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strawberry garfield

@bbburgerrr.bsky.social
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it’s-a me, megan rank and file UAW4811 i’m just a stupid little baby crying at the bottom of this crappy well

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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18m
HOW DISGUSTING! NOPE! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 43m
God I'm so tired of seeing rapists everywhere. I hate these fucking braindead pigs, I hate watching them gorge on power and money for no reason except that they want it, I hate knowing they're torturing women with impunity, I hate seeing their smug stupid fucking faces on the news.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 19m
damn rip to the lynx i thought they were maybe gonna win it all!!
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 4h
Air to Ground Message: ...THUMBS UP EMOJI... Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Airbus A220-100 A: #a5e7895cdbd F: #fa0136a65a2
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 4h
ah cool thanks guys. really makes me excited for next season
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 4h
lol ok man
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Stefan BC @stefanbc.bsky.social · 4h
Pre 9/11 America: still very racist!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 5h
[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin.
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 7h
Greek life is so cool because, even if they aren't cooking meth in the basement and some are, they create similar disincentives to blow the whistle or confront other members as the mafia: doing the right thing risks blowing up your housing situation, current social life, and future networks.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 7h
somewhat mysteriously the gas station shawarma spot offers both “hot sauce” and “spicy hot sauce”
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metta world war @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 9h
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt accused Vince Carter of being “incredibly disingenuous,” saying he did a “very sick 360 windmill dunk during the 2000 NBA Dunk Contest.”
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francisco varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 9h
"everything is going to be a little bit worse for the rest of our lives because the stupidest and cruelest people in the world were put in charge of the government" hmm wonder why everyone's in a rotten mood
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 9h
second to last morning of scampering up and down this hill (for the foreseeable future) 🥲
bucky running toward mebucky running away from me
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steve @stevefelix.com · 10h
I'm going to miss all the ways mlb.tv refused to let me sign in
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 11h
This is true but also worth noting that the guys who think this don’t usually heroically intervene either
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yung quaibo @videoteca-nod.org · 15h
a printout of a text?? press 0 to speak with a bard
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 15h
unfortunately, my Honda ignored the guardrails that were CLEARLY installed on the side of the highway. i believe this means it has feelings and is possibly god
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Once you learn that not a single major US news outlet used the phrase "Hamas-ran health ministry" until after 10.17.23 you really start to see how pernicious this stuff is. Nobody really disputed that the GHM was accurate, even Israel admitted so, but that didn't matter. Anyway now it is spreading
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the girl reading this <3
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yowza
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claudia ✨ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let our boys be thick
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Mark Ruffalo as Zaunvi Caitvitwt Speaking at Night
Alt: Mark Ruffalo chanting and pumping his fist
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Phil Christman @philipchristman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nationalize the Ivys. Turn them into the low-amenity Regional Federal Universities that Freddie DeBoer proposed in one of his lucid moments. Ban frats from these universities. admit applicants who pass some very basic qualifications by sortition.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The plot to enslave America entails destroying every university except for the business school
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The entire higher education system in this country should indeed be dismantled, and every administrator put out on their ass, because they are all rightwing wealth hoarders and real estate concerns now, not because they are on the left, which is a fucking joke.
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horse chestnut @natehousley.com · 28/09/2026
@bbburgerrr.bsky.social there’s a fat bear named Bucky! www.nps.gov/katm/bear-16...
nps.gov
Bear 164 "Bucky" - Katmai National Park & Preserve (U.S. National Park Service)
Bear 164 "Bucky"
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metta world war @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who could possibly have seen this coming? Oh, everyone? Everyone saw it coming?
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: THANK YOU FOR THE DOG Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #aee5a19cb97 F: #f8ba91a0fef
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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ah lads @popeurbanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick
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yung quaibo @videoteca-nod.org · 28/09/2026
weird how no newspapers are reporting this part... bsky.app/profile/fons...
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Extremely rare American cultural reputation abroad win lol
theguardian.com
Australian backlash to datacentres is faux import from US, officials say: ‘We are not the United States’
Pro-datacentre officials argue scale of Australia’s buildout is smaller, more regulated and less damaging than in US
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think its important to understand the campus sexual assault crisis is way worse than you think. universities suspend just 1/12,400 students each year for sexual misconduct & expel 1/22,900. once you read title ix administrators in their own words, you get a sense why that is:
jezebel.com
Not Only Do Campus Sexual Assailants Go Unpunished, They Often Get Special Treatment
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shipwreck
@shipwreck75.bsky.social
President Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tomorrow from the Oval Office at
2 pm ET.
7:58 PM • Sep 27, 2026
Everybody can reply
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Panel from Spidey Super Stories #40 (1980)

Spider-Man is engulfed in a cloud of gas after being sprayed by a giant Bug Spray cannister.

Narrator: Meanwhile...
Spider-Man: *COUGH!* This is TERRIBLE!
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kaitlyn Chen sinks a three as the Golden State Valkyries secure their first ever franchise playoff victory. Ballhalla is going nuts! #WNBA
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Pete Moran @pete-moran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My most centrist belief is you can like werewolves of london but also other warren zevon songs
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Veronica Burton making plays on defense AND offense #WNBA
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
valks halftime performance tonight is too short>>>>>>>
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
choosing to believe they mean the W playoffs
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
scumbags who know what they're doing using the ineptitude of other men as cover usually are a little subtler than calling their "women are property" event "Slutcon"
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 27/09/2026
Excellent news to see that the Dutch ban on importing goods from the illegally occupied West Bank and Golan Heights also applies to "private passengers who are bringing in products as souvenirs or gifts."
timesofisrael.com
Dutch customs authorities search luggage of El Al passengers as new ban on bringing in items from West Bank settlements, Golan takes effect
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s frankly very funny to claim that an event called Slut Con is just an opportunity meant for shy men to learn how to flirt with women when personally i think a great way for men to learn to flirt with women is to learn be normal and treat women like real people. just my onion
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
baby
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