can truly complain, because I wasn't at conference. Leaves the MPs in a horrible position, too.
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Same. Thank you for your posts on this topic over the weekend. I can't really believe none of the amendments went through.
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/cash...
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thepig993 @thepig993.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think the word "Zionist" is useful for any political analysis anymore and hasn't been for a while
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In spite of being of the correct generation to have grown up while "Peanuts" was still in active publication, it's always a little surreal to be reminded that the most popular comic strip in the English-speaking world for fifty solid years was about an eight-year-old with clinical depression.
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
This was so good
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Such a shame we don't have a department to oversee cultural affairs in our country
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
01728 is my favourite
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll remember Esther Rantzen for an interview printed in a magazine I read in the dentist's. She was talking about grief and loneliness after the death of her husband. Her comment that she had plenty of people to do something with but now had no-one to do nothing with struck me as really profound.
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll take it
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 19/07/2026
Anyway, my favourite tea request story is an acquaintance who at the start of their career was the most junior person in a meeting with Ross Kemp. Asked if he wanted a drink, and he asked for two cups of tea. Absolute power move.
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
to cure the sin-sick soul
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's time
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 01/10/2026
i used ai to improve leonard cohen's work now there are no cracks in it, and there's none of that irritating light getting in anywhere!
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
James O'Brien said something similar the other day bsky.app/profile/mrja...
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Friend of mine just coined "Whizzy Lizzy" as a nickname for the Elizabeth Line. Can we make this a thing? #WhizzyLizzy
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Fingers crossed, solidarity, you are amazing...
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it weird how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how weird it is?
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Jeremy Allen @jeres.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I'm just dreaming most of the time now
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't stop laughing
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
It was a wonderful weekend - thank you for helping make it happen
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
genuinely is shabana mahmood alive? do we have a home secretary? are there laws? is this the purge from the movie the purge? is crime now legal? can we shit on the street? can we ransack an m&s? is this just a fucking free for all?
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fran barton @ludictechnologies.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
To me, this is perfection
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s actually good for your everyday behaviour to be pro-social
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