Reposted by massive dotMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50169065541
Reposted by massive dotjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic” 19370451103
Reposted by massive dotDavid the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence, 1375122
Reposted by massive dotmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone 112405368
Reposted by massive dot#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*They're great as a duo, actually, the organic and the mechanical, that's a really strong ticket 930165
Reposted by massive dotThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation theonion.com/congress-sends-unemplo… 171536165
Reposted by massive dotslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026NETFLIX Your Next Watch 🟨⬜️🟪🟧🟦🟥 We Think You’ll Love These 🟪🟧🟥⬜️🟦🟨 Need A Good Laugh? 🟧🟦🟨🟪🟥⬜️ New On Netflix ⬜️🟪🟧🟥🟨🟦 1826624
Reposted by massive dotjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/09/2026i hate this thing they do where they pretend like they are fulfilling some long and pent up demand. just own that you’re engaged in naked idolatry 1664598701
Reposted by massive dotwhat a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart 34181991
Reposted by massive dotCapital Weather @capitalweather.com · 28/08/2026Awesome photos of the lunar eclipse! Clouds parted just in time to catch views of the almost total lunar eclipse Thursday night. Capital Weather readers shared some amazing photos with us. Here is a sample. Photos by Dave Lyons, Scott Jacobson and Lena Osipova-Stocker 325755
Reposted by massive dotderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name. 178130372596
Reposted by massive dotMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The LAPD declined to renew its Flock contract after an internal audit found 161 false stolen-vehicle alerts in just two months — a 32.3% false-positive rate. www.gadgetreview.com/one-in-three...gadgetreview.comOne in Three Alerts Wrong: High Error Rates and Data Concerns Force Cities to Drop FlockFlock Safety license plate cameras are being dropped by 82+ municipalities across 28 states over false alerts, privacy risks, and immigration data fears. 16060872187
Reposted by massive dotceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026gonna start talking like this to my boss 6180781214
Reposted by massive dotcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/07/2026that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5. 7765221528
Reposted by massive dotClayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to 82231512
Reposted by massive dotSandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Describe the economy in a single sentence 3767371452
Reposted by massive dotMichael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026if you have your own physical media collection, you can do your own version of the Criterion Closet where you stand in your basement by yourself and saying "oh wow, In the Mood for Love, what a film" to absolutely no one 21638336
Reposted by massive dotJake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If you were wondering how The Federalist was reacting 5116542
Reposted by massive dotSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Watching the video from The Ring on my phone so she comes out of my screen real tiny and I can just put her in a mug 141296343
Reposted by massive dotJameel Jaffer @jameeljaffer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Compare Alito's description of Trump's racist statements (on the left) to Justice Kagan's anthology of Trump's racist statements (on the right). These are passages from this morning's opinions in Mullin v. Doe. 15141681615
Reposted by massive dotMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026the boys are over and we're all taking the Which Invisible Cities City Are You? quiz. Jacob's trivial ass got Maurilia lmao 420543
Reposted by massive dotBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism. 406163962411
Reposted by massive dotTim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth 11373251903
Reposted by massive dotceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives, 2578351846
Reposted by massive dotSonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Standing ovation for Rep. Beatty, who sued Trump over the renaming of the Kennedy Center, took him to court, and won! 576242754753
Reposted by massive dotCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I’m at the bread and circuses. I’m at the damnatio memoriae. I’m at the combination bread and circuses damnatio memoriae 192934742
Reposted by massive dotAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11/06/2026the people who had to be told not to shoot at a hurricane are in charge of the federal government 213219
Reposted by massive dotdemi adejuyigbe @electrolemon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs 121043151
Reposted by massive dotLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I know you’re not writing about a specific tree she said. I know the tree is you and the bird in the tree is you and the worm in the bird’s mouth is you. 513520
Reposted by massive dotMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Marjane Satrapi’s books and movies had a HUGE impact on me. I still reread and rewatch all the time. And I genuinely believe that she showed the Western world insight into Iran that they’d never had before. This is a tremendous loss. 12793113
Reposted by massive dotsarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 04/06/2026every little thing she does is magritt everything she do is not une pipe 521361
Reposted by massive dotThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 637228765840
Reposted by massive dotThe Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know." 372166123809
Reposted by massive dotEmma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say 662284204
Reposted by massive dotjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/05/2026my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about” 206136381510
Reposted by massive dotRyan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 29/05/2026Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image. 21974112067
Reposted by massive dotGiovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work 4377041839
Reposted by massive dotEctoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me. 126102052676
Reposted by massive dotMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/03/2026XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad. 8985146
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