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Val 🏳️‍⚧️

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 2h
Might our future resemble Futurama? --humans and boozehound robots live alongside each other mostly peacefully --one particular drunk robot is my friend --I'm a guy again, but it's okay because it's in a sort of genderless way, and I'm dating a hot, one-eyed woman --where was I going with this?
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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 1h
michael mcdonald after seeing the paternity test results
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 1h
Harley Quinn in the version of Batman where Meta exists: I got you those poi-vert glasses you asked for, Mistah Jay
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 1h
King Puig’s response here is so like Superintendent Chalmers saying he’s from Utica.
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Joe Spreadsheet @jsdtweets.bsky.social · 49m
Rest in Peace Dom King
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 1h
Dick Tracy’s son could marry a Moon girl. And why not?
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 3h
Ah yes, it's Spocktober 🖖
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 1h
Oh I am charmed by this m.youtube.com/watch?v=OMiq...
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Star Trek the 80's Anime
YouTube video by MissMello
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 2h
the government should fund a program qhere young people apprentice under him so someone still knows how to do this stuff
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 2h
Haven’t talked about this publicly iirc, but my first job back in America after my sexual assault in Denmark declined to renew my contract because my PTSD was so bad I couldn’t even be in a Zoom meeting with a male coworker alone. Just couldn’t do it. Stupidly, told the HR lady. Axed the next week.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 2h
Mrs. Cleaver speaking jive in Airplane is one of the greatest jokes in film history.
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 3h
Another year another thread of October horror movies. First up:
Poster for The Man From Planet X. A drawn image of a crashed spaceship on the left (with a greenish helmeted alien inside) while another alien closer to us looms over a young human woman. The fields and green hued distant buildings are beyond her.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 5h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Plattenbau Berlin @plattenbauberlin.bsky.social · 13h
Harmonised with the sky.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 20h
some people say there is such a thing as “too much contrast” those people are cowards
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Keegan the Animator @kiwisburnttoast.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jucika on a date
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 21h
The Pre Code era is not to be confused with the era before the Hays Code was created. It is the era after it was established but before it was widely enforced. That should clear everything up nicely
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seated at the Lighthouse for one final September movie.
Poster for Hope (2026.) In the left hand corner a woman holds a gun, pointed offscreen to the left as she looks along its sights (wearing a fadedly navy blue kind of jacket. To the right behind her we can see part of a car, rusted with touches of orange light indicative of off-screen flame - and further out of focus buildings behind that. In the far right hand side of the image, up in the sky and unseen by the woman, is a CG monster, its raptor-like jaws unhinged wide as if in motion to, perhaps, soon fall down upon her.
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Queen_Potato @queenpotato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was more punishment done against a trans professor giving a Christian student a low grade than the Cornell rapists ever received.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
But Doctor, Pagliacci is plural. A single clown is pagliaccio.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to find it so unrealistic that The Simpsons had the same lawyer representing *all* the bad guys, rich guys and corrupt corporations but the more I read the news the more I realize that, no, that just happens.
Blue haired lawyer from the Simpsons standing beside a projector
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was reminded of a very Dublin insult this morning - “oh he’s such a martyr, Padre Pio has a picture of him on his windscreen”.
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Pundus @pundus.art · 30/09/2026
Haven't rendered something just for fun in a while! Here's Star Trek Online's USS Enterprise from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. SNW Constitution-Class by @ramonmatas.bsky.social ! (based on the Discovery-Era model by Donny Versiga) Shuttlecraft by me :)
A view from the ventral starboard angle, looking from the fore of the ship. The USS Enterprise (from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds) hangs in space. It's shuttle, the Alvarez, flies next to it. A faint blue nebula can be seen behind. The scene is lit by a distant orange-yellow star and blue light.An overhead view of the USS Enterprise (from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds) with its shuttle, the Alvarez, flying beside it. It is set upon a pale blue and orange nebula, and lit by a nearby star.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 30/09/2026
Thinking about the movie RRR and I feel we need an Irish version. Completely over the top, ahistorical story of Irish independence. James Connolly battering Lloyd George with nunchucks. Michael Collins taking out 200 black & tans barehanded. Dev defeating Monty in a dance-off. Let’s do this.
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Kevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seated at Cineworld for a horror movie.
Poster for Resident Evil (2026.) An overhead view of a street, shadowed in darkness as if at night, with the upper part of the image bathed in white light coming from the front lights of a car, with the bottom having red light coming from the back lights of the same vehicle (itself mostly shrouded in black.) A figure stands before the car in the upper half, their shadow stretching back due to the light.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Joe Griffin @thejoegriffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel so lucky to live in the same city as two of the best cinemas in the world. (IFI is the other, natch.)
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Claws for Alarm (1954) is so beautiful looking
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The toddler, when speaking English, keeps putting her adjectives after her nouns. Proving definitively that Irish has the most sensible grammar.
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girls in my school were reportedly surprised that "guys and dolls were such a bunch of crazy guys and dolls" wasn't a song in the musical
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 29/09/2026
Ah, the British triple lock and the Irish triple lock are very different from each other. That's something I learnt today.
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In order to reduce sibling rivalry we've introduced the new baby as an essentially tragic figure who's crying all the time bc he can't eat all the delicious foods the toddler can eat. I think its working but this morning the toddler solemnly told me "baby cryin cus e can't eat pineapple... Or bugs"
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VGMuseum (ReyVGM) @vgmuseum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh my god. The European versions of Xena The Warrior Princess and Hercules the Legendary Journeys didn't have the license for the actors' likeness, so they drew... this.
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why, every year, the whole of Ireland is required to celebrate the Puck Fair. We can’t just say that hauling a goat into the air for days on end is something just for Kerry. We are a united country, which is why we have airborne goats everywhere.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really like this one promo photo of TNG season 1. Troi and her boys!!
Troi and her boys!!
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Keith Gow @keithgow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is fucked and the Australian Writers Guild is investigating the repurposing of Neighbours content into another form without paying writers, at the very least.
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Margot Robbie’s ‘Neighbours’ Episodes to Be Recut Into a Microdrama by RoseBerry for Its Epis Platform (EXCLUSIVE)
Margot Robbie's Australian 'Neighbours' episodes will be turned into a microdrama by RoseBerry for its Epis platform.
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saraband, Ingmar Bergman's last narrative feature film, and a sequel to Scenes From A Marriage that was shot on HD video instead of the original series's 16mm
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jonathan Frakes in "Wings"
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what it’s all about to me
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, let me introduce you to my friends [holds up fists] Alex Mack and Clarissa Darling.
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The key axis with Lexx is its powered by sexual frustration - typically, Stan wants Xev, who finds him detestable, and she wants Kai, who is dead and therefore wants nothing, Robot Head 790 wants Xev (later, Kai) but is a head and cannot act on desires, etc.
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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crowd here is fairly huge. I am increasingly convinced the PSNI wouldn't risk moving in here whatever the result of tonight's negotiation.
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is why I eventually started taking specific screenshots myself for my avatars, winnows down the likelihood of anyone else taking that exact image.
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