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Jay Zedbee

@jayzedbee.bsky.social
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there's nothing like this built today, you will never see a finer ship or receive a better tip in your life

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 15h
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 17h
i love conan. I was watching his thing on the rest is history where he said "all statues of real people should be made of durable soap, they should last a good 60 years and then we decide if we want to remake them or not".........i love that. i love that attitude to historical figures. it's so good
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kemi: We will introduce a quadruple lock, where the pension will go up by net migration Farage: We will introduce a quintuple lock, where the elderly may kill one immigrant per year
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we just get Man City to pay for the National Care Service
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no mr bond i expect you to yield - ahahah! no but i dont understand the economy and i dont get what this means
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
triple lock me mommy
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every time your friends get a new relationship, you are put in a prime directive scenario where you can not intervene until they are ready for first contact. but sometimes things are going REALLY bad and you need to break the rules. This type of stress is why picard went bald
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i want a batman villain that goes to labour conference
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ann Smiley:
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The other doggers
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think about Yasmin in the latest season of Industry a lot
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me when i am bisexual
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Britain is one of the most fascinating countries in the field of racism
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
give it a minute
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The guest: I booked a twin room Me: and what do you got The guest: a room with two beds Me: that's what a twin bedroom is The guest: I don't want that Me:
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The person in the edit suite.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
today the teen at my work was saying some pretty hair raising anti-semitic stuff and the other teen just stared at him and said its eleven o'clock. dont be controversial
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
genuinely what pisses me off about stuff like this is that if you actually do believe AI is alive you'd have to stop fucking torturing it
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Will Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Give me your most French line ever.... No, that's too French!
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching a person debate with like 3 of my friends that bi men are simply out there to bum everyone. madam you wish. bi men are out there to talk about labour policy from the 1970s
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
peaky blinders is a show i just fundamentally do not understand. season 1 tommy is a criminal. season 3 mr shelby obe mp for birmingham west we need you to distract oswald mosley (churchill said this)
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it doesn't matter if you'd bring the ice coffee to a job interview or not because you're bringing your bad attitude along
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
id certainly love to see them engaged in a conversation about it
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Think it shows both the confused position of the govt and the relative powers of new/old media that the PM won't speak to The Sun but still uses the CSAM & disinformation app owned by the guy who advocates for the overthrow of the government.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the list for the real tv sickos is absolutely mid, unimportant episodes that are nevertheless incredibly rewatchable....e.g "soft light" or "dpo" from the x-files
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i dont mean this in a mean way but like it does show how much TV has entered its clapped era that the list opens with like breaking bad and mad men and the wire, genuine masterpieces and by the time it slouches to recent years is having to dig up the corpse of ted lasso as an offering.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guy debord labubu
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the only way you'd put queens gambit as your top 100 show is if you had never seen a sports anime
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I AM THE NEW GOD. Nothing like Darkseid has ever come among you; nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! DIE FOR DARKSEID!
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pro-crime mahmood thinks its acceptable to let thugs intimidate our brave boys and girls in the police because she doesn't believe in the rule of law. Sad!
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i like alan lockey but this is mentioned so many times and its just plainly not the reality of the facts: Keir Starmer was pushed kicking and screaming into this between very very ill-humoured statements about how labour mps are big meanies for pushing it to this point
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"There's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a Central Committee! Enjoy your Revisionism, ladies!"
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the bears freaking tf because they think theres a general election result
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
would stalin go to the lesbian bar, the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arresting Jay Zedbee for stealing tinnies and posh treats from M&S will just make her a martyr. This will only strengthen her. it will just give her the spotlight. we should instead try to address and appease the legitimate concerns that lead Jay Zedbee to steal tinnies and posh treats from M&S
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am surprised at how much I like Ed as Foreign Sec because now when he is giving some kind of apocalyptic warning about climate I get 5 minutes where i see ed and i go oh it's ed!
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
having a wife is terrible because sometimes you will think of something you really want to do, like watch a movie or go somewhere for lunch and realise you'd like your wife to be there for it because everything is less fun when she's not there
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
also genuinely what's the point of doing anything if we have conceded that the state can't apply the existing law on fascists taking violent action? like. we might as well just fold now, lie in the middle of the road and hope to die
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Captain Kirk to Spock during the Voyage Home
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this happened because I called her weak on crime shabana mahmood
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
btw this interview with tulip siddiq lives rent free in my head. the performance where she pretends to be hearing the story for the first time, taking a deep thought and goes are you implying i am bangladeshi? is genuinely BAFTA winning comedy category. just fantastic
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 23/09/2026
You're only ever a recession or an inflation spike away from your opposition gaining power, so you have to want them to respect the broad norms.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MP Recall 🏛️ I named 51/649 current MPs in ten minutes. 🟥 37/403 LAB 🟦 7/118 CON 🟧 2/71 LD ⬜ 1/11 IND 🩵 2/8 REF 🟪 2/2 YP Can you beat me? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mprecall/
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MP Recall — How many MPs can you remember?
Name as many current UK MPs as you can in five minutes.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heartstopping Google News check
Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i am sorry i am right wing about this. prison works.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pro crime shabana mahmood doesn't arrest far right thugs because she doesn't have what it takes and is very very weak! many people are saying this
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shabana Mahmood is the most pro-crime home secretary ever. she literally thinks attempted murder agains the innocent British volunteers is acceptable if the aggressor has hurt feelings
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder somehow filmed elizabeth holmes in a way i dont think a human being has been filmed on camera before
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