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the age of bonnnt has begun

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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 4h
It remains incredible to me how apple music, the music service from the company that brought you iTunes and the iPod, sucks shit
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 5h
who the fuck is buying this. what fucking weirdo loves and trusts this specific company
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 5h
YOU: *a fool, from Connecticut* you can't say that pop country sucks!!! it's an authentic American folkway!!! I respect "honky tonk bandonkadonk!" ME: *wise beyond measure, from Kentucky* actually everything sucks
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 5h
fans haters 🤝 frats prepare you for life in the elite class
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 5h
what if you grew up Catholic so there's no difference between the two
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven't been paying attention to the news because I've been just doing a ton of readings for school, and coincidentally last week in Criminal Law we spent several days on sexual assault, and the big question that comes up is, how is consent indicated
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
15 years ago, beauty products were called Aunt Mim’s Garden: Herbal Nourish Creme And now they’re called Helix Mind Laboratories: Triple Restore reFutureMist
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got served a video on Instagram that was like "lol I drove to the lesbian bar and forgot my mask tee hee how classist of them to not let me in" they should have shot you with a gun
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apropos of everything this bobby bare jr song is so good
youtu.be
Stay In Texas
YouTube video by Bobby Bare Jr. - Topic
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
doesn't feel good that short form video is basically The Torment Nexus
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when I was 12 I was like I can't believe my parents aren't aware of pop music, when I get older I'll NEVER be like that, then I actually got older and I realized a privilege of being older is you don't need to stay abreast of popular music. It won't keep you young!!
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You are aware of some things but not other things, that's because you live in a bubble" That's everyone. That's literally everybody. If you have heard the Popular song but you don't know about the new Warhammer drop, you also live in a bubble it's just got more people in it.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the 21st century. Everyone lives in a bubble.
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we're like months past this but a big part of the "transplants" discourse is just people wanting to say "hey I'm not one of the uncool white people. I'm one of the good white people"
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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 27/09/2026
If none of these guys are going to do Power Team stuff and rip a phone book in half to the glory of the Lord they’re wasting my time
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Paul Starr @pa.ulst.ar · 27/09/2026
This is so cool. This is so cool! Take any Wikipedia article and play back its edit history as an animation timemachine.carbonadoks.com
timemachine.carbonadoks.com
Wiki Time Machine
Read Wikipedia and replay every edit of an article as an animation.
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a very funny, possibly inevitable endpoint of Poptimism is "you are required to know this song"
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was talking to someone Who Would Know about why Google Assistant suddenly started having a bunch of problems and they were like "oh yeah almost everyone on that team got pulled onto Gemini" and I was thinking how, like
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look at my pumpkin. you all can't tell me shit
Pumpkin, surrounded by pumpkin leaves and dotted with raindrops. The pumpkin has partially turned orange but is still mostly green
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Sarah(‘s new account) @harriet-vane1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching a movie from 1965 (Beach Blanket Bingo) about a lot of teens at the beach (?) and I keep thinking about how they’re all going to get to hear Joni Mitchell’s Blue for the first time four years later.
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flushed the boiler, cleaned the sight glass and replaced the gaskets, started everyone back up and now I'm just standing in the basement staring at the sight glass waiting for it to start leaking
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SMAUG: wAAAAAUUUGHHHUAUUUHHHHHHHH!!!! WWWAAAAuuuuuughghhhhhhhhHHHHHH! WEEHHUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHGGGGGAAAHHH!!!
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Winkin' In The Boudoir: A Burlesque Tribute To George Saunders's "Lincoln In The Bardo" Oct 3, 2009 7:15 PM
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picking up an audio log, desperately hoping it contains a vital clue for either hacking a computer or surviving the outbreak of horrible monsters, and it's just the fruit tournament
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sheer spite press @sheerspite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
would you like to read my book The Politics of Lonely for $0? consider requesting it at your library! to sweeten the deal, if you comment below & let me know you've requested it at your library i will enter you to win a copy of the book for keeps, plus each of my four (four???) zines on friendship.
book giveaway: for library lovers and broke beloveds. to enter: request The Politics of Lonely at your library and comment on this post by october 15. photo of The Politics of Lonely, and four zines: "Five Friendship Fantasies", "My Secret Friendship Dossier", "PALS: The Radical Possibilities of Friendship," and "Making Friends With Zines"
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tom Cotton giving a big speech about furry pilots just makes me think about that part in fight club where they threaten the judge in the bathroom
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sunny side of this delusion is the computer gives you a flying car and makes it so you don't have to work. The blackpill one is that it wipes us out via some cinematic method TBD. Two futures you don't actually have to live in. Both are abdications, and embarrassingly childish on their face.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
legitimately funny and actually possible outcome is that trump is like, you come to my country... and you insult my BEST FRIEND???
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sometimes people complain that their browser crashed and they lost all of their tabs. inexplicable to me. my tabs are my greatest burden. when I close a browser window I want seven different servers to explode all around the world. when i open the browser and my old tabs come up I am disgusted
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WILLIAM GIBSON: uh oh! Uh oh!!! Uh oh Justin!!!
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
in class with a lot of people in the mid 20s now and they're all great, I get along with them very well, there is something where... I am not sure if some of them... are aware that other people are sentient, or can perceive them
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
actually albeit minutely more pathetic to get mad about the policies of a bar you will never ever personally go to than getting mad about like. the vagina bones in Grand theft Auto or whatever
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bufo bufo @fruitbat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tonight! ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN HEAR FOREVER... summer's over but its ok, i hear the future.... blissful fuzz and tripped-out psych heard as if in a dream, for my indigo children & people who love them, live in one hour on wfmu.org/sheena and later at wfmu.org/playlists/ne
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have met multiple people who are sending their kids to $40k a year elementary school that is Oops All iPad and their kids are functionally illiterate
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
people love to raise their hands in class and say "I just had a question" yeah we know! You raised your hand!
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson: Get The Hell Out Of Here!
Alt: Hank Scorpio throwing away his shoes and yelling.Get The Hell Out Of Here!
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"if we lose a lot in 2026 I have a great opportunity to lose in 2028" is such a funny pitch to make
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
reading the acronym "TTRPGs" out loud as "turdpigs"
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there was never any affirmative reason the Clever Podcast Lads could give you why you needed to like and care about Richard Hanania. none of those people could enunciate why you should give a shit about a horror movie elf other than "he used to be worse" yeah man so did polio
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
jerry seinfeld is sick of ALL THE BULLSHIT
PANEL 3: Wide shot of comedian Jerry Seinfeld on stage. SEINFELD: "Why are we living like this? We gotta do something!"
PANEL 4: SEINFELD: "Every DAY with this! And ANOTHER thing!"
TITLE: Jerry Seinfeld is SICK OF ALL THE BULLSHIT.
SUB: Knock it off on Fathom Events Dot Com
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ME: I need music for listening to when I'm studying, but it can't have lyrics THE 400 DUNGEON SYNTH AND AMBIENT ALBUMS IVE BOUGHT ON BANDCAMP AND NEVER LISTENED TO:
Weird illustration of rubbing hands emoji
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw a car the other day with a NEWSOM 2028 sticker and it was a real Arnold in predator WHAT AHHH YOU moment for me
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“transplant” discourse is great because you get to see how easily people can swaddle their insular, reactionary beliefs with left-coded language
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*to an audience of people who believe that not driving a 10 mpg truck 900 miles every day is a sign of low testosterone* is $6 gas that bad????
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been reading a lot of cases and commentaries about sexual assault and rape for Criminal Law and what really stands out is how many of the opinions and commentaries written by men are positively jocular
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This theory operates under the assumption that there are a ton of anti-trans single issue voters who are otherwise liberal. It’s the stupidest idea imaginable and also the prevailing belief of the Democratic establishment.
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fearbiter @wolfteeth.net · 20/09/2026
some people think pizza is an adequate substitute for garlic bread to maintain your dog's health. but they're wrong. your dog needs both pizza and garlic bread to thrive
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