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In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"bully crumples after being hit at all" is such an interesting story, i wonder if there are any analogous ones that are already popular that would make doing something like this everywhere seem intuitive
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hakeem jeffries being shown this video and shaking his head like he smells something bad until the westworld code kicks in. "it doesn't look like anything to me"
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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lolwut.bsky.social @lolwut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nice. :(
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forum boards are the best form of internet, full stop, and the internet began to suck more and more as we strayed from that light
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bill & ted's excellent video game adventure, prompt, nes (1991) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFH4...
ted's goofy happy face with his goofy scruffy hair.
speech bubble to the right:
hey dude, there's
no reason to get
all weepy, no
matter how
non-triumphant
times may seem.
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hey man how's your dick. is it big and hard. it's really important for the country.
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
China buying our stuff seems to be a salient political issue but the country who funded 9-11? Meh.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not bad, but might I suggest: "My political party has been usurped by Nazis, just as has been loudly predicted by my critics for decades. Having been shown to be so catastrophically blind on this important issue, I've decided to step away from punditry to consider what else I might be wrong about."
A group of white guys have subtly inserted themselves into conservative institutions and church organizations. They all embrace racial grievances. To varying degrees, they embrace white nationalism, antisemitism, and even Nazi sympathies. They are getting added to conservative institutional boards, attempting to purge churches, and are desperate to indoctrinate young conservatives into fascist ideology. They even surround the Vice President of the United States. Some of them believe the United States is at a tipping point, and they want to push it over the edge and rebuild it in their image. You might think it does not affect you, but, in time, you will see their efforts in your church pews, in your kids’ brains, and in your politicians’ mouths. It begins with shampoo.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026
what if we kissed at the fuck shed
A metal shed with the words “FUCK SHED” written on it with spray paint. There’s also a giant dick drawn on the side of the shed.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 16/09/2026
Webloc is a tool that can track the location of millions of people's phones. Tangles is social media investigation and linking software. ICE wants this software so they can spy on anyone they want to. This is a crucial part of ICE's domestic intelligence operation.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"More than anything, what stood out to me about the process of photographing these devices was geography: they exist at the boundaries of rich neighborhoods like Piedmont to track who enters; they exist embedded in poor neighborhoods to track the people who live there. Place exposes their purpose."
recordsofenemysurveillance.com
cara esten hurtle
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/09/2026
*surveying everything*
Dana Scully looking severe subtitled

THIS IS UNCOOL.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
illustration, personal computing, magazine (1978) archive.org/details/Pers...
a man wearing glasses, wearing slippers, reading a personal computing magazine, sitting in a living room chair. his computer is on a table next to him and his cat is on top of the computer, leering over at the magazine.
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"In 1957, [President] Dwight Eisenhower [a Republican] became the first American president to visit a mosque when he spoke at the opening of the Islamic Center of Washington." Worth reading what he had to say. It's very good. And very, very far from where we are now. 👇🏽
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Mozart and Salieri
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think the strangest cameo of all time was Jimmy Fallon in Band of Brothers.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know that glib thing people used to say about how things online will live forever? It’s one of the dimmest ideas. Future historians are going to struggle with so many blanks. A digital dark age.
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𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
need two beautiful women to do this to me right fucking now
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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Retail Archaeology @retailarchaeology.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pope Francis holding up a McDonald's Mac Tonight french fry container.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 03/09/2026
The first wave of Democratic candidates to understand that “The Supreme Court is a corrupt cesspool of pro-Trump reactionaries and there is only one way to fix it” is a winning message will become stars in a hurry
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Democrats Who Are Still Afraid of Supreme Court Expansion Need to Grow Up
Democrats are finally grasping that their voters do not like the Supreme Court and do not want to be represented by politicians who defend it.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 02/09/2026
I TOLD Y'ALL Flock is not the only surveillance company in the game. Axon (and I'm sure others waiting in the wing) is flying under the radar while everyone talks about Flock.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the 30 Rockification of american media continues apace
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this food shelf could be funded for $44,000 a year. remember that billionaires don't just have a lack of conscience or a bad habit of ignoring hungry people. they intentionally starve them to reinforce the idea of money as moral right. it is an active, not passive form of evil
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
is israeli media really helpfully proposing that americans can combine indentured servitude and the draft so zoomers drowning in student and credit card debt can go get their faces blown off in iran
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Odd Hack @oddhack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jason Alexander in Criminal Minds
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not when he’s got his prescription pad out
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026
Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
butthead, ascii fanart (1999) web.archive.org/web/19990429...
butthead in all his glory, dumb smile, ac dc t-shirt, holding a cup straw drink, made entirely of repeated ascii characters.
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/09/2026
This is an absolutely catastrophic data breach of an identity verification vendor 150+ million drivers license scans that includes photos, address, license numbers etc. It includes Pete Hegseth, security researchers, and even the deputy director of the FBI. krebsonsecurity.com/2026/09/fbi-...
A screenshot of a search result on a website titled "NEXUS | Identity Document Database" showing a locked Minnesota driver's license record for "PETER HEG******." A driver's license portrait of Peter Hegseth appears on the left, next to mostly redacted information fields, including ID number, birth date (1980), and address, followed by a prompt to purchase the full record for $100.00.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just saw a video that censored the word “shooting” in a conversation about filming a movie. We really are just offering up our entire language to the God Algorithm, huh?
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/09/2026
the father:
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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