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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 15h

Shh... it's time to crawl into bed and watch all of the Bob's Burgers Halloween episodes

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 15h

My abuser would drive 100 mph at a telephone poll and then veer off at the last second

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Is it love or leftovers that cannot go down the garbage disposal as I am no longer in leftovers. Love on the other oblivious and forgetful hand, well, it can bend a spoon

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

We bow to each other and imagine more. Respect reaching out, tendrils of respect, tentacles to look up to, tangled fire hoses flailing around spraying admiration. But it is cool that we barely move, no fuck ups

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I know you want me to make it up as I go but that's a premise I just can't keep

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Behind reality isn't a more real reality, it's an alley, a realley if it's retrash day, again (raccoons washing paws for slow clap)

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It has been an infinite amount of rumors and time and we're still discussing it like it's the only plausible theory of an origin for hot bio-gossip, but existence did not just walk home after a "bang of shame"

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You have to enjoy a town with a strong fondness for Big Foot.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

i will let you lick my cookies if you let me sniff your hot dog

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don’t lie to my children like when my dogs look cute 4 treats like ya yous are cute but not cuter than when your beardie brother begs mommy 4 his blueberries & arugula he enjoys it more unlike you gluttons

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sorry i said one hump or two? when you tried to buy that camel hair coat

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

There’s not a scene Steve Buschemi is in that I don’t absolutely love. I love the glimmer in his crazy eyes & when his snaggle tooth sticks out so sexy

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I like how we’re all outta are minds here, but like together, like God wants us to be

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Her: I don't want to alarm you... Me: *alarmed to the max*

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When a chick that made up depraved rumors about you to try & torment your teenage experience sees you & acts like she’s always liked you it’s important 4 you 2 address them by the wrong name like, “Oh. Hi Mildred”

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My dog chewed by the spring of my trampoline w her lil barracuda teeth. I didn’t notice & busted my ass so fuckin hard i sang out, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?! IN YOUR EYES FORSAKEN ME?! IN YOUR THOUGHTS FORSAKEN ME?! IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME?!

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

if you didn't want to know my right boob is slightly smaller than my left one then maybe don't ask people for fun facts anymore

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/10/2026

sure clowns are all fun and games until you serve one up in a casserole

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11/10/2026

Airport gate agent: Enjoy your trip Me: You too!

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/10/2026

I keep my novels on the shelf with my creepy dolls so they have something to read at night

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19h

I am one small kindness always from crying about things that happened years ago

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 16h

The real memories were the monsters we made along the way.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 16h

If you or a loved one need help, contact the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 or text START to 88788

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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 18h

im kinda broken but i can be repurposed into an art piece

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The scariest houses don’t put up any Halloween decorations

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Ohhh smashing pumpkins. I get it

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

stop looking at me like that i’ll bite you

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 16h

My abuser broke all of my dishes on the kitchen floor and wanted me to walk across them so I would cut myself and bleed to death

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 16h

My abuser told me he wished I'd had an abortion so that he didn't have to deal with the burden of us

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 16h

My abuser wouldn't keep a job and then accused me of not supporting the family after he drained all of our funds to do drugs

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 16h

I could go on, but I think you get the idea. Victims smile through the pain, post the happy pictures and try to normalize this lifestyle. We carry a heavy burden. Even years after 💜

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 16h

My abuser told me he wasn't an abuser because he never hit me

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 16h

My abuser would steal and break my phone

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 16h

My abuser would punch the wall next to my head and tell me I was lucky it wasn't my face

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 16h

October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You're the bestest 🥹❤️

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