Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 2hpresident who goes slackmouthed and makes 20 little farts in a row that have exactly the same sound and duration 2231
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 7hyelling into my phone "you spent 800 dollars on a POOP!?! i can't believe you spent $800 on a POOP!!" while not actually talking to anyone so people near me can hear 0140
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026kids books are another place where you see how much the bottom has fallen out of paying artists. like even a weird off-brand crappy staple bound softcover from the 80s-00s usually has real watercolors done by a real person with at least a few interesting visual takes 2310
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think its really funny that when you go into powerpoint or ms word equation editor the infinity symbol is one of the first things in the menu even though if you're doing real math you don't need it *that* much. they must just assume people want to reach for it because its cool 050
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026never went inside an actual cornell frat but in grad school there was this one that had been banned for a few years and converted to international student housing in the interim and I went there once to talk to a friend in my cohort. And that basement was fucking scary!! dungeonlike & labyrinthine 2100
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026theres this place near work that does 30% off kimbap rolls after 3pm. and that's been singlehandedly moving my life forward the last few weeks 0110
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026cant tell if yankees redsox rivalry is in a better place or im just older. but the games seem less about guts-hating loathing and avenge-your-ancestors level must-win and just like good games that are part of a long story 260
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026children's librarian who when the parents aren't looking tells the kids "if you read too much the other kids will think you're weird... what you should be getting into is AI" 1111
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026me as president telling everyone not to buy lunch thursday because we're doing 'sloppy sandwich' and I keep talking about sloppy sandwich and never shut up about it and on thursday everyone finds out that its when you take a civil war cannon and load it with lunch meat and get blasted with it 0110
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026last night i dreamed i wore a shirt that made everyone laugh and it was the funniest shirt any one had ever seen. and on it was text that said "A wizard of earthsea" with a big canted red stamp graphic over it that said RETIRED 3360
Reposted by Fart VisionFart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 18/04/2024(me as alpha camp instructor) an alpha starts and ends every day lying on his back like a bloated rat wishing he were dead. (going up to some guys face and screaming) LLIE THE FUCK DOWN 0232
Reposted by Fart VisionArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social 304982740
Reposted by Fart Visionvapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[Romantic Anton Chigurh] If the rule you followed... got you a kiss... do not stop using the rule 0333
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we all need to do our part to bring back "spanky" as a nickname 3140
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026setting every single program on my computer and app on my phone to max notifications with banners and sounds on 2180
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"off brand" for me but im really enchanted by the idea of lifting stones... like specific named stones in certain villages used for hundreds of years to test the strength of people there 2250
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026funny that some students expect you to make many accommodations for things that happen in their own life, unexpected but also often planned and reflecting other priorities, but if you ever imply or articulate your own real personhood or constraints from your life they dont know what to do with that 1250
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i really do thing one of the big distinctions between physicists and engineers is that physicists are drawn to the aesthetics of pretending very complicated things are very simple while engineers are drawn to the aesthetics of pretending very simple things are complicated 161
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tech ceo who makes morning more efficient by having an ai assistant do text to speech on all emails they received while sleeping, then compressing them all to 1 second long and playing them all simultaneously immediately after they wake up 1180
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ideal lecture length is 75 mins and it equally feels like torture whenever it ranges above or below that 040
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me as the coach of an nba team telling my players they all need to be "worlds strongest man huge" by the beginning of next season 1150
Reposted by Fart Visionchief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 26/09/2026it appears that this bonfire ritual site belongs to the Smashed Miller High Life Bottle Culture 017240
Reposted by Fart Visiondjoyce @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026we’re bringing this all the way back 14410
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026had a dream where i was at my childhood friends house and had to go upstairs to get an ice cream tub from his scary dad and he gave it to me but started being weird and i freaked out and ran but i forgot the ice cream on a chair and it all melted and then he spent the next 5 hours trying to kill me 1130
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026they appointed a new santa who likes saying stuff to the elves in a 2000s era adam sandler voice and thinks its sooo funny. and the elves think its funny too 1150
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026its funny that pokemon's 'back' (or at least, another local wave is cresting) but for the most part all the default ones on like shirts toys backpacks etc are still pikachu and bulbasaur and other ones from the original 150 3130
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026writing a fangraphs-style article that filters every inning pitched for each team when down 8+ and ranks the stats if they were all thrown by one hypothetical guy. But also figure out how much they would have had to drive if they could predict every time theyd be used and go straight to the next 020
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you walk into the bathroom and the president is kneeling down next to a full toilet bowl with one of those play-doh shape extruder things and then they really quickly try to hide it 080
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026every baseball team should get a garbage time roster slot for a pitcher you can only bring in the game when you're down 8+ runs. but they have to wear a different uglier uniform and can't sit in the dugout or clubhouse with the other players 191
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the kind of address you go to when you want to feel pain 1170
Reposted by Fart VisionDJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am forty two in two weeks I have a seven year old I have earned not knowing what shit is and more importantly I have earned this hard-won feeling of not feeling any particular way about not knowing what shit is . this is my prize and I will defend it. I’m sure the song is fine. 7836
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026described electrical issue to landlord via email, then on a phone call 5 days later describe the electrical issue to them verbally. The next day get an email *as a reply to the original one* to the effect of 'please describe the issue, I can't fix it until you do' 0120
Reposted by Fart VisionHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cregger's Resident Evil is a good example of "Fast Body Horror." In the 80s, a lot of Body Horror was "slow" because in order to execute a special effect, there was one gimmick per shot, so transformation sequences had many cuts and emphasized the mechanics of the gimmick. 5974107
Reposted by Fart VisionPrudence Anagram @pruplace.neocities.org · 26/09/2026My new sinister social movement is called "Dark Politeness" 55510
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026www.baseball-reference.com/register/pla...baseball-reference.comA. Plump Leagues Statistics | Baseball-Reference.comA. Plump Leagues Statistics including batting, fielding, prospect rankings and more on Baseball-Reference.com 160
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026we need a president who cuts power to the white house and walks around naked, glistening with oils and liniments, in total solitude under sparse candlelight 1241
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026think about this one all the time www.youtube.com/watch?v=THHg...youtube.com1994 Betty Crocker "Bad to the Bone" musical TV commercialYouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media 190
Reposted by Fart VisionHunter @holybible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Eating food & watching football #fascistcountry 1294
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026folksy expression "there's no more crap in the village" 190
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026no idea what to think about yankees postseason chances. seems grim with no judge but they did it all season. and their pitching really is remarkable, they could get their on the back of it. 130
Reposted by Fart VisionJoyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles. 6888822662
Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I feel like the canadian tire car inspection thing is scam-adjacent? like you pay the $200 and they inspect your car for registration and if they find anything wrong they give you a big quote. you then have 10 days to get it fixed and re-inspected or you have to pay $200 again. So you either just 160
