iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

emerging visibly injured from a thicket and getting on the bus

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Blood AND orange? My favorites

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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(stretching every meal with beans, including breakfast) have to go stop DonLd Trump.

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There was a scene I saw as a kid that stuck with me, but couldn't remember what show/episode it was from. I just watched the one you mentioned, and that's it! I've thought about that hand just barely missing her feet for decades. For years as a kid I couldn't just get into bed, I had to *leap*

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh I am going to use the hell out of this

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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think we all just barely missed a way worse universe where all this ai stuff happened right before covid

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 04/10/2026

it's so hard to meet a gal who will say "i think its cool that you put mork and mindy on, and all the trivia you're reciting doesn't distract me from the plot at all"

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is the song Only Living Boy in New York referring to a Children of Men-type scenario

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine the first clown in human history, what that must have been like for everyone else

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There should be a rule that if more than one main character in a tv show has the same color of hair then they have to wear name tags

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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 03/10/2026

2027: u.s. invents triarrhea

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jars

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You: neckbeard, lives in parents' basement, keyboard and fingers crusted over with Cheetos dust Me: looks sharp as a tack, happily married with two kids, uses chopsticks to eat Chester's Reserve: Artisanal Cheese Plops

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 01/10/2026

September 30 // October 1

achewood's ray smuckles admonishes little nephew for dressing as a goth: "Listen here now, little mister! You aint' gettin NO pizza so long as you walkin' around lookin' like Gay KISS!"

Ray Smuckles in goth garb presses a button on his skull codpiece, which makes it utter the words "BELA... LUGOSI'S... DEAD..."

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

now sensing and detecting all ancient rules. now following ancient rules...ancient rules followed. now compliant with the ancients

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if i may doff the facade of whimsy for a moment, it's time to get painfully sincere; i've been boiling my evening oats in dr pepper for months now. it's awful. it's disgusting and i don't even eat them, but if i don't do this then no one else will and the world will lose something unique forever.

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do you like Sound Voltex? It would please me, Isabella Rossellini, if you did

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That is so interesting! I am Isabella Rossellini

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Despite differences in politics or creed, we can all agree that this is one hell of a bird

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was very touched to receive a birthday card from OPEC

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me: Sometimes when a box of cereal is almost empty I'll mix it with a different cereal to make a full bowl and I don't even mind very much Interviewer: I guess that's a strength

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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Doing the lord’s work (I caused a drought)

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

the ups guy let me take a random box off the truck for being good

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm gonna Chelsea chop it severely next year, hopefully that will help

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[me watching an otherwise terrible movie that accurately shows what the moon looks like in the sky] This movie is great

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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head

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Hacksaw @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Currently inundated with monarchs

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mine's blooming for the first time this year. None of my resources told me it would get 6' tall. But dang the bumblebees are happy

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tour guide: If only we could understand the whale song’s lyrics, perhaps we’d be better stewards of this earth. What would these wise guardians say to us? Whale: Scribble-dee-doo, scrubby-dub-dub, ocean is my little bath tub Scrubby-dub-doo, scribble-dee-dee, boat is rubber ducky to me Whee!

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

HIM: you better not be wearing Robes for Pythagoras when i get there MY SILLY ASS:

an old-timey catalog page of various "Robes For Pythagoras"

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Brandi do you know about how he drinks?

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*buying my car a tank of premium gas for its birthday*

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

genie: i grant you one wish, you may change any one thing about your self me: wow! could i cure all my mental illnesses? genie: oh yes. is that your wish? me: *thinking about how i hear borat voice go WEE WAH WEE WAH when i see something cool* uh

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WELL THIS CAN’T BE NORMAL- I think as I pee out a second kernel of corn

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm going all out for autumn this year. I bought some cinnamon teas and hand soap, got a bunch of autumnal books from the library, and I'm saving so much energy by no longer producing chlorophyll, the absence of which will soon reveal my red, yellow, and orange pigments.

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