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Clayton “Death”

@itsclaybaby.bsky.social
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Stupid guy who posts dog pics sometimes

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 1h
I have flipped the switch that shuts down all dogs
My whit epitbull lab mix laying on her side flat on the floor My parents’ terrier mix Jacey laying on his side digging his head into the grass and his eyes closed
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 1h
I need 17 million dollars as well
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 8h
LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 2h
Big boy grilling on the roof
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn" Stephen king: hold my beer
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 5h
Before I got to the end I thought “Edina Behavior” and then yep, twin cities suburb
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
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Rob Dunson, Collateral Beautician @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 7h
Gen Alpha Guy who instead of asking millennials what 9/11 was like asks “was it really like What It’s Like”
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 8h
Sir Goony Golf
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 10h
this is the only reason why certain people wanted to know—and spread—her name without her consent. so they can abuse her, too.
cnn.com
Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
"Mein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in meinen Gaming pc geklettert"

Translated from German by Google

"My shitty dog Gniesbert climbed into my gaming pc again"

[a dog in a dog dryer with blue lights]
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 08/10/2026
Seen in Wicker Park
Street mural with pigeon on a stack of books and words saying READ THE ARTICLE
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am apprising myself of the Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat situation
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today I’m trying the viral deathly nightshade
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🪩👻 @icecrmsocialist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anyone remember this gif that was really long and had characters dancing on a boat, maybe like chickens involved?
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Gandolfini is Italian for "son of Gandalf"
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sure it wasn’t actually what was said, but I swear I heard the voiceover in this DoorDash ad say, “So yeah, then we ated some chicken tenders”
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I said right foot creep, ooh, I'm walkin' with that heater/ Ben Stiller, Teddy R, locked in the museum
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i wrote this article almost nine years ago about centering perpetrators in conversations about rape. NINE YEARS! really awesome.
pastemagazine.com
Make Them Leave
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jason attempting to draw tng characters from memory
it’s data it’s riker it is pee-cahr
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This gum needs busting
Section of sidewalk outside a closed corner store just absolutely riddled with black nasty stomped on gum leavings
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(you can always recognize a place in which no one is feeling much or any tummy hurt or too many beer & everyone you love doing a big frow up of nasty goo is just a joke.)
A house down the way that has a skeleton decoration standing over a “biohazard” barrel and a hose spraying green liquid out of the skeletons mouth into the barrel as tbough the skeleton is throwing up
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WAIT WHAT
IMDB credit page for a skeleton
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just two shotted Father Gascoigne, I’m back to the Bloodborne Me, folks
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Yeah, I’ve got the freaking baseball disease that turns me into a baseball”
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We are hoping we only have a few more days at most with the cone on, but until then we get nice pics like this
Stevie Nicks, white pitbull lab mix doing playstance out in the grass with her mouth open and smiling and ears pointed up. The picture is close up on the cine she is wearing
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Movie: Digimon Adventure: Our War Game! Language: English Country: United States Version: Digimon: The Movie
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a lot of unfamous but working comics have been able to eke out a living in large part due to royalty checks from siriusxm's raw dog comedy channel. six months ago, sebastian maniscalco bought it and the channel now heavily features already famous comics, and the checks for smaller acts have dried up
standupforstandup.org
Siriusxm — Stand Up For Stand Up
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Picture of me (big tough man) finding lip liners and mascaras and hair perfume at the “Ult of Beauty” for the wonderful Instacart customers I love so much to serve
Weird guy with beard, glasses, camouflage hat, striped shirt, taking a selfie in Ulta Beauty
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jad, unusually spooky 📸👻 @aerojad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bluesky, the site for chicago posting
Several people rightly observe that the sirens work
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Uma Oprah Voice] Mon Mothma…Mom Mothra Mom Mothra….Mon Mothma
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m so excited to see my good friend, Godzilla, in his new movie next month
Email from Alamo Drafthouse advertising Godzilla Minus Zero in theaters November 6
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And you got your head all the way up it!
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of people lamenting the Paramount/Warner merger and fearing David Ellison's control over the media are forgetting that we have three secret weapons at our disposal, currently lurking high up in the Warner water tower.
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Judith Lynne @judithlynne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ooo, it’s ANTI-Prime Day at Bookshop.org, the bookstore that’s actually a bookstore; free shipping and btw, they carry all my books too.
Free Shipping Oct 6 & 7 Anti-Prime Day Bookshop.org Support Bookstores, Not Billionaires
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we have lost so much
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Makes Her Mark @makeshermark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"i was on ducktales, larry"
Dolly Parton's nephew, who announced her death in viral video, admits to being an international arms
dealer and mercenary After Parton died, Seaver purportedly wrote in another message: "I just sold 29 million dollars worth of ammo to Haiti. I'm not exactly a media person, Danny. I'm literally an international
arms dealer and mercenary."
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Get ready guys, it’s about to happen..
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who? What are you, a fucking owl?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I was hanging around in the AV Club comment section in the early 2010’s so it is simply old hat for me to see Jessica Chastain referred to as “Other Mommy”
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Neighborhood Watch
My white pitbull lab mix wearing a cone sitting on the bed with her back to the camera staring out the open window into the street below
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not mean to single out LeBron James, but it feels completely bizarre to me that an active player is allowed to promote "prediction markets" but would get banned for life for using that service to bet ten dollars on their own team to win a game.
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been afflicted with Scarlet Rot
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
your favorite President,
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