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Maxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 9h
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maud @peloriemate.net · 21h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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razor blade in your candy corn @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I RT this every time I see it
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/10/2026
READING SOMEONE SAYING LICHTENSTEIN WAS A TALENTLESS HACK PIECE OF SHIT: oh yea absolutely READING SOMEONE LAYING OUT IN CONVINCING TERMS WHY HIS WORK IS INTERESTING: oh right forgot about that READING A DIFFERENT PERSON CALLING HIM A HACK: fuck him READING ANOTHER ARGUMENT ABOUT WHY HE'S GOOD: oh y
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
I'm a language junkie, that's my hit.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in high school my English teacher would put an inspirational quote on the board every day and once she wrote “‘every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.’ - unknown”
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 20/09/2026
i love sherman
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
elite spam
An account called FORD TRUCKS asking “hey man have you ever wished to have a truck”
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
Now here’s something everyone can enjoy www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_LNlx...
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when the coffee creamer is Inspired by Pumpkin Spice Latte
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Incredible sentence.
Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Dave @daswickerman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I always wondered who took this picture.
An old canon advertisement featuring Godzilla using a printer. Godzilla is standing over a large printer with a handful of paper. There is Japanese text and the title Canon NEW BELPIA.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
See this is what an actual good QB posts like
Joey Burrow &
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Pootie Tang is a great all time film
2:49 PM • Jul 15, 2013
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026
This is the energy I need Democrats to express
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Dan
@dankgdl

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

8:20 PM • 10 Sep 17
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Working through my fundraiser paintings and the request here was “paint my two dogs looking happy sitting behind Ben Roethlisberger after he threw an interception”
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Q: And this kush has you feeling like what? A: [lips on mic] Like the white Greg Kinnear, your honor
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❄Will❄ @willeternal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nature is so beautiful
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Jim Varney making various faces
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Do not. Use. JC penis credit card.
screenshot of a one star Yelp review i found on r/oldpeoplefacebook.

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Derek

US 5 reviews

Mar 28, 2025

Do not. Use JC penis credit card.

Do not.

Use your JC penis credit card back by synchrony bank What a diamond ring which the diamonds fell off of it. Not once, but Twice. gave me a store. Credit used it and they are still charging me. big ring and I got a smaller. We are not consumer beware. Do not buy Jewelry. with the JC Penney's credit card.

March 11, 2025

Unprompted review
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 21/08/2026
the polygon count on this mans jeans
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kind, Warm Steve Austin. Kind, warm Steve Austin read Little Women to the elderly. He pets a cat. He hugs an old friend. He waters some flowers.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jaxson Dartbot nooooo
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the little legs kicking
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dating apps are dying. Meet-cutes struggle to be reborn. Now is the time of rec sports leagues
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