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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ben has to know this type of shit has palpable sore loser vibes after Kat’s L.

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Julius @calmwatersavril.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want a batman story where the "villain" makes shorter video games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more and work less and I'm NOT KIDDING

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did you ever realize there was totally enough room for both Jack AND Rose on that door? 🤔

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Historians will one day debate whether Cuomo or DeSantis was a bigger example of trying to make fetch happen and sorting your dick off in the process.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

> NV-02 The Nevada Dems gerrymandering the Republicans into a single pack district and then winning said district anyway would be the funniest fucking shit to ever happen.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I don’t care how annoying you find The Youth or what high minded civic ideals you have about “real” residency, if you see yourself as a Dem partisan or at least anti-MAGA, you shouldn’t promote the idea that college kids voting with their campus address is bad. Especially in fucking *Wisconsin*.

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 05/08/2026

At the risk of ruining my mentions, I want to remind my centrist friends that “vote blue no matter who” also applies when Dems nominate a leftist. We need to be single focused on winning back the Senate. We cannot do that without Michigan.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Invoking the fucking “coastal elites” trope should immediately get you thrown out of Democratic politics.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Six years later and we’re still telling ourselves that the only reason Bernie lost *this* state after trailing in every poll was because Jim Clyburn has mind control powers.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

“Fucking DNC rigging the election by making South Carolina the must-win first state that determines the entire primary.” -Guy who’s still assmad about the 2020 Bernie Sanders presidential campaign

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Let’s make a movie called PETER that’s the same “science nerd gets bit by spider” shit you’ve already seen a million times except it’s stretched to 2 hours and it just ends after Uncle Ben dies.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Not to get all debate bro about it, but “Talking to this guy isn’t worth it, fuck this,” and “I really fucking need to have the last word in this internet slap fight” should be mutually exclusive thoughts. Trying to have your cake and eat it too makes you look like a punk.

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 20/07/2026

I happen to not be one of the Americans who thinks other countries are this glorious wonderful thing we need approval from I want a peaceful orderly international community but I’m not going to bow and scrape so that The Internationals think I’m One of the Cool Ones

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I thought the whole “people literally think McConnell was *minority* leader during the Garland thing” bit was like, an exaggeration. Well, lol.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Notice how people that talk like this always speak in really vague generalities. Democrats aren’t “doing anything”. Doing what exactly? Great question. Republicans “jammed up the Democraric majority”. How? Great question.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The nadir of this redneck white knighting shit has to be acknowledging that rural voters have more power than urban ones and use that power to vote for fucking fascists and then still smol beaning them anyway.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Everyone’s righteously assmad that grandma can’t go live in some jury rigged piece of shit studio in the hollowed out corpse of a Wetzel’s Pretzels.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

“I am a righteous moral absolutist”. “COME ON, THAT RAPE ONLY MEASURED 1.0 ON THE RAPETER SCALE AND HE ONLY DID IT ONCE, YOU FUCKING SHITLIB!”

Now I had to scroll through endless simplistic posts outraged over ONE awful drunken lite-rape of a girlfriend, in contrast to the SILENCE

are the values of the Democratic Party. Rape is a continuum ending with an ugly, overweight stranger stalking a woman, beating her, ripping her clothes off and violently ... Platner's offense was at the opposite end of the continuum. And don't lecture me about 'rape is rape. It's a continuum. Nor did he kill anyone. Harris and her supporters are complicit in the deaths of tens of thousands women, children and men.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

A lot of Platner fans are gonna pretend that him being the type of guy who could easily receive credible rape accusations wasn’t part of his appeal to them.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It’s really stupid to negatively polarize yourself against the very concept of meaningful legal checks against executive power, actually.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If “generational-level talent” is too much for you, fine, but “Donald Trump is a world historic weak candidate and only an incompetent fuck up could lose to him” is a belief that should not have survived contact with any election since 2016.

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Bunny is Looking for a Job 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ 5HS Mercury Year @emrosedeleon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The plan is to disenfranchise and fucking conquer them, like what they're trying to do to us. We will rule them or we will be ruled by them.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Well yeah, I do not want a part in any political movement that centers three-time Trump voters. Have fun, like, convincing hicks in Arkansas to be your comrades or whatever.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Wild how common the “Person who considers themself socially progressive accidentally reveals that they think non-white people don’t count as real Americans” trope is.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The rednecks are not helping you do the revolution, sis 💀.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

“The Director of National Security used an assassination attempt on the president who would eventually nominate him to promote his grift: exploiting meme stock investors who believe their shitty stock moves will lead to an apocalyptic infinite money glitch” -A sentence that will soon be true.

Tweet from Pulte the day of Trump’s assassination attempt in 2024 saying

“Protect The President
Protect Elon Musk
Protect Ryan Cohen”

2022 Tweet from Pulte saying “MOASS. SOON.”

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

If your first reaction to the Pulte news was “Oh, the mortgage guy”, you do not know the half of how insane the new *Director of National Security* actually is.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

We can debate about the particulars of what the “Dem TEA Party” entails, but I think bare minimum we should be giving this energy back to the Republicans and tie them to every dumbfuck redneck and bible thumper stereotype every chance we get.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

If you play with the butterfly effect map long enough, these two close elections from 2010 start looking like some of the most important elections of the last 20 years.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Country music here is a great metaphor for the South and Appalachia itself: Segments of the online left pretend that its monstrous 21st century self doesn’t count because you can associate it with long-dead people who happened to like labor unions as much as they and their descendants like guns.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

At this point, fuck it. We’re in “let them enforce it” territory.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Remember: Don’t be mad at the Republican SCOTUS Justices for today’s ruling. Fight the real enemy: This guy who voted for Thomas and has been dead for 20 years.

A picture of J. James Exon, a former US Senator from Nebraska.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

The end result of this experiment is white progressives giving an endless series of “Ur scaring the hoes” talks to anyone who mentions trans rights, white privilege, etc. in front of their unreconstructed MAGAt comrades.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

There’s many correct and high-minded reasons for why the Virginia gerrymander is just and fair, but honestly, “People who voted for Trump deserve to be punished” is both true and good enough for me.

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Tony Stark @tonystark.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

The funny thing about this is it all started bc the GOP thought they could save the House and do so in a way without any repercussions and then the Libs knew ball and actually did the thing they couldn’t match.

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Kit Morley @gavestonsfrolic.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I think if people opt out of vaccines they should also have to opt out of air travel. Walk there like nature intended, motherfucker.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Everyone who posted something like “Mamdani’s biggest fans are gonna hate him once he actually has to govern” is taking the biggest fucking L in the world. Dude just said “Pokémon Go to the polls” shit and people are clapping like seals.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

@coons.senate.gov You can go fuck yourself for this. -a Delaware voter

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I really enjoy how much of this site is someone posting some shit out of a Four Yorkshiremen routine, only they’re dead fucking serious and they want everyone who disagrees to kill themselves.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

It’s actually pretty easy when you realize that there is no “I Care” medal coming for you, that you’re not a D1 Worrier About World Events, and that forcing yourself to wallow in anxiety and depression is not some valorous form of asceticism.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The Cletus Safari 2018 press was already kinda pushing it with their “We are the silence breakers who speak truth to power” routine, but the 2026 “Some experts say it might possibly be illegal to annex Canada” press doing it is a fucking joke.

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Every time this meme gets repeated, what the Democrats would allegedly be considered in Europe gets moved slightly to the right each time. Over the years, they’ve gone from centrists in Europe to center right in Europe to right wing in Europe and finally now it’s 💀EXTREME FAR RIGHT IN EUROPE💀

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

An incredible take that has stuck with me for six years is this one guy’s assertion on the night of the 2020 South Carolina primary that The Establishment™ letting red state Democrats vote is a ploy to stop progressives.

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

It turns out “Democrats suck” is a great pitch for Bluesky donation but maybe not for a Democratic Party primary

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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

It sucks that someone who isn’t Daniel Biss, Laura Fine, or Kat Abughazaleh couldn’t have won this election. Absolutely incredible that there were three front runners in this clown car primary and all three of them came with their own unique (and unequal) forms of disqualifying bullshit.

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